>tfw 26
>tfw all my friends are getting into serious relationships and talk about settling down
>tfw you are slowly being left behind
>friend gets gf
>two years later
>he announces marriage
>shortly after announces pregnancy
>they invite me and the other guys for coffee
>they tell us about their wonderful blessing
>by "they" I mean her, he's rather quiet
>something smells
>she casually mentions how the pill makes her feel dizzy
>she also dropped out of vocational training for the third time
>claims she wants time for the baby
>months go by
>baby is here
>he still has to finish his engineering degree
>not allowed to play vidya so that he can focus on his studies
>gf's grandma ends up taking care of the kid while gf sits on her ass and watches TV
>one night see him online in bnet at 2am
>he tells me he's on the tablet playing Hearthstone with sound turned off
>>29816430
Its wonderful, i finally could ignore them once and for all, no more friends now and i don't wan it to be any other way
>>29816430
STILL A VIRGINOriginal cauliflower
>>29816430
And an hour before I leave for shul for early Shabbos.
A pox on your Edomite head, Anonymous
>>29816430
>>tfw you are slowly being left behind
I started getting left behind around the start of puberty.