>Tfw no one will think I'm a pretty girl and let me cat-fish them for years
not with that attitude you pussy
tfw this person was catfishing and i loved it and someone exposed them and i was like stfu dude no and pretended i thought it was real but they closed the room anyway...
they were such an amazing cocktease i wish they'd kept going
>>29812723
I just want to be a pretty gril for them
>>29812737
Give me some tips, bro
Help me out here lads, need some advice on this
>>29812711
Who's hair is that?
>>29813591
Mine ;^)
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Come on, famalamadingdongs
>>29812711
I did it for a year straight before I became too disgusted and embarrassed with myself. This was a while ago, back when smartphones weren't ubiquitous and "lol I don't have a camera" was believable, coupled with hard-to-reverse-image-search pictures. Still some of the best faps I had, but I feel really weird about it.
I was also like 16 or 17 at the time, I think.
>>29813982
Green-text that shit
>>29814005
No, it's embarrassing and the guy I catfished was from /r9k/.
>>29814089
He may have killed himself ready
>girl gives me fake name and fake pictures
>we talk on skype daily
>go into relationship for nearly half a year
>get a bit of money out of it
You fags just need to learn how to reverse-catfish
>>29814129
I hope not, I'd feel really bad. He was very friendly. That's probably the worst part of it.
>go to reddit or forums with a girl username
>get all my queries answered immediately and requests never ignored
Use the system lads
>>29814130
>>get a bit of money out of it
Explain how
>>29814259
I'm sure he enjoyed it
I kinda catfish, my face is a 7/10 but I'm over weight, I never send body pics. Guys online are interested in me because of my face, but I never meet them because I don't want them to see the rest of me.
I've been talking to this one guy for a while and agreed to fly up to him and meet him. I've lost a lot of weight but I still have 10 kgs to go to be a normal weight and I only have 1 month to lose the weight. I've been eating 300 calories a day so I'm giving myself until the 15th of this month to lose 5kg.
>>29814320
Her orbiter sent me money.
She sent some of her own money as well, not much.
>>29812711
If you keep announcing this to them, you'll never get anywhere.
And that's a shame, because it's a great market. A buddy of mine made hundreds of dollars off some dumb Arab sap once by pretending to be a naive white chick.
so many beta cuck orbiters pretending to be roastie whores and chads here on /r9k/, pathetic
>>29814710
>300 calories a day
that's insane, you will lose weight in the first few days but you will gain it back tenfold if you start eating like a normal person again.
just go running and eat your normal calorie intake minus 200 calories
>>29814727
Wait, why did SHE send you money?
You're just the white robot in the situation, right? And the girl is an actual girl? So why the fuck did she send you money?
>>29814710
try doing a cleanse/detox.
also look up the Mark MacDonald diet. a woman I work with did it and lost a lot of weight very quickly. she gained it right back because the diet is boring as shit and you get tired of eating the same bland nonsense day in and day out. but for your short term purposes, it's worth looking into.
oh, and start taking papaya supplements.
>>29814851
I've only got s month left. I'll go back to healthy eating and running after I've met him. He doesn't know I'm overweight. And he's constantly telling me what land-whales most girls are
>several thousand dollars of stuff on my amazon whishlist
>tfw I will have to pay for all of it myself
>>29814556
I'm sure he did at the time too.
How I catfished 101. Step 1. Download old ass version of kik. Step 2. Find a little known pornstar or something (someone who has nudes) I used this pron star named Emily Grey. Step 3. Download app called fake camera (This allows you to send "live" photos. Step 4. Make sure to download nudes + selfies but make sure to crop em. Step 5. Find some dude. Step 6. You know the rest. *note: this may not work for extended periods of time. It depends on how you play it.
