Remind me why living in a car is shit?
>no rent
>no bills
>shower at a prestigous gym like golds gym for 30$ a month
>wash clothes at a coin laundromat
>chill wherever I want. Like starbucks
>meet new people and make friends
>have 2 jobs, part and full time
>stacking and saving cash like a mother fucker that makes the pussies of hot bank tellers wetter than the wetlands
>smoke weed out of blunts, dabs, bongs and steamroller pipe at a friends house for free because they think me as a kool homeless chill dude
Seriously. What excuse do you homecucks and neetcucks have to say?
I am currently chilling at starbucks using their WiFi on a comfy sofa
>>29813624
you indeed seem to have hacked life anon! gg
and comment is original.io
>>29813624
My girlfriend and I are probably going to be far apart when she takes an internship and I already told my friend I'm putting my computer in his house and staying in my car otherwise, gonna throw him like 100 bucks a month for things I need like shower and bathroom. Gonna save money like crazy in the year time then be loaded afterwards, feels good
>>29813624
>no heating/cooling/car lights without running your car battery
>comfort can range depending on car, beds are almost always better
>cant use a desktop
>no cozy sense of home
>no kitchen, cant cook meals
>possibility of getting your shit towed if you park somewhere you arent supposed to
>have to drive to the laundromat and waste more gas
>cant hang portraits or posters
>no trashcan, having trash can be tedious depending on car size unless youre a dirty litterer
>have to waste your already limited space to store clothes, computer, etc
>30$ gets you a shower at a gym, but 30$ gets water for my whole house for a month
>can wash clothes comfortably from home, dont have to worry about looking like a vagabond at the laundromat
>have the prestige of being a house owner, dont have to tell dates that im a loser who lives in his car
>dont have to drive all the way to starbucks for wifi
>gas costs way less
>more storage in attic
>dont have to piss outside or in a bottle, can comfortably use my own bathroom
why do carcucks even bother?
pathetic
>>29813624
I think you beat the system because you don't have to pay shitty property tax either.
>>29813811
OP btfo
I mean man if you're happy living in your car good for you. But by no means is it a good way to live.
>>29813624
Because unless its a big van or an RV you are in a cramped ass little space. All of your belongings are accessible to anyone that can break a window.
If your car breaks down, where the fuck are you going to sleep while it gets fixed, in the mechanics garage? If you total it all of your belongings are now broken or stuck in a car and you have no way to get it except getting another car ASAP.
No, you didn't hack life, you are on the verge of homelessness.
>>29814040
only viable if it's a giant van, imo.
your belongings are pretty much already this accessible as long as you aren't home, maybe a little less, but still, your house has windows remember?
>>29813624
That doesn't sound very comfy.
I'll take a big, cushioned bed and a room with space to move, thank you.
Urine Idiot.....
...and a liar, unless you'll admit that the bank tellers laugh at you as you drive your 'bachelor pad' out of their parking lot...
The fact of the matter is I have been homeless, lived in luxurious high rise apartments, been to prison, lived in motels, etc.
So you're not fooling anybody...
At least not ME. When you meet that special lady, do you invite her to the driver side or the passenger side for a hot date ?...
Chicks just don't dig it, and with very good reason. It shows that you are at a very unstable point of your life, which is perfectly okay....
( as long as saving money on an actual existence in exchange for $30 a month showers at Gold's Gym is more important than getting laid )
>>29814074
It would be damn near impossible to break into my apartment
>small two floor building with 8 units
>only residents and apartment maintenance people have keys to enter the building
>cameras at the building's entrances
>live on the top (second) floor so breaking in through windows isn't an option
>>29813624
I don't have a car
If I don't have an address I cant get my NEETbux
>>29813624
Good for you OP. Follow your dreams.
We just have different goals. I want my own base, my own fortress, and a big ass desktop pc and screen. Also storage space for all my shit.
>>29813811
>MUH comfyness
Op jimmies remain unrustled.
For cool air I chill at starbucks all day
My bed inside my car is 6 inches of comfy memory foam. The expensive as shit kind.
My desktop is a laptop. Desktop is for neck beards
My gas is cheap and the laundromat is by no means that far
Portraits and posters? What the fuck lmao? Who cares. That's little kids shit.
