If you could magically transform yourself into a cute little girl, would you? Pic related I would become crispy chan.
>>29818482
Hell yes I would in a heartbeat. I would also want to be her. I would spend all day trying on cute outfits and costumes and showing off myself in front of the mirror admiring myself. I want to feel what its like to be loved and obsessed over by people.
YES! And i wouldn't fuck anyone. And i would laugh at every men that throw themselves at me. And i would be called a feminazi, a dyke, a libtard, a roastie.
But you know what? i would still be talked about, i would still be known in my community. Which is far better than my current situation.
>beautiful female body
>male brain
this is literally the perfect set up in the modern world
>>29818482
What is that haircut called?
I want to get my hair cut like this.
I WANT TO SNIFF CRISPY'S BUTTHOLE
PLEASE
CRISPY
LET ME SMELL
>>29818482
Yes i want to be a female but i wouldnt want to be a trans i would want tk be a true female well maybe in my next life or whatever
>>29818549
Please be my gf? This hair is my fetish. ASL. PLease please. If I can call you "crispy" then it would be really good. Are you white? Are you petite? Please. Please Lucifer..
>>29818549
I think it's a bob cut
>>29818540
Just imagine the stuff you could do, being a grown man in a cute girls body like that
You could literally get away with murder
>>29818588
No, I'm not interested in online relationships. Sorry.
19/F/FI
I'm white but I am Finnish so /pol/ wouldn't consider me white. But for your information Crispy is Mexican, not white.
No, I'm not "petite". I'm very tall. 181cm, which is about 5'11" in American system.
>>29818588
>tfw my hair is cut like this
>tfw I have a penor though
>>29818647
Okay. Thanks a lot.
I just googled it and it showed a lot of different haircuts. I think I'll just show them a picture :/
>>29818677
She is a European Mexican. She is basically white.
>>29818677
>No, I'm not interested in online relationships. Sorry.
>19/F/FI
Excellent. 19/M/TX. buying plane tickets right now.
obviously yes
I still hate myself that I went from trap to skinnyfat
>>29818716
She most probably has native American blood, white people can never have jet black hair naturally unless they have non-white blood. And she doesn't identify as white. Once she reblogged a post on her tumblr that said white passing PoC =\= white
>>29818753
>tx
-Are you obese?
-Do you speak in a hillbilly accent?
>>29818769
I guarantee you she dyes her hair often to get it that black
>>29818884
Why do you think that?
Oregano
>>29818884
I was sceptic about it myself so a while ago I asked her on her curiouscat if her hair was naturally black and she said it was as natural as her soul.
I think that was a yes.
But if she dyed her hair often it wouldn't be as healthy as it looks right now. I'm sure. I only bleached my hair once when I was 16 (because it darkened after puberty and I missed my bright blond hair) and it got severely damaged. Thankfully it's fixed now and I'm confident about my dirty blond hair.
>>29818970
>an 18 year old girl was less than 100% truthful online
wow what a shocker
