>want to multiply with me anon h-haha, if you know what I mean
>>29820867
Well, there are two of us. That means at minimum we would have to have two children in order to both multiply by a whole number. And I refuse to multiply by decimals. No thanks.
A couple of thrusts would break Anzu desu
>>29820916
>A-anon! Did you just say my butt looked big?
>>29820867
>I want to kill myself h-haha, if you know what I mean
>>29820867
>want to multiply with me
Just as long as we're not doing the sevens times table, I fucking hate multiples of seven, they make no sense. I'm really good at my fives.
>>29820867
she looks really sick and irritable in this one
>>29821053
Do girls really like it when people say this?
>>29821125
What do you mean they make no sense?
7, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49
What's the problem? I bet you can't even articulate your feelings
probably because you're insane
>>29821176
>do girls really like it when chad says this?
yes
>>29820867>W-want to go at it like rabbits?
Fuck off with your filthy Turk roach.
>ywn fuck the bunny and have a family of little hoppers
>>29821125
sevens are the easiest, MORON.
come back here when you join the 1 minute club like me...
Oh gotta go, stanford called me for help with some equations again
>>29820867
You do realise he has no womb as he is not female?
>>29821125
>>29821194
Topkek
Underrated posts.
But seriously 5 anon, explain your reasoning to the rest of us who clearly do not understand your specific problem with multiples of 7.
>you will never lovingly slide your penis into anzu's tight, virginal pussy
>>29820867
STOP posting this fucking ROACH
>>29821125
i always had trouble with the seven times table too bub
>>29820916
all the fat went to her cheeks
poor anzu
How many thrusts would you last with Anzu?
>>29820867
I'm
Not
That
Sly
Fox
>you will never put your tongue in that soft, wet mouth
>>29822901
she has such good teeth. why do i even live?
>>29821125
>im really good at my fives
CHECKED
>>29820867
Anzu is a bullemic spaz and dates girls.
Sex with a man would break her fragile bones.
Also since she's bullemic and throws up a lot her breath likely smells.
>>29820867
No thanks I'm not into womenlets.
>>29823889
h0t tbdesu
>>29820916
Anzu has a really cute butt
>ywn exterminate that turkroach pussy
>>29820867
>cosmeme
>>29821125
I never learned my times tables outside of 2s and 5s. Still got my GED though. God bless America.
>>29824003
>she will never give you this look
Pl-please someone tell me she has nice armpits.
>>29820867
Shes aging horribly
>>29825031
Im not really an armpit guy but here is a pic.
>>29825124
>neck same width as arm
wtf
I wish she wasn't balding.
>>29821217
>D-do you wanna hunt my wabbit?
>>29825124
Oh my
Wonderful taste in women anon.
Imagine slipping your c**k into her throat
>>29820867
>r-selected humans
Enjoy your not an argument.
Lmao imagine this girl walking around the streets in Konya
>>29825031
Here is a bonus pic for you, my friend.
>>29821125
7 was my favorite number, so I thoroughly memorized its times table
>>29825799
Anime is finally real
I want her
>>29825124
I want to spend a cozy winter night indoors, reading by the fireplace in my bathrobe with Anzu naked, hogtied, and ballgagged on the rug below my comfy chair, being used as my footrest, with a buttplug tightly wedged into her asshole. I want to have made her drink about half a gallon of water several hours earlier, so that I am now also forcing her to hold in her piss, and occasionally press down hard on her lower back with my foot. I will occasionally pause from my reading to kick her and tell her to shut up when she moans in pain and discomfort, but aside from that, I will mostly ignore her and treat her like a piece of furniture. After I feel I've enjoyed my peaceful evening of reading, I will get up without a word and go off make myself a late night snack while she lays there on the rug. Then I will come back and continue using her as a footrest while I have my meal. After I am done, I will ungag her and probe around the inside of her mouth a bit with my fingers while she tries to work out the cramp from having had it in there so long, stimulating her gag reflex. I will pull my hand out of her mouth and wipe her spit on her eyes and nose.
