What stuff causes you to reject or immediately lose interest in a guy?
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
>virgin
>shorter than me
>fat
>doesn't drink
>less than three close friends
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
>too close to his mother/still living with parents
>watches cartoons or plays video games as a hobby
>cheesy approaches
Just don't bother. Don't even look at me.
>>29806445
I am forced to assume that OP was written by a man who meets all of these criteria.
>>29806445
>lives with parents
>shit job
>uses alcohol or drugs too much
>skelly
>browses r9k
>balding
>no friends
>>29806445
this is why we must ELIMINATE all of you. men dont have a fucking page of shit in their head of turnoffs all you have to be is goodlooking. hope you get raped
>desperation
>bad personal hygiene
>guys who want me to dominate them
>mfw I couldn't give a fuck what you want, I could easily find another slut to fuck
>into "korean culture" (k-pop girl groups)
just no
OP is either a roastie or this is a joke
>he has no tattoos
>he has no piercings
>his dick has not passed the inspection of at least another 50 whores
>he is not a feminist
>he has no facebook
>doesn't drink
I don't drink because I don't like the taste, and I don't like the taste because I didn't drink enough. What's the big deal?
>where are all the good guys
>also here is the list of criteria to date me
>notice how it doesnt say anything about violence and monogamy?
>>29806445
>no job
check
>shorter than me
check
>doesnt drink
check
>less than three close friends
check
shy, timid, antisocial, or socially retarded
check
still living with parents
check
good think im gay :^)
>>29806445
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
>shit job
You want equality so earn your own money you lazy parasites. Who wants some brainless shiftless whore (in all but name) to help raise their kids?
But this is bait of course.
>>29806588
>he has no facebook
technically only one guy in the whole world "has" facebook, mark zuckemberg.
I can have an account on it, at most.
>>29806637
That kinda shit is implieda
>>29806445
>no job
yes
>virgin
no
>shorter than me
5 10
>fat
yes
>doesn't drink
do drink
>three close friends
have minus friends
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
all of the above
>too close to his mother/still living with parents
not my parents
>watches cartoons or plays video games as a hobby
hobby being 16 hours a day, yes
>cheesy approaches
hey b0ss
>>29806445
Thank god I'm not gay. You queers are too picky.
I know this is shitty bait but I'm so fucking self absorbed, I find myself replying to most survey type threads.
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
Going to University
>virgin
Lolno
>shorter than me
I'm taller than most women
>fat
Lean but still within ideal BMI range
>doesn't drink
I often go weeks without drinking. Sometimes months if I'm working on a project.
>less than three close friends
I have exactly three close friendsand one of them is a girl.
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
no, no, yes, no.
>too close to his mother/still living with parents
Healthy relationship, visiting for a couple of months while travelling.
>watches cartoons or plays video games as a hobby
Nothing wrong with either hobby in moderation and would find it difficult to believe that anybody under the age of forty hasn't watched the occasional episode of The Simpsons or played a app-game.
>cheesy approaches
I got my current gf by approaching her in a club, getting my cock out and rubbing my cheesy bell end against her. Initially, she was quite aghast and not really comfortable but I persisted and eventually, she relented.Not actually true - I told her a joke which made her laugh and led to a conversation.
>>29806445
>Got a B.A in Liberal arts which means no chances of high paying career.
>23 and still a virgin
>Fat (used to be slimmer but I gained a lot on antidepressants)
>I don't drink because I'm on antidepressants
>Yes I'm naturally shy and timid. I'm an extreme introvert. I find pleasure in learning and reading on my own time than hanging out with lots of people. I might be autistic too.. so that sucks.
>least I'm not short. I'm 6 foot. But I do have a hunch back.
> my mother controls everything in my life from finances to what I do. My parents are helicopter parents.
>I don't approach girls. I don't care about sex or relationships.
>I quit watching cartoons and playing Vidya years ago.
>I have maybe two friends and then my brother who is like my best friend.
