*blocks your path*
CAW
CAW
CAW
>>29808448
*gives you black firebomb*
Pump-a-rum!
*Tips fedora*
Hmpf. Are you sure you wanna do this
*adjusts glasses*
If you stand in my way
*Ruffles trenchcoat*
I will kill you!
>>29808448
*Pull out my own knife*
"HEH WATCH THIS!"
*Stab myself in the throat and bleed to death*
*throws bread crumbs at you*
Take this, birdo! Haha!
>>29808448
>>29808469
YOU, YOU. NO, NO.
THAT NO PICKLE PEE
THAT NO PUMP-A-RUM
>>29808448
*blocks your path*
BAA
BAA
BAA
release my secret weapon
>>29808658
black philip no
NOE
*tips fedora*
*smirks*
*unseaths katana*
"Heh! Hope you don't mind getting CROWned with that, kid"
>>29809095
*attacks your right eye while you keep babbling* heh kekeke
>>29808658
Let me live deliciously, black P.
>>29809120
"Heh! Not bad. You won this round kid"
*teleports home to my daki waifu*
>>29808448
I want to cum inside her PUMP A RUM
*swoops behind you*
Heh, better luck next time kid.
>>29809927
Oh gosh, I got a right pickle pee now
block path
tendies....
>>29808524
FUCK YOU WHERE'S MY TITANITE CHUNK?!?!?
>>29810188
IN HER PICKLE PEEhole
>>29810261
*digs it out with my bbc*
>>29810318
THAT NO PICKLE PEE
>>29809095
It looks like you're saying crown-ed rather than cr-owned.
I guess you really are wet-behind the ears, aintcha kid?
>>29810337
Suck my bbc you stupid bird
*stuffs it down your throat*
>>29810581
that cotton aint gonna pick itself, nigger.
>>29808448
Heh... Corvids, huh?
*lowers into battle stance*
Test your blade...
*unsheathes katana*
... against mine! Let's go!
*sits on car*
>>29810660
*picks white women instead*
*stuffs my bbc down your throat while you watch sissy hypno*
fucking white bois lmao
>>29810711
well i still have my waifus suck it :::^^^^:^:)))
>>29810711
Don't you have a relative to eat or something. And when are you guys going to figure out how to written langue. Like come on already.
>2016
>No written language
>Still looking like a chimpanzee
How often do you wish you could shave the shit off your skin, shitskin?
>>29810711
wow buddy we're just playing around no need to get mad
>>29810762
well i still haev my bbc suck it! :)
>>29810789
every night when i fuck sissy traps lik u and white girls :)
>>29810824
whoa buddy no need to be a pathetic virgin who wants bbc! :)
Is this thread ironic autism or legitimate autism?
>>29809966
Magpie's are so fucking based
>>29808448
*grab the bird by it's throat*
back the fuck off ??
>>29812226
it's a mixture of both
>>29808448
I want to fuck that crow
>>29808448
>Squats down as low as he can
"You sure you wanna do this...."
>the crow caws once more
>I look down at the floor and begin to Mongolian throat sing
>I crab walk slowly towards the crow, sour mustard feeling the air
OoO0o0O0O0o0o0o0O0o0OHH.....
>I begin to push a log of shit out of my ass, I can feel the sliminess and I can smell it
>I'd push harder until a log 8inches at best tree of shit on below me
>The mongolian throat singing stops, and the smell of mustard removes itself from the fumes of the air
>The crow is dead
Heh...
>>29813353
Nothing personell
>>29813436
Kidd0e
>>29810711
*jumps behind you while you aren't lookinh*
*steals the change that fell out of your back pocket*
*disappears back into the shadows*
>>29813197
Well you're in luck robot-kun
