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>move into shared housing thing
>housemate proposes big party
>agree and pretend this is a great idea because I can't blow my cover
>tell them my friends are all in another city so they can't come
>night of party arrives
>girl I know from class is flirty with me even though her bf is in the same room
>this actually genuinely makes me mad
>he stands somewhere in the corner minding his own business
>tell her she can't behave like that and walk away
>see both of them leave ten minutes later
>my phone blows up with texts like "who the fuck do you think you are" etc
>"are you accusing me of disrespecting my boyfriend"
>don't reply
>suddenly get texts from another number, her friend
>"she's crying anon you piece of shit what did you do"
>"you fucked up big time this is all your fault"
>demands apology
>turn off my phone and make more copper plate factories in Factorio
Looks like I hit a nerve
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Good work, anon
>>29817670
>not fucking her
>not telling her bf about it afterwards to show how much of a slut she is
>not having a pic of it for proof to her bf
I'll give you a 4/10
If you run into her again tell her to stop harassing you or you'll tell her boyfriend.
Also make sure you start recording all your interactions with this histrionic slut. She sounds like the type to make a false rape accusation.
>>29817717
Thanks I feel bretty gud about myself
>>29817887
I don't know how they can get so triggered just by one sentence, she seemed pretty cool
>>29817670
Organifo
>>29817763
do you want to get murdered? because that's how you get murdered
>>29817670
Solid work anon.
I can confirm that this isn't bait. My ex and her friends behaved and texted in exactly this way.
>>29818290
Fuck off normie, this is a robot safe space
>>29818290
>ex
get the fuck out this board
>>29817670
>Woman tries to be a slut.
>Fails.
>Her ego literally implodes.
Glad I got up today.
On the other side she'll probably accuse you of rape or something.
>>29818354
>>29818352
She was my only gf (and kiss) ever, AT AGE 21. Dumped me because I embarrassed her in front of her friends at a party I reluctantly went with them to. I couldn't hear anything and I just sat in the corner on my phone. Now I just live my parents, in debt, and unemployed.
Call me a normie again.
>>29818423
Awww, just ONE gf. Poor him. I bet he hasn't had sex in months!
>tfw non-virgins think they can be robots
>>29818438
If it's any consolation I would take my virginity back right this moment if I could. She made me really see how stupid the average women is and there's not a day that goes by where I don't consider suicide over the thought of me never finding a partner for the rest of my life.
If not here, where do I go? Facebook? /b/? Instagram? Fuck off.
>>29818491
>blah blah here are my normie thoughts
What makes you think we wanna hear them
>>29818505
No more (You)'s for you.
>>29817670
Guillaera, fucking putas y sus egos. Aunque las odie a veces me lo paran.
>>29817670
Good job. Girls like her rarely face consequences. It probably hit her really hard.
>>29818630
>It probably hit her really hard
Fat chance. She probably has all her girlfriends and orbiters reassuring her that OP is an asshole, her farts smell like perfume, and she's more valuable than her weight in gold. Bitches never learn
>>29817670
>are you accusing me of disrespecting my boyfriend
Stupid whore. That's exactly what you're doing.
Tell this to her
>>29817670
>unsuspecting girl talks to autist
>autism mode engaged
>girl is confused and offended
le roasties maymay
>>29818723
le autism maymay
ecks dee
>>29817670
You literally did the best possible thing by not responding.
Way to hold back on that bitch.
>>29818664
I didn't say she wouldn't get over it.
>>29817763
>hey dude I just wanted to let you know that I fucked your girlfriend
>>29818723
butthurt roastie detected
blocksblox
>>29817670
You are literally the philosopher-king Plato spoke of.
>>29818808
>autist detected and 100% confirmed
>>29818785
Well get another robot out of it.
>>29818914
>had a girlfriend
>not a virgin
>robot
Where do you people get these crazy ideas?
ITT: whore gets her comeuppance
>>29817670
Quite impressive, OP.
Haven't seen stories of this type that often, and it's always refreshing to see a slut get what she deserves.
Thanks for all the support brobots I have no idea what's gonna happen so for now I'm just gonna hide in Factorio with my phone turned off.
>>29819381
My God be with you based anon
>be me
>13 year old kiddo
>Take the tube home at around 11:00 PM
>About 5-7 typical drunk girls aged around 20-25 lurch onto the tube
>Drinks in hand wondering how they got on
>One of them offers me a swig of some cheap wine they have
>Awkwardly decline
>Suddenly a old Eastern European Lady starts shouting at the Slags saying stuff like
>"How dare you offer a young child alcohol"
>Basically calling them sluts and that they should reevulaute their lifes
>All the same time one of the chicks starts swearing at me
>Sit down and try to ignore her
>One of them starts crying and two others comfort her
>Next stop slags get off and the old lady comes up to me and tells me not to worry
>She basically redpills me and says that quite alot of young people are like that nowadays and I should be wiser
>Get off at my stop and go home
That Gentlemen is how first learnt to hate societywhen I got home I beat it to the thought of getting drunk with them and going home with them
>>29819381
turn that shit on and post some of that screencaps f.am
>>29819544
this please
oregano
>>29817670
>ROASTIES BTFO
When will they learn? Nice one anon. stay spiffy.
>>29818576
>No more (You)'s for you
>Gives (You)
Although this is common knowledge, Normies aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
