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So robots, let's say for the sake of this post you kidnap
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So robots, let's say for the sake of this post you kidnap Hillary Clinton. What is the first thing you do?
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Let's get revenge
>hold up cigar and wiggle it
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>>29820599
Ask her to tell me cool stories about elephants.
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>>29820599
Lick her vagina and be her sex slave
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>>29820599
I'm cutting a strip of skin off for every American she killed by being a roastie retard
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>>29820599
Draw and quarter the traitorous cunt
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Force her to drop out of the race.

I honestly used to like her and looked the other way on the email thing while it was under investigation, but at this point she is running for herself and not for the party. desu I liked her political ruthlessness, it reminded me of Frank Underwood, but now she is an easy target for someone like Trump.
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>>29820599
Check for her ear piece and say hi to Bill.
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>>29820599
Ask her how to talk to women
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if dubs she never lied and pol is wrong

>know i'll get dubs because god is good
>can't debate this
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>>29820599
Ask her why she is above the law?
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>it's another cringe worthy /pol/ raid thread
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Ask her how to kidnap Huma Abedin too. I need them both.
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>>29820721
>it's another self hating emasculated nu male
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>>29820705
Come on, if you want to post entertaining political satire at least remove the 9gag watermark so I don't hate myself for enjoying it
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>>29820636
>tfw bill get cucked by a robot
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Kill her. If I'm going to jail for kidnapping may as well go all theway.
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I wouldn't torture her because I have no personal (inb4 nothing personnel) quarrel with her.

I'm just ideologically opposed to her, so I would simply kill her and dispose of the corpse, no torture, no recording, no fucking around. I do what I have to and get what I want, don't give a fuck about the rest
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>>29820670
Hanging would be more suitable for traitors.
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>>29820721
>he hasn't realized r9k and pol share 99% of their userbases
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>>29820599
make her be my mommy gf
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trumpfags don't deserve to live
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>>29820686
>implying god is real
hah
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>>29820599

You're all going about this all wrong.

Force her to confess to her crimes and record said confession. If that takes torture, so be it, but I'd prefer not to. She has to admit to everything, and say what was in her deleted emails, as well as any other shady shit she's done.

She has to write out and sign a statement admitting her guilt for good measure. Then we present this to the public, and the courts. And on top of it all, force her to resign as Secretary of State and maybe even drop out of the race.

Oh, and she has to give me all her money. That corrupt snake doesn't deserve it.
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>>29821394
hillarycucks don't deserve to live

she's pure evil, proven corrupt and wants to implement further white guilt, globalist horse shit, hold Syria's hand like we did Iraq, etc.
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>>29821437
>implying the bitch won't lie
she has that reputation for a reason
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>>29821517

That's where torture and having her sign official documents comes in.
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Trump supporters are human waste.
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>>29821569
That would be considered coercion and you would be portrayed as the bad guy, while Hillary gets away with "taking responsibility" for "things she never did"
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>>29821569
She's got more than herself to keep her secrets you know
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>>29821596

Fuck me. Is there any way to bring the snake down? Killing her like the other anons said just isn't fair. She deserves prison time, a ruined career, and a ruined reputation.
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>>29821581
I don't like Trump too much either but at least he's not SJW lying trash

not to mention his ideas are too ridiculous to be considered by the legislature
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Trump supporters have a low IQ.
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>>29821647
I'm afraid it can't be done. And killing her would only solidify her image as a "hero" in the eyes of extreme leftist cucks.

Only a sort of scandal could do irreversible damage, and apparently even the mishandling of top secret information was not good enough, her momentum pretty much brushed it off. It's sad
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>>29821675
what ideas do you think are too ridiculous, besides his ban on muslim?

I personally like his ideas on China (such as classifying it as a currency manipulator) and promoting domestic manufacturing industries
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>>29821696
>>29821581
>>29821394
Samefag detected. Try harder next time, faggot
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Trump supporters are uneducated and/or old.
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>>29821717

>Only a sort of scandal could do irreversible damage

Apparently not, she's had plenty. Maybe if we caught her saying something honest about gays or racial minorities.
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>>29821784

Go back to rebbit, nigger. Shillary is a corrupt cunt
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>>29820705
Did /pol/ put the 9gag watermark on there or did you get it from there?
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>>29821801
I'd kill her and make her death look like she did the erotic asphyxiation thing. It would make her death a little weird and that way it would kind of undermine her entire life and "legacy", whereas if she was assassinated people would pay tribute to her and be like "remember her ;(" or whatever
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Trump supporters are low IQ subhumans.
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>>29822011
Can you stop crapposting, you fucking degenerate scum?
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>>29820599
Subject her to psychological torture until she reveals the depths of her soul to me

I've always wanted to know what really lurks in the heart of the politician
Are they just like me, but circumstances put them in a different game? Or are they made of different stuff altogether? Are they truly evil, or are they only doing what they know how to do and have been doing?
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>>29821437
Her crimes a hahaha can't wait till you trump fags get cucked so hard and every sane person laughs in your face for buying the lies
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>>29821581
>Implying I'm not a #CruzMissle now.
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>>29822087

Fuck you shill, but 1/10 for making me reply.

Except the FBI director specifically said that what she did was illegal, highly irresponsible, against regulations, etc., and listed it all. The only reason he said he wouldn't recommend an indictment is because they threatened him or bribed him they couldn't find "proof of intent", which, if you ask anyone who knows anything about the law, is very vague and damn near impossible to prove conclusively in most cases.
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>>29820599
Ask her who I can marry to create my own political empire and have a coronation of a presidential campaign 50 years from now
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