>You. I like you.
>Still a better love story than Twilight.
>I'm in that weird part of Youtube again.
>You, sir, win the Internet.
>Who's listening to this in [current year]?
Faggot in your picture looks a bit like me. I hate seeing that image reee.
>thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar
>the narwhal bacons at midnight
>X amount of related people disliked this
>was this recorded on a potato LOL
>instructions unclear, got dick stuck in toaster
>this,1000x this
>Asian women are the only females I'd ever consider dating
>>29818836
>>29819032
Fucking hell, this is why i absolutely never read jewtube comments anymore. Last time i did was like 5 fucking years ago
>>29818836
>___ brought me here!
>>29818836
>X is breaking the internet
>I find this video easy to fap to
>>29819690
>gtyuiolfrtyuilmgftyuiol sorry just wiping my keyboard
>tfw born way before youtube
>share your world was the shit in my teen days
>no FIRST LOL UNDER 301+ CLUB faggots
Shit was cash
>I'm offensive and I find this _______
>But will it blend?
>Quit hiding in the comment section, scroll up.
>I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain.
>>29819671
i don't even get what "breaking the internet" means
>>29818836
Is this supposed to be Youtube or reddit? It's hard to tell.
>damn ninjas chopping onions
>Music was so much better back then.
>Music today is crap.
>>29819764
Both.
n
>>29818836
>mom said one more video before bedtime :^)
>>29819764
Youtube is influenced by reddit culture
>ONE M0:00RE TIME
>its going to be great movie
>im going to see it
wow
>my favourite part is from 0:00 to End
>that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works
>I'm 12 years old and what is this
>women are whores
>normie get out
>REEEE
>chicken tendies!
>subway!
>here come dat boi
>i'm a undertale fan
>*normies using pepe on social networks*
it's like i'm still stucked in the early 2016
>>29819903
LOL so meta anon. META XD
>ALGUEM BR KKK
>Its not hard to make electronic music, you just push buttons on a computer
>Why do these rappers only use autotune? they can't really sing
>I wish I was born in the 60s, I hate my generation
hey guys just typing a regular original comment i sure do hope slendermens doesnt get mjerknbgtfkjhervbtjehrvt
>>29819836
>memes
> <--People using meme arrows
>Dude this is great too smoke to
>Why did I watch this before bed XD lol
>>29819930
>that last one
these retards actually think music is important enough to represent an entire generation kek
>>29819923
reminded me of a few more
>niggers!
>you're a fag
>good boy point
>those smug neet threads
>rare pepe
>>29819930
>Varg did nothing wrong
>>29819930
>>I wish I was born in the 60s, I hate my generation
i don't wish i was born in the 60s but our generation are legit whiny retarded pseudo-intellectual faggots to an unprecedented degree
>>29819690
im typing this with one hand
>In Soviet Russia, ___ ___ you!
>>29819959
it does
or, rather, it represents a subset of a generation. acid rock or whatever in the 60s, punk and disco in the 70s, rap in the 80s/90s, grunge in the 90s, post punk revival in the first half of the 00s, whatever the fuck we got now all represented a certain group of people
you're right in that it doesn't represent literally everyone in the few years it was relevant, but it's still connected to a culture. those guys are still idiots
>>29819930
>Thinking you're obscure
>Listening to the popular normie shit of a different generation
Ohhhh you like ac/dc huh you must be so deep, let me introduce you to a 45 year old former Chad who also used to like ac/dc who now sits in his neon beer sign laden garage drinking next to a pool table he got at a garage sale.
>>29820013
what gets me is this
>"man this rap/techno all sounds the same!"
>"ACDC and the Ramones have SOUL, man"
like they don't get that all of ACDC's songs sound the same
>>29818836
>Still a better love story than Twilight.
This always bothered me.
You just know a Harry Potter reading white boy came up with this.
This is why I'm okay if a giant asteroid extincts the planet.
>THE COMMENT SECTION GAVE ME CANCER
>144p we meet again
>>29819671
>#17 will make your jaw DROP
>>29819959
those ''retards'' are normal people anon, and normal people are the one who build this world an his story
its shit i know but, whatever
>Sports are for meathead retards
>I prefer intellectually stimulating media such as the Marvel Comics Universe
>>29820154
still retards though, like most people. and that includes me before anyone starts with the fedora memes
>Winners write history
>>29820197
yeah i know that of course man, we are so retards that we couldnt fit in the retards world
isnt it FUNNY?
