>walk into theater
>see this
>no one else there
What do?
>Ask if I can take a photo and just tell her act natural
>>29817286
Smile say hey
Walk by her, laugh and walk out the other exit
Remind myself to crack this vision enhancement software to remove these fucking watermarks
>>29817286
>call her a weirdo for being in the theater alone
>throw popcorn at her
>go home and fuck her because she can't resist my chaddy advances
sit once space away from her. never acknowledge her. silent fart a nasty one. give her the most disgusting stare ever, and get up and move further away.
Sit higher up because those are objectively the best seats
>>29817286
ask her if she got light butter or heavy butter on her popcorn
>>29817286
think about approaching her but sit through the whole movie glancing at her every minutes and saying nothing
>>29817286
sit 3 rows behind her, stare at her hair, develop a raging boner
>implying roasties ever go to the movies alone
>>29817286
The only people who go movies alone are men. I see men alone all the time. Women are always with at least one person. Most of the time I go to movies there are like 3 others total in the theater.
I sit as far from her I can
>>29817286
Ask her what the fuck is wrong with her mouth, ask if she has arthiritis or some shit
>Ask if I can sit with her
>Offer my popcorn
>Make small talk
>Hold hands
>Go for the kiss
>Fuck her in the bathroom
>Leave her in the mens room with cum on her face and run home
>Never go back again
>>29817286
tell her that she needs to leave because there is a no singles policy.
sit alone 1 row in front of her not too far away, just in her peripheral view
this sort of happened to me once. i went to go see the last hobbit movie on christmas day a few years ago whenever it came out. there was a black family there, and this cute girl walked in with popcorn snacks and a drink. i figured she was waiting for her bf or something, but the movie started playing and nope, just there alone.
i thought about saying hi or something, but i didn't want to creep her out and drop spaghetted autismo. so i just left and went home and felt sad that i'm an autist.
>>29817286
go sit in the back where I always sit in empty theaters
make myself a nest six seats deep
get comfy and ready to watch whatever I'm there to see
>>29817286
Consider talking to her, but realise that im an average tier male so why would she give a fuck
Then sit as far away from her as possible all while uncontrollably wishing that I had any fucking social skills.
Fuck life
>Take stock photo filter off glasses
>Find my allocated seat
i go to the top corner with my extra large popcorn and extra large soda and my candy
>>29817286
Sit in one of the middle rows and put my feet up. I mean, what else would I do?
sit by myself because i want to enjoy the movie, not start a conversation with a stranger
cinema tickets are stupidly expensive and i can find people anywhere
>>29817286
>sit in the far back trying to be unnoticed, and watch the movie in the darkness alone and in my safety zone i'm on my throne. and then i leave without a trace, like a thief in the night.
>>29817286
>sit next to her
>give her a charming side grin
>nod at the screen
>"is this a flick, a movie, a film, or kino?"
Sit next to her and not say a thing to make her feel uncomfortable.
