Draw yourself /r9k/
>>29817499
Original quality thread
>>29817647
you just drew that? Impressive
>>29817499
I didn't feel like taking out my tablet for this.
here's a seIf protrait
>>29817811
reminds me a bit of Drachenlord, but in a good way
Here you go, delicately made in ms paint with a mouse.
>>29817499
Ok, here goes nothing
>>29817971
>LONDON
>fuck off roastie
>post face
already covered everything, don't give "her" more (you)s
>>29817499
Here, I traced a photo a while back.
I couldn't draw my hair otherwise.
>>29817971
Post an actual pic, I want to see if you look as disgusting as I imagine you do.
>>29818026
>>29817732
glasses bros WW@
>>29818055
your long hair looks pretty cool in that picture
>>29818055
>having to trace a photo to get that
There is no hope for you in sorry
>>29818070
Girls get banned for posting pics here, also it would probably derail the thread.
Not sure why I'm posting this tbqh
>>29818112
/pol/ would love you
>>29817499
i cant
ore ga no
>>29818108
What's a temporary ban to a goblin? Just post it bitch ass nigga.
Im' happy enough with my life style
>>29818085
The only compliment I ever get is that my hair looks cool or that it suits me.
>>29818087
Lets see you draw curly hair then. Its not fucking easy. Spoiler related.
>>29818267
not too bad, really.
>>29818192
No. :3c
I really need to kill myself immediately if not sooner.
>>29818424
Holy shit lmao
Liaoning
>>29818267
Your face isn't fooling anyone i see those pointy tips you lard ass
>>29818488
>You think I'm fat
People look at me and think I'm not getting fed enough. Whatever though man.
Tell me I'm prettybitch don't say this shit ain't original
>>29818609
did you crop your hair out of a picture?
Looks interesting
>>29817499
Wageslavery is hell of a drug.
>>29817811
I made a second one because I had a better idea for an abstraction of my features
>>29817499
>tfw i was a fucking idiot as a kid
>self harmed
>cant go outside without wearing long sleeves otherwise people give me weird looks
im like a really fat ugly robert plant
>>29818719
looks like Jay Reatard, RIP
>I look like this
>really
>>29818729
sort of
but with less defining facial features
and more of an unsettling stare
My PC broke so fuck it, here a pic. I suck at drawing anyways
>>29817499
Holy shit that's me swear to god
>>29818760
I think you would look better if you would shave that beard on your cheeks
>>29818760
lol brandon
I got kind of bored and gave up
>>29817971
Cute drawing, saved
>>29817499
I wish I could draw better but this is all I've got.
Kill me.
edvard munch understands me
>>29818665
I wanted to do a sketch of myself but I ended up selected my eyes nose and mouth and painting over it, I just cropped my hair in at the end for some reason
>>29818760
(you) also don't clench your jaw so much relax abitpic related why you should spend at least more then 5 pounds on a haircut and le edgy card tricks
>>29818946
Louis Theroux?
>>29818960
this painting makes me feel like I've never felt before
>>29818946
dang it bobby! I got propane in my urethra.
>>29818968
Who?
sdkljnfsdnofn
>>29819026
>>29819012
>twf I posted a fucking PARODY
please kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
not very good at drawing
>>29819026
>>29819043
Kek, what the fuck. This is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh anon.
I had a chance to become an artist, you know...
I look like shit.originali
>>29818719
In my city there is an SJW tattooist who used to self harm, she does cheap/free tattoos over scars for instagram likes. Maybe you can find someone similar?
>>29817647
Wooooowwww! I love your style, do you a blog or anything that I could follow you on?
Wow, I'm better at drawing than expected.
>>29819231
thanks man, I considered it but the skin on my arms is like really really fucked
like literally the smallest scrape or knock will bruise it or sometimes even make my arms bleed i was fuckin retarded as a kid
I did think about getting like something like a valknut on my arm, but I realised the tatoo might split
they aren't as bad as they used to be, but I last did it like 12 years ago and 10 years ago my arms looked something a little more or less like pic related
>>29819318
Have you tried vitamin e or castor oil? Helps a lot
This is probably the closest I'm going to get. The circles under my eyes are a lot more pronounced but fuck it.
Edgecore
>>29819336
>>29819336
I've been putting aloe vera on them on and off for about 2 years. It's made my skin a little better, but nowhere near firm enough for tatoos, maybe at some point but It'll be a while
The best I could do on my phone with my finger. Maybe I'll try and fix my tablet for a proper self portrait.
>>29818112
Our hero, our hero the dragon born comes!
