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>tfw my 14 year old cousin asked me if I had a gf Why did
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>tfw my 14 year old cousin asked me if I had a gf
Why did she feel the need to do this
What did she accomplish by asking me this
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Oh anon, you're so naive.
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>>29811689
>Oh anon, you're so naive.
Why? Why am I naive
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>>29811971
if this cancer of a website has taught me anything, it means she wants to bone you
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>>29811674
idiot, she is asked that all the time
she is just threating you by what she perceives as "normal"
you are not a special snowflake
she doesn't even have this concept
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why do you want a girlfriend?
oregano
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She wants to hook you up with one of her friends who is desperate to lose her virginity since she feels like she is already a leftover woman at 14.

Or she wants your bone for herself.
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>>29812491
Don't listen this this man, you'll end up being fucked by big bubba if you do.
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Your family talks about how you're a virgin who watches anime and sits on his computer all day and the roastie thought it would be funny to put you on the spot
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>>29812636
Age of consent is 14 where I live.

Not like it matters to any of us.
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>>29812307
>>29812491
I can 100% assure you she doesn't want to bone me or hook me up

She knows I am a pathetic ultra virgin and was making subtly making fun of me and making me uncomfortable

Either that or she is literally too normie to comprehend that some guys don't have gf
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>>29812999
>not boning your cousin
what are you op, gay
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what's with these incest retards on /v/
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>>29811674
What makes you so special that people must treat you like some kind of retard? It's normal to ask about relationships. You can REEE internally but that's the rule of the game.
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>>29814122
She doesn't want to bone me tho

I'm sure of that

I'm just wondering why she asked me that UNLESS she was making fun of me

also she doesn't shave her arms so idk if I even want to bone her if she chooses to look like an armbeard
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