There are fucking trash cans EVERYWHERE I drive
I only have 2 baskets. One for dirty and other is clean clothes
30$ gets me UNLIMITED showers at the gym. Not just one. I can shower as many and as long as I fucking want. No water bill you faggot.
Girls actually dig dudes who live in their cars. I can take them wherever they want, take them to themeparks, hotels, movies, parks, or other friends to chill at. Not your basement.
Starbucks is walking distance from me.
What are public restrooms? I shot and kids at a fucking bathroom at a bank. Starbucks has a restroom.
2/10 for making me respond to your bait
>living in a fucking car when there's a race war about to start
Have fun waking up to a bunch of niggers knocking on your window in the middle of the night, the only thing visible in the cold sky their gleaming white teeth and their guns
>>29814315
>Girls actually dig dudes who live in their cars. I can take them wherever they want, take them to themeparks, hotels, movies, parks, or other friends to chill at. Not your basement.
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>29813811
>no heating/cooling/car lights without running your car battery
Live in a warm place, a shade does the job.
>comfort can range depending on car, beds are almost always better
Warm place, beds becomes uncomfortable.
>cant use a desktop
Not interested in vidya, reading will do.
>no cozy sense of home
Better than living with parents who are constantly working against your self-improvement, although they are unaware of that.
>no kitchen, cant cook meals
pic related.
>possibility of getting your shit towed if you park somewhere you arent supposed to
Then don't.
>have to drive to the laundromat and waste more gas
Then stay near one.
>cant hang portraits or posters
Paint your car. I don't really care.
>no trashcan, having trash can be tedious depending on car size unless youre a dirty litterer
There are trashcans on the streets.
>have to waste your already limited space to store clothes, computer, etc
An e-reader is enough. Toothbrush, not many clothes are needed unless you are a woman I guess.
>30$ gets you a shower at a gym, but 30$ gets water for my whole house for a month
Quantity != need.
>can wash clothes comfortably from home, dont have to worry about looking like a vagabond at the laundromat
Don't care about looks.
>have the prestige of being a house owner, dont have to tell dates that im a loser who lives in his car
I bet your how looks the way society likes, good job at throwing away what was supposed to give you comfortability, cuck.
>dont have to drive all the way to starbucks for wifi
Internet is for entertainment only, some spergs loves to claim that it isn't, yet, here we are.
>gas costs way less
Guess that you forgot that you need to clean your house too.
>more storage in attic
Storing shit I don't need, got it.
>dont have to piss outside or in a bottle, can comfortably use my own bathroom
Gym.
>>29814399
just look at all this damage control
>>29813624
Someone must live somewhere warm.
I had to do that shit in the winter, and it was awful.
To this day, I can never seem to get warm enough indoors. I like it like 80 degrees, and, even then, still need to sleep with a sleeping bag over my sheets, blankets and comforter.
>>29814315
>I chill at starbucks all day
Stopped reading your damage control post right there.
>>29813624
WHOA
WE DID IT REDDIT XD
>>29814448
Obviously if you are a neckbeard, living in a car will be impossible because no desktop.
And everyone knows how independent neckbeards are.
im thinking of saving my neetbux for a year or so, and buying a few acres of rural land and living in an RV while i build an off the grid home with solar power.
is there any reason not to do this?, seriously. it seems like a cheat code for life...
What happens if your car gets totaled?
>>29814698
Live in a storage for 50$ a month
>>29814315
>Girls actually dig dudes who live in their cars
Sure maybe desperate Landwhales before they realize you actually live in your car
>I chill at starbucks all day
That's really lame desu
Also
>no friends to come over
>society looks down on you as a whole
>No fuckin electricity
>No protection from robbery
>no fridge to keep food
>no vidya to play
>more maintenance fees from excessive wear on the car since you're using it constantly
>poor dieting
>can't even smoke weed when you want to, without using someone else
>constant anxiety of car failure i.e. the car just stops working, which is a pretty common occurrence
>nothing to invest money into that's not lame or autistic
The list goes on
I find it funny you people honestly think you're beating the system when you're actually just conforming to the lowest denomination. Sure you have excess money, so do homeless people that beg. In the end you both have nothing to do without besides fulfill you're most fundamental needs such as sleep, eat, bathroom utility.
