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I've recently been introduced to this youtube channel named "TheReportOfTheWeek". I was just curious as to who he is since he is such an interesting person. I have so many questions about him, such as why is he so into suites? what age is he since he seems to be young but acts very mature? If any of you could fill me in it would be very much appreciated.
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literally autistic
no, seriously
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>>29807507
he should become a trap, he would look like natalie dormer
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>>29807507
Stop shilling for you channel on my Taiwanese water painting forum
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>interesting
In a way I guess, I'm sure people wonder why he wears a suit everyday or how in his early 20s he's able to live at home with no job, education or aspirations.
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>>29807525
He is transitioning
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>>29807507
He isn't interesting. He has autism and is creepy with stupid weird hobbies. He will die a virgin and he has horrible fashion sense. But none of that matters, because even if he started actually dressing well he would still be ugly looking and mentally stunted.
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>>29807575
Literally every part what you just said also describes me, yet I'm a fucking nobody and this guy has millions of views on YouTube.
Might need to rethink that a little.
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>>29807726
The guy doesn't make all that much on YouTube, by his own admission. You should check out his average day videos
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>>29807515
>>29807525
>>29807531
>>29807565
>>29807575
reminder that reviewbrah is a normie filter and you all need to GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>29807746
>He isn't interesting
me
>He has autism
me
>and is creepy
probably me :(
>with stupid weird hobbies
me
>He will die a virgin
me
>he has horrible fashion sense
me
>even if he started actually dressing well he would still be ugly looking and mentally stunted
me

My point is, there has to be something that sets him apart from me then, no? That can't be all there is to him.
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>>29807807
Have you uploaded videos on youtube consistently for half a decade?
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>>29807807

It might be the effort of making a youtube channel. Have you tried a multi-year project?
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seriously. anyone here who thinks reviewbrah is "so le weird lmao" needs to fucking get out. I wouldn't hesitate to blow your fucking brains out. leave, you don't belong here.
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>>29807807
>why does this guy who's exactly like me have a moderately successful youtube channel
Do you have a YouTube channel?
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>>29807817
>>29807825
>>29807835
Do you think I would succeed if I did?
That guy has something I don't. He can speek. He has this vibe about him.
And
>ugly looking
if you honestly believe that, then you haven't seen shit tbqh.
Point is, the guy I originally responded to is massively overstating his flaws and understating his talents.
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>>29807831
>wears a cheap suit from goodwill everyday
>no friends
>no girlfriend
>no job
>doesn't go to school
>spends every single day at home listening to shortwave radio, writing reports for the aforementioned, and throwing darts
>lives with his parents
>weird emaciated frame with no muscle giving him the appearance of someone a few years his junior
>reviews fast food and energy drinks like it's 19th century literature
Guy is weird, even if you like him there's no denying he doesn't fit in anywhere.
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>>29807860
where do you think we are?

If you aren't at least half those things you shouldn't be here. I have more in common with reviewbrah than anyone else my age.
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>>29807854
>He has this vibe about him.
>rambles about shortwave radio, getting harrassed at Walmart, then sifts through fan mail for the greater portion of three or four hours
He really doesn't, you're just autistic and have never succeeded at anything because you've never started. ReviewBrah has consistently uploaded on his channel for something like five years, you're here asking for validation to begin your channel then wondering what sets you and him apart.
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>>29807854
>his talents.
What are his talents anon?
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>>29807860
Sounds like me, but he wears a suit and reviews things
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>>29807575
>He will die a virgin

If he continues to get more famous(it's happening right now) and becomes a millionaire, there will be thousands of Stacies wanting his dick.
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>>29807876
>where do you think we are?
How many people do you think actively post here and are robots? A couple of hundred? Weird is defined by the deviation of social norms, you're mad because people think this kid is fucking weird but he is. That's his entire appeal, why do you think he was on tosh? Because they liked his food reviews?
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>>29807919
>(it's happening right now
>less than a hundred thousand subscribers in five years
How much money do you think guys make on YouTube? By that logic JoeysWorldTour and DaymDrops should have dozens of women on their arms.
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>>29807921
Okay. He's a little weird. I won't deny that. But you're using it in a purely derogatory way.
Better to be weird than some fucking idiot normie.
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>>29807952
>derogatory
That's your perception, I've only stated exactly what the guy does and what he is. If you think those facts are negative qualities inherently then you probably have some disdain for oddballs yourself.
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>>29807943
Isn't Joey married?