>>29818836
>>You. I like you.
What's wrong with this? Only newfags don't know this is a 4chan thing.
>>29820191
fucking kek'd
>>29820251
still basically reddit though
>epic... simply epic
>You sir, have won the internet.
>>29820251
it's essential redditcore
>>29818836
>Who's listening to this in [current year]?
Why the fuck do people ask this? Are they just fishing for replies? Do they think music fucking expires or something?
>Ugh... like
>>29819903
>implying any of those are original comments
>>29820251
>telling someone you like them is a 4chan thing
>(...) do (...)! For SCIENCE!
>yes. yes it is.
>Ctrl-F, ___. Why has nobody posted this yet guys?
>>29819671
>[to a video thaht is weird and obscene but not sexual or like an old man or something] still managed to fap, wasn't easy
> i'd do something my balls through gravel just to hear fart through a walkie talkie
>Now THIS is real music, not that garbage they have out today like Justin BBieber and miley Cyrus
>>29820517
>implying anything in this thread is an original comment
>Like if [thing in the video] brought you here
The ever so witty and original counterpart to
>Like if this or that guy brought you here
>...I don't even
.>Islam is incompatible with Western civilization
>Never change reddit
>Microchimerism is real, women are turning into Chad one cell at a time
>niggers are a violent human subspecies with a lower encephalization quotient
>I wish I had friends
Don't see it on youtube much but
>YAAASSSS
>this is so cringe
>are we just going to ignore _____________
>________________ cause fuck logic
>________________________ xD
>im early, need to make a joke
>ayy it's day boi
>>29819671
>No servers were overloaded and the 2 or 3 social media sites used in the campaign functioned normally the entire time
I can only remember this actually happening once and it was some Homestuck flash video that brought down almost every site it was mirrored on. Sorry honeys your vapid political campaigns aren't as important as you think they are.
>>29819998
Vaporwave represents the autistics.
>faith in humanity restored/lost
>Does anybody else _____? No? Just me? Okay.
>"Controversial" item of discussion
>Look at the comments
>20% comments with opinion A
>80% comments bitching about how overwhelming the amount of opinion A comments being posted
Of course they all have 632,593,492,395 le upthumbs each just to make it more of a piss off when they act like some kind of repressed minority.
>>29818836
>it's a normies reacting to a harmless subculture they are not part of EPISODE
I hate those Youtubers that go to comic/anime cons and ask very condescending questions to the people attending. If you don't like anime or comics , get the fuck out of the convention and stop thinking you're a better person because you don't read comics or cosplay.
Ummm... Like can we please not?
>>29821632
What the fuck is the point of the image?
>>29821823
An example of something I seriously hope you guys don't do.
The only group I hate more than the people posting those stupid inane memes is the people responding to the people posting those stupid inane memes.
>Anyone else listening to this in 1352 B.C.?
>I'm only a lone sperm that has wedged its way inside an egg, but I listen to TRUE MUSIC like this. God, I hate all the other sperms my age back in that ballsack. I wish I was born five loads ago!
Usually there won't even be anyone posting stupid inane memes, but there'll still be plenty of people who'll act like there are anyways. I suspect that the people responding to them were once the same people who were posting them all over YouTube. They think they're so much better than everyone else, but they're missing the entire point. I don't like the stupid inane memes because they're just senseless noise in the comment box. By making up your own "hilarious parodies" of them, you're still doing the exact same thing.
Fuck, maybe I'm the third generation. The people who pretentiously refuse to respond the people who respond to the people posting those stupid inane memes.
>1999+17
>Not using Adblock to block the YouTube comment section.
Why?
>>29821293
>Islam is incompatible with Western civilization
That's objectively true though. They conflict with one another in nearly every aspect
>>29819032
the fuck does the narwhale one mean? never seen it before
>>29818836
>give that man a cookie
>this sounds AMAZING if played at 1.25 speed
>m.night shamalamadingdong
>version 2 of x, electric boogalo
>this, so much this
>tis but a scratch
>>29818836
he looks like a geeky guy who looks at planets
>Still a better love story than Twilight
The first book came out nine years ago. Nine years. Nine fucking years people have been saying this.
