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Someone explain how this nugget can get a gf, yet I am here a
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Someone explain how this nugget can get a gf, yet I am here a fully formed man and women won't even give me the time of day.
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He's rich and she gets fame with him.
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>>29808211
Maybe she has an amputee fetish. Girls can have weird fetishes too.
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She's doing it because he's rich and famous, something you aren't
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He's very charismatic yet humble
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This guy is just normie through and through. "Look guys! You can do ANYTHING! I have no arms or legs and look at all the shit I do as a motivational speaker!"

Try being Brendon the legless, armless accountant and see how things go, mate.
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Lol this guy spoke at my church when I was forced to go by my parents as a kid. He was pretty chill to be honest.
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he's got a massive dick
its like one of those car fire extinguishers
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Great personality
You are the girl that date a cripple, so nice of you.
He rang the doorbell
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>how

He has a huge cock and complete confidence.

OP just bee urself
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>>29808231
>Girls can have weird fetishes too
But usually girls dont date fetishes.
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he's rich and famous

/thread
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>>29808211
She looks Asian and Asian women would rather marry a quadruple amputee than touch or even look at an Asian man
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>>29808231
>Girls can have weird fetishes too.
Not really.
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>>29808387

Yeah they can.

I know this because I have experience with women.
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>>29808211
youre not famous and rich

fame is the #1 most attractive thing for a man to be

so few people are famous relative to the general population, its a huge buff

its beyond assets or money because everyone knows youre famous

all her friends recognise your name, youre more famous than anyone shes ever fucked, etc

if you arent figuring out what niche you can be famous in youre fucking up
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>>29808401
Getting dominated isn't a weird fetish.
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>>29808211
Don't be this guy senpai
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>>29808387
Women just aren't as autistic about their weird fetishes as men are.
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>>29808401
Like what?

>Oh, he's a millionaire with blonde hair! Or he's a millionaire with black hair!

This kinda stuff?
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>>29808211
This only proves people like us who never had a gf are below a nugget in their eyes.
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>>29808211
He's rich, as long as he's rich she will be his caretaker.

There's a darker side of this though, she obviously can't be sated with him so she most likely have sex with other people but he most likely acknowledges that and is in the contract anyways,
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>>29808211
he will be used to summon the forbidden one
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>>29808211
>His three ex-wives and several ex-girlfriends reported that Ridgway demanded sex from them several times a day
>Three ex-wives
>several ex-girlfriends
We live in a world where a sub 80 iq serial killer has not trouble securing willing women.And here I am home alone.
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>>29808211
He settled on a 7/10 Becky instead of a 10/10 Stacey, something that robots refuse to do.
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>>29808211
he can telepathically make her cum.
she probably had 10 orgasms alone while those pics were taken.
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>>29808418
>fame is the #1 most attractive thing for a man to be
Correct. Hell, it even got Eggman a gf.
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>>29808211
Down in the valley where a chemical spill
Came from the people living up on the hill
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>>29808211
How is he not crushing his balls all day?
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>>29808211
>good face
>not fat
>mentally healthy
>missing limbs made him a celebrity who rides the current year train

Come on anon, you know this
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