She will then beg me to let her pee. I'll just flatly say, "No," and walk away. I will come back with a flogger. She will be squirming within her bondage at this point from trying to hold in her pee, fearful of what I may do to her if she pees on my rug. I will tell her she was very rude earlier for making so much noise and distracting me while I was trying to read, and that she is going to be punished for that. I will flog her ass and bound feet, making count out the strikes and thank me for correcting her. Once I'm done punishing her, I will make her apologize, explain why she was in the wrong, and promise to never do it again.
>>29826328
Her voice will be strained, she will be speaking very fast, panting, and sobbing a bit, absorbing the pain and degradation while trying to endure the pressure on her bladder, the relief of which is steadily becoming the only thing on her mind.
While she is apologizing to me, I will be inserting the handle of the flogger into her vagina, and wiggling it about in all directions inside of her. I will be critiqueing her apology while doing this, telling her whether or not I feel it is sincere enough and that she is truly sorry for what she did. After teasing her a bit like this, getting increasingly desperate apologies out of her and she tries to rush to whenever the part comes that I finally allow her to pee, I will finally remove the flogger from her pussy as I tell her she is forgiven, but warn her not to do it again. I will walk around to be standing in front of her face. I will kneel down and pull her chin up so that we lock eyes. She will quickly avert her gaze for a moment, but then look back at me with pleading eyes. Between heavy pants, she will ask once more in a quiet voice for me to please let her pee. Her bound legs will be shaking back and forth with the tension of holding it in. I will say nothing, but slowly bring the handle of the flogger to her mouth. She will stare down at it; somewhere in her mind, she probably knows what I intend to make her do, but all she can think about is finally getting relief. She will look back up at me and meekly say, "Please?!" again as I lightly press the end of the handle against her lips. I will tell her, with an annoyed and disappointed-sounding voice, "Not yet. You got my toy dirty, slut. You have to clean it first." I will then shove the handle of the flogger into her mouth as she cries out loudly in protest. Her eyes will close and she will begin to sob, her whole body now vibrating as she tries to endure this pressure.
>>29826336
Every second is agony to her now, and she has no idea when I will finally grant her the relief she so desperately needs. I will dismissively tell her to shut up and that she can hold it for a bit as I roughly force the flogger-handle in and out of her mouth. I will release her chin with my other hand and grab her roughly by the hair, pulling on it to keep her head elevated instead as I face fuck her with the flogger, occasionally ramming it into the back of her throat and making her gag hard.
I will complain that she's not putting much effort into cleaning it, and tell her to use her tongue to clean off her musk. Once I feel she has made some token efforts in this direction, I will tell her she still isn't doing a very good job, and that she's causing an awful lot of trouble today. After few more seconds, I will quickly yank it out of her mouth, a stream of drool linking her bottom lip to the end of it for a moment before it falls onto the rug below. I will attentively inspect it, sigh, and say that this will have to do. I will say, "Everyone has off days, I guess," as I wipe the spit off the handle onto her scrunched up, crying face. She will be trying to catch her breath after choking on this object, and beg yet again, much louder now, to be allowed to pee. I will sit down in front of her face, and pull her by her shoulders across the rug until her head is between my legs. As I untie my bathrobe, pull it aside, and expose my throbbing cock to her, I will tell her she can't pee yet, explaining that all she has done so far is atone for the mistakes she's made tonight; she has not done one GOOD thing all evening, and is still asking for special treatment and to have me go out of my way to help her without having done anything nice for me.
