>ywn be a japanese soldier during the sacking of Nanking
Post historical feels
>ywn flamethrower a gook village high on amphetamines whilst 'it ain't me' plays on a loop
>>29813393
>tfw "it aint me" won't stop looping in my head
>>29813393
>>29813503
The song is called "Fortunate son" not "It ain't me me" you fucking normies
>>29813899
These people probably know. The meme started a while ago.
Am I the only one who listens to CCR unironically here?
>>29814867
>tfw Someday Never Comes
>you will never cross the alps with Hannibal
>>29813899
You sound like the normie, calling it it aint me is literally part of the meme, kys normie faggot
>ywn rape an 8 year old German girl as a Soviet Liberator.
>>29814867
What is ccr
whats ywn mean?
>>29816054
creedence clearwater revival
original comment wtf
29813503
Can you please tell me what tfw means?
How do you make the number into a link
>>29813899
>>29813950
Wait youre telling me its been a CCR meme and not a Bob Dylan reference this whole time?
I need to go on reddit more I guess
>>29813216
I'm not clicking that thumbnail, what am I looking at?
>>29816165
stick/sharp object in vagina, possibly fractured hip
>>29816072
You will never
>>29813216
That would be nice, but it would be even better to be a soviet soldier during Soviet occupation in Germany. Of course, you'll never be any of those.
>>29813216
Japs raped my ancestors, so in return
I take all their women
with my big kimchi kock
>>29816223
is the japanese guy hatabou
>>29816223
why does she have brown hair instead of black
>you will never be the antichrist
The future can also be included, right?
>>29816223
>chinks fucking chinks
don't see a problem here
>>29816743
Imagine a jew fucking a HQNP aryan goddess with his kyke kock
if you were a nazi how would you feel? I supposed Germans would like it since they're so cucked
>>29815982
kys is a normie acronym, you normie scum.
>>29817980
normie is a normie buzzword, you jerk
>You'll never march into Paris with Hitler and have Parisian women line up to sit on your cock.
>you will never be a Ranger during Operation Just Cause and literally blow the fuck out of mexicans in two weeks before they surrender
>You'll never be a Portuguese colonist
>You'll never have a harem of brown, naked hotties
>You'll never walk up to a little Amazonian sleeping on the beach and just stick you penis in her pussy and impregnate her.
>You'll never enslave a group of women and force them to lick the sweat off your balls for water
>You'll never methodically rape the women of an entire village
At least my ancestors lived the dream
>Tfw you'll never fly a Mig-21 on bombing missions against ISIS in Iraq and Syria
>>29813899
Its a meme you dip
Oc comment 5ghyh
>You'll never live in a barbarian tribe
>You'll all family
>Camraderie with all the men
>You'll never invade a neighboring tribe and rape all their women
>You'll never kidnap a woman on your horse and make her your bride
>You'll never forcefully impregnate her at the cheers of your entire tribe
>>29816223
>tfw you will never knock up a short japanese qt and make her have your qt babies
>>29815982
> kys
OK mommy's normal guy time to go back on ifunny
>you will never sack rome
>>29818206
its strange how they have socially engineered women to subconsciously hate white men want to be alone and therefore miserable on a constant sex craze looking for chad
>>29818176
Shut up, you probably don't even know the hello this is dog meme, i bet you dont go to slash b, the most depraved place on the internet
>ywn drop a nuke on the fucking gooks who bombed pearl harbour and tortured your gi's in prison camps.
>>29817980
>>29818262
normo just lurk more you'll get the gist of the memes eventually
Why are men of all races such shit?
>ywn be an excited american post-teen who gets to commit genocide in the jungles of vietnam
Hurts every single day, sometimes I dream about it.
>>29813216
>>29816223
The disappointment I feel is original.
>>29818439
>The disappointment I feel is original.
r u srs?
>you will never fight in the Alps, slaughtering Italians with your pals
Why live?
>tfw you will never fight on the canal, and then iwo jima, and okinawa, and then have fun being the overlord of a defeated country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMTF8ChAAQ
that fucking feel
>You'll never discover a pacific island and get to rape hundreds of native women
>Youll never live in the middle ages where you could say a girl was a witch and have her burned at the stake for any reason.
>>29813216
>Never be in the Rhodesian Light Infantry
>Never get to remove commie niggers with your right arm of the free world.
>>29818617
showa-era imperial japan was a pretty cool combination of east and west
>>29818617
YOOOOOOOOOOOcheck out this album:
https://youtu.be/c87ARHzyO4k
>>29818682
I'm still mad about Rhodesia
>>29814867
Better run through the jungle
(and don't look back to see)
>ywn ride from town to town on a horse with no name hopping trains and killing shit with a machete just north of Mexico
>you will never be a russian soldier during the liberation of Berlin
>ywn be a traveling minstrel in the middle ages wooing village wenches and quarelling with priests as he rides around the country
>ywn discover the new world and genocide its native peoples by killing the men and fucking the women
>>29819038
I'd keep the siccibois though
>ywn be rhodie in bush war and kill so many commie niggers it's a war crime
>ywn be in the audience for vivaldis four seasons opening
>>29819085
Thats some sexy legs
>>29819138
>ywn riot during the premiere of the rite of spring
>>29815792
>you will never sack Carthage and salt it's fertile land in front of cuckibal
>you will never hold the line on Cemetery Ridge for the Union against dirty rebels during Pickett's Charge
>you will never fuck around at a campsite with your company
>you will never be rallied to battle by a drummer boy
>you will never look at rebel scum down the barrel of a Model 1861 Springfield
really live
>>29818119
>ywn fuck so many natives that you accidentally create an entire race of bastards that fills up a whole continent
>ywn hold the line against thousands of zulu savages
>>29819038
can you imagine the smell on the average conquistador trekking through the land?
>believing in WW2 media propaganda
none of this happened, you dumb slaves.
they farm you through fear and demoralization.
>>29813216
>ywn defeat a larger union army under the direction of Robert e Lee
>>29818119
This is the hardest feel to bear
I will contribute 5000 usd if some anons want to buy a boat and some guns and sail for the sentinel islands
>>29815792
>Hanni
>tfw you will never cross the alps with Napoleon.
>>29816223
Shut up, Worst Korea. You're the Sweden of Asia.
>>29813216
>you will never be a spanish conquistador smashing the mezoamerican native girls and spreading syphilis
>>29816223
didn't realize I was supposed to read it like a manga baka
>>29813899
lurkm0ar.blox
>>29813216
>ywn kill slavs in the eastern front
>>29815792
>Hannibal was raped by the alps
>tfw family is from nanjing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
This one always gives me a chuckle. Like the WW2 version of the Trading Places bet.
>>29818437
literally this
I just want to kill in an uncomfortable foreign place and come back wishing I was dead
unironically though
>>29823465
that was pretty cruel but very kek worthy
>tfw you will never gangbang femboy servants after a glorious battle with Alexander the Great because women weren't allowed to travel with the army