>>29814654
>is there any reason not to do this?, seriously. it seems like a cheat code for life...
For a life that is very stunted, yes.
How the duck are you posting right now? Are you a mobilefag or do you have a laptop..
So OP where do you fap? Don't tell me you are jerking it in some stall in the gym like an autist
>>29814769
i guess i should start wage slaving and live in a one room apartment then.
>>29814839
Wifi
>>29814951
go outside and take some pics of your setup.
i need some ideas.
I get horny as fuck when I see a guy in a car....
ALL women do.....
ITT: "You are stupid op. Paying for rent, bills, and not having money for myself IS BETTER!"
>>29813624
I seriously consider doing this.
>>29814988
There is no setup. The main purpose of my car is to just sleep only at super huge stores where security guards let me sleep at.
the people actually debating this guy. Do you take everything at face value on this board? so fucking new in here. You're supposed to GO ALONG with the joke tards
>>29813624
>no rent
>no bills
Road tax? Parking permits? Insurance? Servicing? MOTs?
LOL@ everyone talking about 'being robbed' or confronted by blacks.....
This is tangential, but allow me to share a little story with you guys...
I went to prison for aggravated assault... a BIG guy twice my size and half my age was punching hack_blastard's mom in the face...
I'm NOT a badass.... and it went against my pacifism to take the leap, but I hospitalized that big redneck. I beat his god damn head in with a metal pipe...
( if you thought 'I' was surprised that I did it, you should have seen HIS face when he realized I wasn't going to stop )
It felt FANTASTIC....
I went to prison... It wasn't bad...
It wasn't good.. But I survived it...
After all, I earned my cred.
I learned something in prison... Dont go starting shit, but Never Back Down ...
OKAY HERES THE STORY: this morning at 10:40 AM two stupid 'thuggish' niggers said something rude to my new wife...... They thought they were intimidating... LOL....
I got up in BOTH OF THEIR FACES and called them NIGGERS and monkeys and slaves and everything...
TWO OF THEM.... I told the bigger one that I was thinking about breaking his jaw.... 100% TRUE
they got in their car and left...
NEVER BACK DOWN
I don't mind being hurt... I can live with that, but I'll be damned if I'm afraid of ANYONE
>>29814739
>Sure maybe desperate Landwhales before they realize you actually live in your car
go on youtube and you can find so many stacies living with chad in his car
>>29815307
Because Chad can do anything and still be attractive to women, retard
youll need a haynes manual and read up on mechanics to learn to repair your own car. buy some essential socket set, wrenches, and jacks.
>>29813811
I've always been comfiest in my parents car, even when it's super cold outside, sleeping in the car with 3 comforters piled on top of you is ultra comfy
Why do you want to hang posters, are you 14? Who are you trying to impress?
Getting a big van with enough space for a small bed is ideal, best of both worlds desu
>>29814211
Hey what's up hack blastard
How come you aren't using your trip? Was it banned?
>>29815279
wtf is a road tax and MOT? He said he was parking at businesses so no parking fees, most Walmarts will let people park overnight.
>>29814399
>>have the prestige of being a house owner, dont have to tell dates that im a loser who lives in his car
>I bet your how looks the way society likes, good job at throwing away what was supposed to give you comfortability, cuck.
>he gets told reality that no chicks will ever lust for his dick
>starts coming up with an excuse in unintelligible, unreadable fat-tongued babble
Good job you stupid faggot.
>>29815050
Uncomfy as fuck. Just end it already, drive off a cliff.
>>29814315
waiting for a nignog to steal yo car
>>29815589
Road tax is vehicle tax (UK). MOT means Ministry of Transport but "an MOT" is an "MOT test" which is a compulsory annual test of the road worthiness of a car.
>>29813624
At least you're keeping a positive attitude while being homeless. Better than most robots.
>>29815726
Seriously. Thank you. They just don't know how good I have it. They come up with what ifs. All of you should try it and you will see how much freedom there is.
What do you have to lose? You are just going on vacation in your car. You arnt going to lose your house or anything.
>>29815564
https://youtu.be/2Iu8Q5fm1KQ
THE NEW VIDEO I MADE ABOUT MY SON JOINING THE NAVY
(I couldn't care less who you think I am)
>>29815718
I guess we have something similar to the road tax, though it's called registration here, some states also require annual inspections but not where I live.