>>29826351
okay dude we get it you hate yourself and you want to die
>>29826361
As I bring my cock closer to her lips, I will tell her that if she sucks me off, I will take her to the bathroom right after I cum as long as she gulps down every drop of my seed; all the while she will be shaking her head, her eyes pleading as she pants and moans things like, "No!", "Please!", "I can't take it anymore!" Finally, my cock will penetrate her lips and enter her mouth. She will moan in protest as its length slides into her, and I will lay back on the rug with my hands between my head, telling her, "The sooner you finish, the sooner you get to pee." I will just relax there and let her work me up to orgasm as passively enjoying her teary face sucking and sobbing on my dick as she quickly accepts the situation, and struggles to focus enough to get me off as fast as she can and finally earn her longed-for relief. Once I've finished blowing my load down her throat, I will slowly sit up and pull out of her, pressing my palms against her cheeks and lifting her head up so I can see her eyes. She will be trying to catch her breath yet again and looking at me expectantly. I will say, "Close your eyes," as I grab the flogger from off to the side. Without any warning, I will lightly flog her across the face a few times in rapid succession. She will shut her eyes out of instinct on the first blow, then scrunch up her face, keeping them tightly closed and biting on her lower lip as she realizes what I'm doing. As I hit her, I will tell her not to complain when I ask her to do something again. After I stop, she will be full-on bawling; her hogtied body will fall over onto her left side.
It will briefly cross my mind to play a game where I tickle her for one minute and tell her to try to hold it in, with a harsh penalty if she can't, but decide she's had more than enough as it is and that it wouldn't do to go back on my word to her.
>>29826365
I will stand up, and she will be afraid that I am about to leave her there again, and will scream, "No, please! You promised!", each syllable stretched out by heaving sobs. I will say, "Shut up, we're going," and pick up her light little bound, quivering body and speedwalk down the hall with her toward the bathroom. Rather than untying her a bit to let her use the toilet, I will set her down hogtied just as she is in the tub, with her head toward the drain. I will pull up the stop on the drain and tell her she can go anytime. She will protest, clearly not having expected this, and I will tell her that if she doesn't have to go after all, we can just go back out to the living room. She will quickly mutter, "No, no, I'll do it!". She will close her eyes and take in a deep breath as she resolves to essentially piss down her own chest, face, and hair, then she will finally cut loose. A long sigh of satisfaction finally attained will escape her lips.
She will be peeing for nearly a full minute, and at some point in the middle, she will shit out the buttplug I had crammed into her; she had practically forgotten it was there. I will pick it up by the end. While she will hear this, she will assume I'm simply removing it from the tub; her eyes still being closed, she will be quite surprised when she feels yet another hard object being forced against her lips. She will quickly realize what it is and press her lips tightly shut, muttering, "Mm-mm! Mm-mm!" and shaking her head in protest as piss continues to stream out of her. I will slap her face, then bring my thumb to her other cheek to squeeze her face and say in a firm and impatient tone, "Anzu: stop. You've been very bad all night. I didn't even tell you could shit this thing out. Open up." She will squeel and moan, keeping her mouth tightly closed, but I will finally use my free hand to wrest open her jaw from below and shove it in.
>>29826381
She will let out a loud, defeated moun as she tries in vain to pull away from it, and I will tell her that I'm not taking it out until she's cleaned it off. She will stop resisting, just as she finishes voiding her bladder, but will still not be actively fellating her buttplug, hoping that I will be satisfied to just leave it in her for a few moments. I am not. I will tell her to get to work as I pump it around her mouth a bit to motivate her, and she finally take the hint and work it over a bit as I hold it in place so she can't force it out. I will order her to use her tongue. With a sniffle, she will do so, gagging even more and struggling to hold back the urge to vomit. After a few seconds, I will remove it from her mouth, wipe it off in her hair until it's dry, rub it hard just below her nose to leave the smell there, then shove it back up her ass dry. She will be crying softly. I will walk toward the bathroom door and say, "Have a good night, slut. That better still be in there in the morning," then close the lights and step out to head to bed, leaving her for a night of peaceful slumber hogtied in a puddle of her own urine.
>>29826361
No, I just want to play weird BDSM games with Anzu.