>>29806445
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
Seriously, if I were to pay for sex, I'd buy a whore who actually can do her job, because you probably can't
>i am a gold digging whore who will be left by chad once im past my best years
bimbos are always replaceable, enjoy your cats and dogs and die abandonded
>>29806922
*sniff sniff*, what's that smell? Looks like you burnt the roast.
>>29806588
Only one I would never agree to is feminism. I hate feminists.
>>29806630
Apparently destroying brain cells from drinking is attractive to female op.
>>29806539
Can I dominate your ass? I like anal and I think more girls should try it.
I've tried being an ass to girls I know are sluts & it just makes them wet. I think I'm wired backwards
>looks at my chest
>>29806974
You'd mutilate yourself for a bitch?
essential red flags for men
>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
>shy or quiet
>doesn't *want* ANY friends
>time is either spent alone or with you
>cuddly
>"apolitical"
>doesn't love alcohol or drugs
>tight with money or apathetic about holidays, special calendar dates, etc
>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
>doesn't recognise when there's an obviously correct view on something, "skeptic"
>spends HOURS walking around for "exercise"/"nature"/"ambience" in middle of nowheres, even when it's cold or raining. doesn't prefer civilised methods like driving, gym, etc
>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
>walking around after sleeping hours
>drinks plain tasteless like water or autistic range of teas instead of proper drinks (alcohol/coffee/juices)
>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are just elitist concepts)
>liking old music books movies stuff in general
>>29806445
The only thing I agree with is
>fat
I take good care of my body, he should too.
>>29807049
Whats with the hate for walking, could id be that you are a qt chub?
>>29807049
These are all green flags for men imo.
You have shit taste.
>>29806445
Can't say that all guys are like this, but my husband:
>worked at Walmart until he was 27.
>was a virgin when I met him (but so was I)
>5'9"
>135lbs
>never drank much, at most 3 beers per day
>didn't have many friends (although now he has 2 close-ish friends in the area, and ~10 really close friends nationwide).
>rather introverted, though I wouldn't go so far to say anti-social.
>Watches anime and plays video games (I enjoy watching both, so long as it isn't a generic shooter video game - JRPGs are watchable, though).
>lived with his parents when I met him
He's making 92k/yr right now, works 3rd shift, and is the only person I want to spend my life with. We always have great conversations, watch/play awesome stuff (the video game NIER legit made me cry multiple times), and, after a few months of practice, got REALLY good at sex. I get to stay at home, keep house, walk the dogs, and, it Trump wins, we're gonna start trying to have kids, where I will be the one to do most of the home schooling plus extra circulars (he's agreed to teach math, as I hate it, and he really likes it).
>>29807049
Hope you find your perfect man. It will gladly never be me.
>>29807093
Actually aside from
>doesn't want ANY friends
He should at least have one good bro
why do men pretend to be girls on this robotics division of a North Korean military forum?
>>29807099
He sounds great, I'm glad you two found each other and are happy
>>29807049
This is the best bait I have seen on 4chan in months lmao
>has good taste in media, a sense of adult men's fashion, appreciates nature and exercise and general healhy living as opposed to being a disgusting fat roastie who LIKES alcohol and drugs enough to list it within their top 10 preferences :'D
>>29807103
stop believing shit you see on televsion. few guys have good friends after highschool, even fewer after college. more likely there are a bunch of acquaintances that sort of look like friends
>>29807108
Because they want to make other robots as angry and as miserable as them.
>>29807119
Well it's more for his own happiness, not what I'd expect of him. But if he was happy with no male friends, that's okay too.
>taking any of this seriously
It's like you guys want to be triggered
>>29807093
why? how do you live yourself?
>>29807108
Everyone who visits this board is pathetic in one shape or form.
>>29807049
>Needs to look unsuccessful
>Needs to have a baby face
>Needs to dress like he's unsuccessful
>Needs to be "in your face."
>Can't be self-reliant
>Can't be self-reliant
>Cuddly (I like this, too)
>Feminist
>Doesn't have a crutch
>Needs to spend money just because its a certain day that somebody else declared special.
