I'm almost 20 and I've literally never even held hands with a girl.
I have trouble talking on the phone, let alone attempting to convince a girl to let me put my dangalang in her.
What are my options here aside from suicide?
I'm in the same boat, only older (24).
I'm trying to make peace with solidarity myself, seeing the positive aspects of it alongside the negative.
Embrace asceticism
>>29819059
>run up to random girl
>grab her hand
>run away yelling "I'll explain later"
>never return
That would be step 1
>>29819094
Solidarity would be if people supported you.
Just try to accept it, make some friends who are girls. Hopefully it will work out and you'll get some poonani.
At least that's what I'm hoping will work for me
Why the fuck do you even care? I am 23 and in same situation and I dont really give a shit
Quit being a sperg. I got my first kiss at 17, weighing 330 lbs and being a faggot retard autist.
Its a joke. Go outside and out in the world, grow a pair and talk to everyone, be sociable. If you're a fatbody, start cutting calories and stop drinking alcohol. Drink strictly water, don't eat sugary things, and eat a LOT of protein. Once you get down to a workable number, start lifting or otherwise working out. Women will show interest in you if you look appealing.
Don't worry too much about sex. Think about it this way: outside of drunk flings and hookers, you will not be able to get in a woman's panties without improving yourself. Self improvement helps with self esteem, confidence, and self image. From there, work outwards into other parts of your life.
Don't be a pussy bitch and pissmoan about how "roasties wont ever like me!!! X(". Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the stonemason.
>>29819059
27 here.
if you're holding on to hope, don't bother.
it doesn't get better.
>>29819199
Like when people cheer me on when I'm playing Spider Solidarity on the computer?
>>29819059
>What are my options here aside from suicide?
>not picking the best option and killing self
dont kill yourself anonymous
>>29820899
Kill yourself with him
Start playing drums and join my band desu.
bumporiginalsxz
Give up on the 3DPD meme
It's objectively the lesser option anyway
>>29819059
27 and same and i could give a fuck
yall need to find a hobby and stop worrying about relationships like whiny little girls
>>29820976
If OP kills himself, I'll be your drummer
>>29819280
>>29822035
I already had the "lol dont giv a fuxxx tr00 wizardd" phase when I was NEET (and when I was in high school mind you)
Now that I have a job I can't dip away into another world and since my job is laborious and hot I often get all sweaty and grumpy working and get sudden urges to have a GF to just pin down and fuck at my leisure.
What I'm saying is, I'm a loser, I know and accepted this long ago but my hormones have other plans. I know make decent money, have a car and an apartment, my life took a turn for the better but (ultimately for the worse) because when I was rock bottom loser I could accept it and totally drop out of life. Now I'm just a zombie.
>>29821894
I also had the "lol 3dPD disgusting" phase back when I was in highschool. Now I can't even fap to 2D because I notice the shitty anatomy too quickly and the "LOL IM SO OTAKOOL" meme got old like 4 years ago now that every queer tranny and his sister is into anime.
>>29819205
>make friends with girls
>hopefully get poonani
You think getting friendzoned is gonna get you laid?
>>29821225
see >>29820333
trips dont lie, faggot
*bumps one more time*
I'm twenty one and was in the same boat until earlier this year. I just forced it. Make profiles on tinder and meetme and normie shit sites, and eventually you'll find a girl that'll go on a date with you, and/or fuck you. It worked for me. It solved nothing though. Sex is stupid and doesn't feel good, and being with someone means nothing if there isn't any real affection there, so it's kind of pointless. You won't feel any better if you have a girlfriend, anon. You'll never feel better. You'll always feel alone.