I think I got my chin just right.
my life is nothing but the dim reflection of a computer monitor
>>29819318
Are they kinda numb? I never self harmed, but my deepest scars have only very limited sensation. If you could buy a tattoo gun yourself and just put tattoos over tattoos over tattoos it could look better.
I was gonna draw myself but I'm ugly so I decided to draw him instead
me o my i should drink some bleach
>>29819486
they don't feel as sensitive as the rest of my body, no but I don't know if that's just normal, my arms have been like this too long to accurately say
I can still feel pain but not as much as on my thigh for example
I suck at drawing so I'll just use one a friend of mine drew of me.
>>29819471
ever seen das boot?
jawohl herr kaleun
From memory and without looking at a mirror in a few days.
>>29819386
>one day I will be able to draw people
I thought your drawings of people in The Necrofiles were nice
sdfsdfsdfaasaszxxz
I asked someone on here to draw me. This is what they sent back. I wouldn't disagree. It's pretty fucking accurate to what I sent them.
>>29819600
that was two years back I believe, when /r9k/ use to draw.at least am not the only one that scours the archives
>>29819648
how yu smile so large
>>29819660
I drew a big yellow smiley face over my actual face. From the neck-down, however, it was unedited.
>>29819600
>that picture
I haven't laughed like this for a long time
I am a creature.
>>29819674
how i can do that
>>29819721
>how i can do that
...with microsoft paint. That's how I did it. Do you think I did it in real life? shit son i am too lazy for that!
>>29819600
Thanks but I needed (and still need) Loomis. Badly. How I ever got the nerve to post amateur drawings on 4chan is beyond me.
>>29819654
Were you there, during drawthread's heyday?
>>29819734
wow thnk yu
>>29819741
No, but I wish I've been they could have been fun
was too busy on 4 times 2 chan
>>29818112
very Hotline Miami
>>29819574
watching it now. don't know how i managed to miss this one. and holy shit, tomsen is my spitting image
>>29820274
it's a great film
and yes fucking hell you look like him
>>29819648
>It's pretty fucking accurate to what I sent them.
And what did you send?
>>29820588
this handsome devil right here
this is me in real Iife
>>29821010
do you sleep naked?
1
>>29821010
I feel you fella :^(
>>29821156
yes I do, why? Do you want to be the pillow?
>>29817499
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEAL OF ORICHALCOS
>tfw never finish anything I start
>tfw not even learning properly
I wasn't made to feel happiness
not bald but shaved head also my heterochromia isn't that noticeable as in the picture
>>29821559
bobby get the fuck off r9k and get a job
>>29821467
at least you drew a pretty sick robot
>>29821631
lmao i just saw the resemblance in my drawing
>>29821467
looks like a robotically upgraded Skifree monster
>>29821463
That art is really cute, anon!
>>29820955
mirin brah
robot123fuckoff
>>29822004
y-you toooriginoble
Might finish the rest later. All it needs is the neckbeard.
>>29822455
An older self-portrait. Same idea.
That turned out quite horrifying to be honest
>>29822634
AND ANOTHER FUCK YOU
>>29822728
ur face is a heart, pls be gf
>>29819318
that's your arm? wew lad that's a lot of scars
>>29818760
post dick brandon
>>29822780
Wrong, she's a fucking owlwoman.
>>29819520
dat tumblr nose tho
I'm purple
smux
poo in loo lol
robotorogianals
>>29823235
R-rude
Oreolioni
>>29817499
I just HAD to customize my sadness
It's me, a Mario.
One I made for one of these threads a long time ago
Autists of /r9k/.
Tell me about the tablet, how do I not waste hundreds of dollars?
I need to get into digital art.
>>29823444
Get a monoprice one
>>29823342
be my gf you pIease
>>29823444
I got a wacom intuos, the smallest one available, and it's worked pretty fucking well for me. Some people like larger models but I don't think you need one bigger than a mousepad. Really depends on personal preference though.
Also google making your own nibs for the tablet's pen, you can save even more by using plastic instead of buying ones that the manufacturer sells.
>>29823517
thanks for the (you) dude
also I just broke up no no thanks
As you can see I'm not good at drawing.
Or anything else for that matter.
>>29817499
Amazing Atheist? I thought you died after the banana incident.
>>29823559
>no no thanks
Double negative, now you have to date him.
Have fun with your emotionally abusive relationship.
Make sure you tell everyone your dick is small
I'm a professional illustrator, so drawing myself for my logo wasn't a challenge. This is my old logo from when I was young
As Time passed it was prudent for me to update my logo.. This is my new logo now that I'm old
>tfw no you's
Originaleeeeede
>>29823536
Thanks, I'll do this.