>Isn't physically attracted to me, or has a low amount of testosterone
>Needs to buy into propaganda, rather than attempting to view things honestly
>Needs to waste money exercising the way that you approve of.
>Needs to be my driver
>Needs to conform to my sleep schedule
Why do you care so much what he drinks?
>He should waste money paying other people to do what he could do for less, while remaining healthier.
>He should waste money paying other people to do what he could do for less.
>Should only like music I approve of
>Should only read books I approve of
This is how I took what you said, as a happily married woman.
>>29807110
Thanks. We just hit 5 years in June.
>>29807099
That's a pretty bad bait. No female would even look at a man working at Walmart
>>29807206
Not all women are stuck up stacies
>>29806445
>virgin
>still living with parents
>>watches cartoons or plays video games as a hobby
check
>>29806502
>lives with parents
>uses alcohol or drugs too much
>browses r9k
check, what is shit job? condition or low pay? My job is not awesome but I earn 10euro/h
>>29806588
>he has no tattoos
>he has no piercings
>his dick has not passed the inspection of at least another 50 whores
>he is not a feminist
>he has no facebook
Glad I checked them all, you must be a dyke/hipster cunt anyway
>>29807049
>hair unstyled/gelled
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
>dresses "conservatively"
>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are just elitist concepts)
>liking old music books movies stuff in general
Check! Damn the only way I can imagine you from all these redflags are you're a lazy/fat leftwing gold digger .
>>29807222
But they are all gold diggers, and that's actually for natural reasons. I can't blame them, I'm just pointing out an obvious lie.
>>29807206
I was working at Walmart, too. I liked him because it was obvious he hated his job (stockman, the only one on his shift that pushed carts [without the automatic pusher thing], as well as cleaned bathrooms, emptied most of the trash, cleaned up spills), so he would just be an absolute dick to management over the radio. Management kept trying to get him to fall into line, and his response was always something along the lines of, "if you don't like it, then fire me, because while you probably won't miss me two weeks from now, I think you need me more today than I need you today.
>>29807236
You can take it as a lie if you want, I don't care. I was 21, living with my parents (whom I hate, and don't talk to anymore; haven't for years), and I liked him. He is funny, always entertaining, and put my wellness before anything else. He was also very smart, which is why he was able to get into a power plant at age 27, without having any experience in the field. 3 years later, he applied for a new power plant job, and his wage went from 16/hr to 44/hr.
>>29807049
>stacy got dumped
HAHAHAHA YOU DUMB WHORE
>he has no style
>he has no grace
>has a funny face
I guess some turn offs for me are:
> bad taste in music, books or television
I dont think people are bad for liking mainstream stuff, but i prefer talking with people who have more unique interests.
> is mean to other people, aggressive, impolite
> has nothing he's passionate about
> cares about being " cool", wont do anything " lame" or " dorky"
> doesnt offer to do or buy people things
I dont expect gifts, but i definitely think its a red flag when someone never wants to do anything nice for anyone else. I instantly respect someone 10x more if i hear them planning a party or a gift for a friends birthday.
> does drugs or drinks every day
> hangs around stupid people just to feel smart, cant handle being corrected, has to be smartest person in the room
> obsessed over money, brags about 50k starting, hates the idea of wife ever making more money
>>29807018
Anal is the best. I would agree to that.
I would never do ass to mouth though.
ITT: bait / idiots who'll die bitter and alone
>>29806445
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
That's your fault in the first place
If you hadn't been an asshole towards me and left me alone all the time, I wouldn't have turned out like this
>women
>knowing what they want
the funny thing is that they seriously believe they do too
>>29807470
They want the ability to be a dependant without being seen as dependent, for ego purposes.
See >>29807361
>doesnt offer to do or buy people things
>obsessed over money, brags about 50k starting, hates the idea of wife ever making more money
Im fine with everything except:
>Virgin
>Does not drink
So virtuous men are out of the question?
Not like a virtuous man would approach a slut, anyway
Stop using all these as excuses, r9k.
You robots have a shit personality - end of.