Blacks fuck dozens of white girls a month.
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>>29807952
>Better to be weird than some fucking idiot normie
o wow
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>>29807964
>Isn't Joey married?
No.
>blacks fuck dozens of white girls a month
Ok?
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>>29807807
No.
He got famous because /sp/ thought it would be funny to take this weird kid own and pretend he was the mascot of /sp/. It's the same thing that highschool bullies do with losers, pretending to be their friend while making fun of him the whole time. Than he spread all throughout 4chan very slowly and caught on a little. Than about a half a year ago he got a rise of popularity on 4chan and people started reposting him a bunch and posting his videos. Now he is just a joke on here. The joke is that people pretend that he is "interesting" or (my favorite) "he would be a chad if he just got smaller sized suits" and it's all just ironic Reviewbrah posting with the intent of secretly making fun of him because in actuality he is an autistic loser who has stupid weird hobbies.
That's all , literally that's all this kid is.

Questions?

Oh, and funny enough, he is a reddit user. Huh.
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>>29807965
So a youtube channel: "Yo dude bro gonna review dis monster pretty cool yo check my new snapback" is more valuable than reviewbrah? I don't think so. Back to kikebook faggot.
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>>29807981
You obviously haven't been around the block much. THe majority of 4chan thinks Reviewbrah is based as fuck.
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>>29807987
>more valuable
By definition, yes. The most popular food reviewer is that nigger that literally raps over his videos, guy has something like 15 times the subscriber base of Reviewbrah and as you can imagine makes more money via advertisements and endorsements as a result.

Not only that but the guy has his own television deal with Rachel Ray. He is objectively more valuable as a normal faggot than reviewbrah
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>>29807987
depends on how many people you are entertaining I guess?
so the normie has deffo more potential there
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>>29808000
>based as fuck.
Not him but examine your own language, do you know where 'based' started? It's the catchphrase of a rapper known as Lil B who himself was ironically praised for making poor music. And that is what reviewbrah is, the less popular less wealthy Lil B of food reviews.
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>>29808008
>>29808003
So r9k really has fallen this far. I didn't want to believe it but I guess it's a reality now.
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>>29808000
>based as fuck

please go back to Ribbit
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>>29807987
Most successful YouTube channels
>Fred, Smosh, pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, epicmealtime, annoying orange, DaymDrops
are run by normies, pretty obvious it's easier for an extroverted person with social skills to run a popular YouTube channel than it is for an introvert that doesn't leave his home or vehicle. They can do more things.
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>>29807981
Dude reviewbrah started out on /fit/, not /sp/. Not even really /fit/ actually, he was "discovered" by the misc on the bodybuilding forums and he spread to /fit/ from there. The misc guys are the ones who gave him the name "reviewbrah". Also pretty much everyone here enjoys reviewbrah's content completely unironically so you're wrong there too.
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>>29808024
when you start talking about value you gotta expect objective truths my man
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>>29808024
Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the truthful answer to. Just because you like this kid more than normies doesn't mean normies see any reason to follow this kid.
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>>29808074
I don't care if normies hate him. I care if normies are here.
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>>29807507
How do we save him?


original save
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>>29807507
HOW OLD IS THAT GUY
TELL ME
THE GOOGLE WON'T TELL ME HOW OLD THAT GUY IS
I NEED TO KNOW
FOR A FRIEND (WHO IS IMAGINARY BECAUSE I'M NOT A FILTHY NORMIE) AND SCIENCE
MY MIND WON'T LET ME REST IF I CAN'T GET THE ANSWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TELL ME HOW OLD THAT GUY IN THE OP PIC IS OR ELSE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29808435
he's 22 years of age
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and to top it off, he's a fag
pic related is an underground country artist he said he liked

he stated that he likes this person's music in VORW#24
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>>29808762
Yes. Reviewbrah is an autistic loser. I just wanted to point out, that /r9k/ isn't for autist. Autistic literally should not even be allowed to live, they are retarded, have no real human emotions, and are complete assholes. Robots =/= Autistics . It's funny how the autist get it confused on this board and think that they belong and us Robots accept them. We do not. Go find some online forum for autistics because you aren't welcome on /r9k/
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>>29807507
He likes suits because of the aesthetic, simple as that. I believe he said that he is 22 in a recent show.
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he time traveled from the 50s
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>>29807507
just know he's a god
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>>29807507
fuck off stop shilling report brah
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GOTT MIT UNS
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>>29808827
>this projection

Wewser
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>>29808827
>autists have no real human emotions

ACTUAL autist here. Of all the memes about us, this is the worst.

There are autists that are narcissistic, just like with any person, but autists can feel strong emotions. It's just that they are typically bad at expressing it. I can't tell you how many times people have told me to "stop being upset" or "cheer up" when I was simply daydreaming in class.
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SEID GEHORSAM, DOCH NICHT OHNE FREIMUT
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>>29807575
Post your face and your hobbies anon
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