>>29823444
years ago before PCs could handle it, I taught myself full-blown 3D modeling and animation on the old Commodore Amigas... I'm an old-school Computer Guy...
These days, I do everything on Android phablets....
A lot of give and take... Audio and video latency are huge issue with Dalvik... These devices were not developed for our convenience or for the actual user at all... Rather, they are crappy platform designed to appear necessary in our daily lives... NSA shit....
Nevertheless I am continuing my ongoing experiment with Dalvik...
I recommend a 6 inch smartphone instead of a tablet
As you can tell, I'm a professional artist.
Here I am on whatever particular day I woke up and drew it
>>29823921
>smartphone
Normie, ree, etc.
I need a tablet with pressure sensitivity, I take art pretty seriously.
Now that the results are in, who drew the best shit robots?
>>29819290
They mustn't of been very high to begin with.
here you go faggot
I know it's shitty
>>29817499
I'm just a grumpy young man who has no self control and hates himself
im a gril pls no buly
>>29823416
Fuck off Jack you conniving jewboy
>>29824161
are you literally me
that picture looks like me & the description is spot on
t(.__.t)
orirginru
Could probaby do better but I'd rather not waste the time,
>>29824034
Call me all the names you want...
I can paint the Mona Lisa with a Q-tip and some phlegm....
I'm not a prima donna who planes anything can obstruct my talent...
Here I have taken a photograph of a ballpoint pen sketch that I drew and I have colorized it with a 5.7" God damn phone with no sensitivity because I don't need anything special and neither do you... Stop making excuses and start demanding Excellence of yourself
>>29824220
This quirky slut thinks she belongs here.
i dont know how to draw
>>29824240
Lol dude are you b8ing? I highly doubt that you make a living off illustrations and you're nowhere near as good as you think
>>29824242
She DOES........
.... None of us are better than any of the others, are we?
(Except for me of course)
we all like quirky sluts....
>>29824242
>quirky
>current year
Hai pals, hope I'm not too late!
>>29824298
Fuck off with your Tumblr-Tier shit.
>>29824265
Lol
I was hired by ZZ Top to be their art director at Warner Brothers....
You faggot lol
You have any idea how much they paid me?
You were still shitting yellow back then.
... By now it's turning green because I believe you're eating solids
( and you actually have NO IDEA the quality of the work I'm capable of.. I'm just showing you crap off my phone)
( Warner Brothers paid me $3,500 a day whether I drew, or not) and oddly enough their opinion means a lot more than yours
(My son Jet Neptune (hack_blastard) was actually baptized by the Reverend Billy Gibbons backstage at a ZZ Top concert)
Lol fag
What's it like to have absolutely no Talent?
>>29824240
I just hate phones m8.
It would be more expensive than a graphics tablet AND be worse. Even if it was cheaper, I don't want to leap into a completely new medium gimping myself.
>>29824353
Anyone who gets this salty about getting the real life things they've done insulted on /r9k/ has to be either really washed up or just a bitch. Either way, grow the fuck up old man
totemo originalo textless mom
>>29824317
Calmdowntime.png
>>29824265
The funniest part? I never do went to high school... Illustrated my first magazine cover at age 12 cute picture with absolutely no art training whatsoever... I got paid more for that magazine cover than my dad made in a month... ( and he worked as an executive for General Motors)
My principal in eighth grade actually encouraged me to drop out... How's that for a 'normal' life ?
( you fucking idiot...)
Hands you a toilet plunger... I'm not paying you for your opinions... Wash your hands before cleaning my toilet
>>29824381
You don't have to take my advice... I'm simply telling you and what I have learned having more than 'dabbled' in this subject...
Tablets are pieces of shit... There's nothing near as good as a laptop and they are nothing near as good as a phone... They are neither.. They are pieces of shit unless you're talking about a real tablet... And I mean the real thing for plotting and all that... But if you want hands-on experience with the technology they are pushing right now I would suggest you at least be able to make it God damn phone call on it between drawings
i kinda look like simon nessman except i wear glasses and my midface is slightly longer so i'm uglier of course
im really sad and never followed my dreams to become a musician
i have paranoid schizophrenia and pet sounds give me feels because brian had it too and also got really obese like me
>tfw I was an 8/10 in my teen years but never left my room
im 35 now
>>29824396
Hey... Fag...... Yeah, you....
Shut it, Sassypants
The quality of my work speaks for itself, and if it speaks a language you don't understand I'll do the speaking for it
You can fuck yourself, bitch...
I'm not one of 'you'
I don't use cute little catch phrases
I don't pat myself on the back for never trying
I am UBER ALPHA
I thought you were supposed to be cleaning my toilet
>>29824465
>a real tablet... And I mean the real thing for plotting and all that
Tell/show me what that is because I'm now confused.