>>29826395
GOD PLEASE CONTINUE
PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>29826637
Eh. That was a pretty long Anzu BDSM fantasy, I don't know if I feel like writing more right this second.
As a consolation, I will give you the last Anzu lewd I composed in pic related, hopefully you were not in that thread and it is new to you.
>>29824003
Anzu has a really cute everything
>>29824003
how much do i have to pay to have sex with this slut
>>29825031
And a second bonus pic.
>>29820867
>I'll divide your butthole into two haha
>>29826936
>Those feet
Oh god is this a trap
Have I been fucking fapping to a trap oh god OH GOD
>>29826984
I'm afraid not, you must just be looking at it wrong, I guess.
>>29821095
the jej was top
>>29826936
>>29826984
Anzu's lack of barefoot pics is an outright crime. This grainy thing is actually the only one I've yet seen. If someone has Anzu feet pics, they must post!
>>29820867
tbqh I'd fuck her
you guys however, worshiping this turkish whore like she's some pure angel, kinda pathetic
>>29827510
This tbqh famalampaitachi
>>29820867
that cunt is disgusting
>>29821125
5 is casual shit. Try multiplying by 8 like us big boys, then come back and cry.
I want to be as skinny as Anzu... but I have probably 30 lbs to go... hopefully I'll be cute then
>>29823889
I have a thing for girls that small
>>29825124
She really doesn't have the tits to be Kayochin desu
>>29826984
No just a turkroach
>obsessing over a girl that humps chad every night
>>29822077
probably one
i'm a virgin
isn't she a kebab?
>>29826328
dude you should write erotic stories and sell them
>>29830561
But she dyes her hair and wears colored contacts and lots of whitewash makeup and dresses like popular movie and tv characters and had a growing social media presence.
she's so kawaii(disgusting)
>>29826395
I fucking keked a hearty kek anon. I had a bad night and reading that helped a lot. Thank you for brightening my day friendo
Kill yourself you subhuman fucking ugly nerd
>>29820867
>cosmeme
Meme it
>>29820916
She's so thin. She's perfect
>>29822901
Probably smells sickly sweet tbqh
I bet she smells like damn mothballs and vintage furniture with all that shit on her body.
no doubt she has a lot of experience on having sex
>>29821125
12s times tables are the worst.
>>29832228
Nigga that was the easiest to remember in middle school.
>>29832455
Fuck you, they're dumb.
9s are easy
10s are easy
11s are easy
12s are hard
>>29820916
>>29820916
I want to fuck the rab- WAIT A SEC
>>29831570
i want her to take such a big cock that it will break her. preferably the dude should be able to lift her with just his cock while inside her
anzu on blacked when?
>>29832468
>12s are hard
nigger are you stupid
>>29832468
yeah, if youre an idiot
>>29833436
>>29833588
The fuck is 12*12?
>>29826328
>>29826336
>>29826351
>>29826365
>>29826381
>>29826395
too long didnt read you gay retard
>>29832468
First 4 are easy, just the number with double it stuck on the end, so 3 is 36.
multiplying by 5 is easy, 12/2*10
then you simply add 1 of the first 4 to 60
so 8 is 36+60there is zero chance we will use this knowledge at this point
How big are Anzu's tits? She wears so much shit over them I can't tell
>>29833607
the number of cocks that have been in your mom
I still need to recite the alphabet song to remember the order of letters
>>29820867
I know you're a roach and your species excels at breeding but no thanks.
>>29833607
144
That's the shit you literally learn in elementary school when you learn squaring
>>29833696
itty
bitty
anzughs
tittiesgjkolsj
>>29834118
Still cute, but looks like a crack whore here.
>>29834159
She looks 10x worse without eye makeup
>>29820867
>all weebshit, metalhead and other drogosi and sekte are classified as kebab supporter, if not kebab themself
I don't think so roach
literally not attracted to her in the slightest
>>29833760
ich auch friendo
>>29821095
this was fgood
>>29821125
How does it feel to be retarded? Kys.
