>Hey there, I'm Louis Theroux and I'm making a story about beta male virgins and their lifestyle. Can I come in?
>>29815668
Y-yeah s-s-sure. W-wanna see my bodypillow?
>>29815668
Uhh, no (house is dirty I live alone I'm unwashed right now I wasn't prepared for visitors) sorry.
>>29815693
Your mother says you spend a lot of time on your computer. What do you do there?
>>29815719
Well, I pretty much just look at pictures of 2D girls drawn by fat Japanese men. Aside from that, I enjoy shitposting on a popular imageboard called 4chan. Also I play video games, though I don't have any friends so I always play alone.
>>29815719
i pretend to be you louis and make forum posts on a japanese dog fucking website
>>29815668
MY PENIS IS HUNGEEEEEEE LOOOUUIIIEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29815668
No you can't come in you fucking jew
>>29815745
I've never heard of this "4chan". Can you tell me more about it? I've heard it's some kind of internet hacker, but I'm not too sure about that.
ETSUBATSU
WHEEEEEEE
>>29815826
LOOUUUUIEEEE LOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIE
MY BENIS
MY PENIS IS HUNGEEEE
BRING ME TENDIES AND PEE BUCKET
>it's a Louis teases a "Gay4Pay" porn actor about sucking cock episode
>>29815826
It's basically a website where losers come together and post anonymously. There are different boards about different topics. /b/, or "Random", is the most popular one and is filled mostly with angsty teenagers. My board of choice, /r9k/, is basically a place where all of the world's rejects come together. You know that weird kid in class that talked to himself in school, Louis? Those people, aged 16-40, are all on there. We just talk about how our lives suck and nobody likes us.
>>29815889
Not him, Lewis (is it Louis? Louise? Whatever). But /r9k/ is all satire, so take anything you hear from these shut-ins with a grain of salt.
>>29815668
>My time with anon had come to an end. During our time together, i had learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent self-deprecating style of humor and his ability to show compassion towards those who shared his "feels".
>What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement.
>Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture i was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realized that the "internet hate machine" hates nothing more than itself.
>>29815889
NO dont listen to this faggot LOUIE
this site is filled of hackers it just has a mask to hide away lingering randoms coming to this board
t. ex communicated member
>>29815826
>>29815668
>Anon refuses to use the toilet, instead peeing in bottles he keeps in the corner of his room.
>>29816007
>I didn't know what was going on but I knew it was time to leave
>Implying Theroux wouldn't openly acknowledge he's been shitposting on r9k on and off for the past six years
>>29815668
But Louis Theroux is a beta virgin himself. Why interview us?
>>29815668
H-HI WOOWEE
>>29816042
>Are these you "poop jugs"?
>Is that what you call them?
Are his documentaries good?
Anything you would recommend?
>>29815668
>Anon shows me an image folder on his computer titled "Pee pee poo poo" with over 500 images on it
>are all of these pictures of the white man and the smiling frog?
>yes
>In all of these the white man seams to be forced to eat the green mans poo. why is that?
How's it goin'
>>29816560
They're pretty good. His documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church was cool. Also the one about pedos in a special prison was weird but entertaining.
>>29817103
Thanks, gonna check these out later
>>29815668
Write about youself, you seem beta enough, faggot.
>>29817129
hey anon wanna snuggle and erp?
>>29817177Maybeorginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
>>29817177
no
Original save file, alternate save file is my current playthrough but original is my 100% save Comment
>>29815946
why the fuck does he do this every single time
it's very stale
>my time with [people I was with] was drawing to an end. [Assumption about people I was with], but actually [something smart sounding about how that assumption was wrong].
>>29817285
it's comfy
the same appeal as with pewdiepie's brofist