>born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore outer space, born just in time to explore dank memes
>kys
every time.
>>29823496
>I cried manly tears
>who's cutting onions here
>dae the opening scene of Up
>if you didn't tear up when Fry's dog died you have no soul
Not trying to be edgy here.. but I can't be the only one who has never "broken into tears" because of some random fucking media. I've cried plenty of times over shit that's happened in my life, but never over a fucking cartoon or a picture on the internet.
>>29821564
>tells shitty joke they know is shitty
>"I'll show myself out"
>>29819772
This phrase sums up everything I hate about reddit humour.
>>29823670
People say that because of the movies.
>>29823881
That is the easiest way to spot someone who is underage.
>>29823939
I do this every once in a while.I'll show myself out.
>>29819974
I sometimes do wish I was this age in the 60s so I could actually make it as a philosopher.
>>29823670
>Twilight has been a maymay for 9 years
Jesus christ.
>>29823939
>One person makes an intentionally lame pun
>746 comment replies making progressively worse puns that make less and less sense
>Everyone is glad that they live in a world where telling a bad joke ironically is cool because they wouldn't be able to tell a genuinely good joke if they tried
>>29819817
This has been so sad to witness. Youtube comment sections used to be god tier, at least on certain videos. Better than 4chan in some ways.
Now it's pleb central.
>>29823305
Presumably it's "lelsorandom" humor.
Here's my fucking problem with that shit: How the fuck can you claim to be random when literally (and this is all-encompassing here) EVERY SINGLE ATTEMPT involves food or animals?
I mean, take a look at the kind of "random" shit that people try and post. They're always gonna fucking say something like "Pie!" or "Bacon!" or some other food that doesn't have any intrinsic humorous value.
>>29820251
internet now is like diahreah of 2006 4chan. We have evolved far past it, despite the "old 4chan was so much better" May may.
>>29823953
It's too juvenile, tame, and self -congratulatory for big guys like us am I right?
Haha for you
>>29823670
11 years actually m80kins
>on a """"" funny """"" video
Thanks for that ______, I now have [random drink] all over my keyboard.
>not my proudest boner
>*sigh* *unzips pants*
> I used to be a ____ like you, then i took a _____ to the knee
> I watch this every night
>>29818836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87je-QAPZIU
how come no one has mentioned
>notification squaaad!
>this song so fire it burned my phone/computer/house down
>x the type of nigga to y
>>29823305
It's a reddit call sign.
It lets people know you're from reddit.
You shout "where does the narwhal bacon?"
And the redditor responds "at midnight"I'm not a redditor fuck off
>>29818836
>very long video
>"mom told me to only watch one last video before going to bed"
>song name?
>why don't you have a million subscribers yet
>pewdiepie already did this
>can i get likes for no reason?
>Give this man a cookie
>You magnificent bastard
These make me grit my teeth they're such concentrated reddit
>>29823924
Same. It's bizarre to hear dudes talk about always bursting into tears during movies. Like how fucking gay is that.
>>29823924
>I cried manly tears
>who's cutting onions here
i get angry when i see these two
>>29825708
Reddit believes that "real men" (their misguided view of what this means) can openly cry and express their emotions.
Which is well and good, until you realize they're taking pride in crying to Disney and Marvel movies and cartoons.
>>29821632
I hate this shit, too. Hell. 20% seems to high, most of the time when I see this. A couple of guys don't like a thing, and everyone else gets hyper-defensive, typing a paragraph about how shameful everyone else is for not liking the thing, getting 2,000 upvotes.
>>29825755
Lol too spot-on. And they believe in the warped definition of masculinity where "real men" kowtow to everything women want.
>>29823305
>>29824561
>>29825417
From what I understand, it's lifted from spy movies where code words to confirm identity are often random strings of words.
>>29825226
the last one makes me really fucking angry
>NOTIFICATION SQUAD
Which websites cringier boys?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10703507
>>29818836
>>29819032
>you, sir, win the internet
>you. I like you.
>thank you, sir, you are a gentleman, and a scholar.
Okay, what was with the early and mid 2000s and this bizarre, overly-masculine verbosity....thing?
Like, Anchorman, Joseph Ducreux, the Old Spice ads, and the Most Interesting Man in the Universe?
>>29822102
I like, approve, and empathise with this post.
>>29818836
>X many people are Y
