>go into work early and bump into co-worker
>make small talk
>talk about how busy he is and how he has a girlfriend
>oh god the question coming...
>"so anon, do you have a girlfriend"
>Think about saying "No I'm a social rejected loser".
>instead say "No I'm living the bachelor life"
Think they know I'm bullshitting loser?
>>29817295
>the old "hur durr I'm getting laid by multiple girls single" trick
They know you're a virgin.
No one ever asks me. Nothing needs to be said.
>>29817324
I'm not a virgin. Just on a extremely long dry spell.