>>29815710
Where the fuck do you idiots live where this is a problem? Stop being poor
Living in a car is super comfy if you aren't some poor faggot, no, I am not afraid of my car being stolen or broken into, those are poor people problems
Living in a car allows me to simply save more of the money I make to buy things
>>29815050
>Living in a car without it being a van
hobolevel OP
How do you deal with the car's battery running out or mechanical issues with the car? You learned all kinds of mechanical shit from where? Why don't you buy a bigger blanket and a pillow to at least make it look comfy?
>>29815824
And what do you do for an address? There are lots of things that require you to have an address, I bet you even need an address when you renew your license. Not being able to order anything online must also suck.
>>29814448
>>29815726
>>29815710
>>29815639
look at the wonders of the truly enlightened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKPa3uVddbU
>>29815849
Parents address
I could live in my parents house but living in my car allows me to travel and see things
I lived in a van for 5 months and it was just awful. There was nowhere to stay. Just try sleeping in a industrial area overnight, fucking security guards will harass you. And if it's not security guards, it's cops. You're forced to be constantly driving from place to place, it sucks. Travelling by bicycle/foot is the only way to go.
>>29815849
I'm guessing he just uses a PO box at the post office?
>>29815849
po box
>mfw people have been conditioned into living a certain way they literally are incapable of living differently
this probably has something to do with the lifelong intake of fluoridated water, fluoridated toothpaste, and GMO foods
>>29815923
you can't use a PO box as an address for a lot of things though, I know a lot of companies will also not ship to them.
>being this delusional
Wooooow. That's funny. Enjoy freezing your balls off.
>>29815986
what is a sleeping bag.
>>29814946
Wageslave in companies you know you can succed anon, after wageslaving for 20 years in a copper treatment plant i can buy whatever the fuck i want and live in a big comfy house with an unreal amount of front/back yard space, heck im considering in building a pool this summer
>>29815977
>>29815977
He might just do without those things then. Don't know of what would really require you to have an actual address, though OP said he just uses his parents address.
>>29813624
HOW
DO
YOU
FAP
Must be awkward
>>29814315
>Girls actually dig dudes who live in cars
Then why are you here on /r9k/ instead of fucking one of your bitches? Oh wait- no girl wants a dirty manlet who lives in his shitty car.
I use your parents' address, too...
But only for fapping and to pay the mortgage on my 3 story station wagon
(God I hope this is an original comment)
>>29816116
YOU
DONT
>>29815614
>chicks
succubi are for reproduction you degenerate nigger, also go back to World of Cuckcraft, your """"""""""""e-gf"""""""""" is "missing" you
>>29815906
A camper van, not a car anon. They are actually built to be slept in. Also he is a millionaire so his life is great cos he can buy what he wants and do as he pleases, travelling everywhere.
You, meanwhile, live in a tiny, shitty car, never moving anywhere and not doing anything.
>>29813624
I lived out of a car with my ex for a while. It was awesome. And even with your jobs, you can still stop by drop in centers and get free food.
>>29816198
The fuck you on about succubi? >>>/x/
I slept in my car when I worked 100 miles away
If you have an suv or a wagon or a van, it's very easy. Sedan, hatchback or truck, I would never do it.
>>29814315
You'll get sick of this after a few days, I did
>>29813624
Wow, not seen this post before. This is either bait (good job if so), or the car cucks are becoming even more desperate. If your lives are so great, then why waste time on /r9k/?
Because you are the lowest of the low, that's why- niggers with mudhuts in Africa have better lives than you.
>>29813624
You realize I can go to the gym and starbucks too right?
I can save money by cooking my food instead of surviving of dollar menu items
I can get a real job that pays more than both your shitty jobs that don't ready for drugs combined and save more than you save on rent
I can invite people to hangh out or a girl to fuck
I can have a pet
I can have privacy and safety
I can smoke at home
Or drink
I have a fridge that cools my beverages
Enough space for a desktop PC
Good enough internet for movies and videogames
Etc
>>29815906
This dude is hippie chad.
>>29816116
>tfw u will never fuck gwen in a trailer van
>>29813750
You are losing that computer buddy