>>29824422
>Calmdowntime.png
You really don't belong here.
>>29824465
I realized you are talking about a real tablet
That's great
Get one
You're talking about a tablet that doesn't have a screen... You're talking about external hardware for your computer...
If I were you I would learn how to sell my artwork before I decided to invest all that money with no way to get a return
>>29824512
I'm sick and tired of watching you little sawed-off bitches thinking that you individually get to make decisions regarding other people's validity in here
It's actually YOU that probably doesn't belong... Technology and information and learning are not exclusionary, so why don't you stop worrying about who needs to be here and why don't you just have fun or be an asshole or whatever you want to do but telling people they don't belong here is getting real boring
>>29824569
Hey man I really dig your art, I was wondering if you could pick out a few pieces that you think might have potential from this thread.
>>29824530
>If I were you I would learn how to sell my artwork before I decided to invest all that money with no way to get a return
I'm NEET, that isn't something I consider an issue, at least not for this piece of hardware. Buying clay and signing up for the pottery club on the other hand...
In case you were wondering:
It's not just drawing... I create all of my full multi media on my handheld Android device these days... Video production... music sequencing... drawing all of it...
https://youtu.be/0FANcpJQ58M
Absolute BEST AndroidVideo Editor:
-KINEMASTER-
Music Sequencing :
-FL Studio & Caustic. 3-
Graphics:
-PicsArt & Adobe Photoshop Touch-
>>29824530
Post art faggot
just fatfuck my shit up
jsut hurry up and kill me
>>29824650
Your posts were pretty helpful, thanks.
This is me, original yadadada
pull the trigger piglet
This is the best I can do, which isn't very good at all.
listening to wildflower by the avalanches
>>29824295
I secretyly love quirky sluts, that's why I pick on them
I just wanna box their tits in and kis their foreheads
>>29817499
i mostly wear graphic tees
>>29821463
>tfw trying makes me wish I was dead more
![Photo on 3-2-16 at 12.36 PM #2 [Recovered].png](https://i.imgur.com/Y8BpSLd.png "Photo on 3-2-16 at 12.36 PM #2 [Recovered].png")
>>29817499
i like to make myself look good but in real life im covered in zits and cysts
I used a special method to make myself handsome
Fuck my life. This post is originally gay.
Get fucked robot let me post.
>>29825645
>zits on your hair
True suffering
>>29825670
Picking acne in your scalp is fucking horrible.
Getting dead skin and puss out is nigh impossible
>>29825670
Where the corner of the pads touch my head there are zits. If I go out in the field its fucking guaranteed to sprout more.
inb4 try cleaning the pads. NIGGER I DO THAT.
>>29825694
when the bacteria gathers in your hair and it only gets worse
>>29825542
woah you look like oney
>>29825729
Oneyng? i had no idea but now you have me all excited
>>29825756
i see it a lot in your nose and eyes
>>29818795
it's his cheek muscles retard
i look kind of like filthy frank
Literally drew this on my phone with my finger while taking a shit
Totally me
i drew this with a mouse in ms paint
I wish I was kidding folks.
Just.
>>29818055
r u me?orignialiinio comentarillinios
DonnutSteel. original comment.
This is me ms paint style with a mouse
>>29826198
you have to be my gf now
>>29824707
are your initials e m?
>>29826477
I wish, anon...I wish.original
but fatter
i'm amazing
eyyyyy. holy shit, it's been a long time.
Toasting in epic bread just for the heck of it
>>29817499
Oregano los diablo.
ya ya ya, this is original
I just want to be kawaii
>>29817499
This pictures definitely sums me up.
>>29826533
I want you to be my gf NOW
>>29827512
no that's ok.
>>29824465
>not knowing about iPad Pro and that it can do absolutely all of these things including calls when you have an iPhone
does anybody want to be my gf>>!>!
>tfw short male and no gf
Drew it in Paint.net :3
>>29826505
no, first initial is u
>>29827638
Get a boyfriend to fuck your boipussy.
>>29827886
Post feminine penis, baka.
Note the spergy, receding haircut, the lack of an Adam's apple or the ability to grow facial hair, coupled with bad skin, and a very distinct soul-sapped emptiness in the eyes. I feel like I captured my spirit well.
paint.net, 6+ hours
just painted over a template but it's pretty accurate desu
I suck at drawing
blox blox abloobloo
Here I go. What is life even?
>>29827886
Hey you kinda look like me
>>29828245
That's a nice drawing. The eyes are masterfully done.
Ancient Robotness.
>implying i didn't just cheat using PS
