>wild Dratini appeared in my oneitis's backyard
>her and her hot friends and chads are having a pool party right now
I don't know what to do. How can I casually go in there, catch the pokemon, and smoothly leave without spilling my spaghetti ?
Build a little remote controlled robot that can carry your phone for you
Just bring some meat with you as a tribute to Chad so he does not slay you for trespassing on his lands. They can be quite territorial.
Pokemon gofags already piss me off so much. Thankfully it will die in a month like every other mobile fad
>>29807376
Don't listen to these fools!
You know what to do!
>pic VERY related
I created a lil map for a gameplan