>>29807361
Probably one of the few genuine non-shitposting lists posted here, and a very reasonable one at that.
Would hang out with/get to know.
>>29807643
It doesn't specifically imply that she's looking for someone making 50k starting, just that she's not looking for someone obsessed with money and bragging about whatever he makes.
(Or perhaps I'm misinterpreting it instead.)
>>29806445
What's wrong with not drinking? Why do so many people have such a dislike towards people who don't drink?
>>29807643
> thinks that bragging about money is the same as giving someone a gift
>>29807750
Hey anon! Thank you.
Whats your list?
>>29807361
It would be interesting to hear what you consider good taste in those. People will hate anyway so give us some insight.
>>29806774
You're right. You are self absorbed, so much so that you have to brag about being average on the internet. What made you this way?
>>29807049
These threads are just fabricated fuel for woman hate threads, right?
>>29807779
I can read between the lines, is all.
>>29807820
I think good taste is just a unique, knowledgable taste. I dont really like metal or rap, but i really respect people who understand the genres, know the history, understand the value of important performers, familar with a few obscure artists, etc.
A friend and i were at a coffee shop chatting and this guy hit on her and started asking her if she liked muse, acting like it was some obscure band. If someone is like, 25, and the most obscure band they know is a band that was at the superbowl, they probably dont care that much about music and i wouldnt find talking with them very fun.
>>29807906
More like you deliberately misinterpret others to support preconceived biases.
>>29807867
>anything that challenges my complacent, sheltered, privileged existence is bait
>>29807930
If you aren't preoccupied with his money why do you care what he does with it?
>>29807099
That's great ! What are you doing on 4chan exactly ?
>>29806445
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
>less than three close friends
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
I attribute all these to why I'm single at 31 and haven't had a girlfriend for almost 7 years.
>hates attractive successful chads even if they're never rude ugly/weird types
>straight edge and thinks all drugs are evil
>thinks humans are "essentially good"
>doesn't have any /out/ hobbies or doesn't want to get into any
>isn't a virgin
>sees nothing wrong with the modern world
>only talks about weight/hair color/being loud/etc when complaining about feminists and doesn't think progressives are simply the result of a deeper problem
>all of his hobbies have a culture/scene associated with them
>looks down on people with blue collar jobs
>thinks guns are evil
>has normie/predictable taste in music
>unironically believes in equality of the sexes and thinks that mothers and fathers are interchangeable
>>29807986
Waiting for the husband to get home. Also, I'm usually on /pol/. Really enjoy watching people debate, and watch them logically reach the best outcome.
Lately, however, either the board's quality has declined significantly, or it's being flooded with Hillary shills. I don't declare absolute knowledge, but I would suspect the latter.
>>29808009
I'm not any of those but too bad this is bait the post.
>>29807966
I dont care about money.
What i do care about is stinginess, selfishness, unwillingness to display affection.
I buy gifts for my loved ones all the time. If think its a flaw not to reciprocate.
Like, if you cant buy your friend a beer after a bad breakup, or dont celebrate mothers day ( provided your mom is nonabusive), or never buy people birthday gifts, because you dont want to spend money ( and you can afford to spend it), you're not really good at showing the people in your life that they matter.
Its weird because i find the stingiest people tend to be the most well off ( probably why theyre rich desu).
>>29807800
I don't really have a list as I'm currently not looking for a gf or anything.
I guess something along the lines of the following would be a rough sketch:
>mean to others, aggressive, impolite; completely lacking common courtesy/decency
>zero common interests
Some common interests would be needed to have anything to do together besides just spending nights together or similar.
>unable to communicate properly
Very important, without it a relationship is doomed to fail.
>expecting me to provide for both her and I
It would feel like she's only with me for the free housing rather than for me.
>expecting big (more specifically expensive) gifts all the time to boast to "friends" about
Besides the fact I'm currently a poorfag (but renting an apartment on my own, living independently isn't very cheap), I'd rather give things because I feel like it rather than because it's expected. Makes the gifts more genuine. I'm the kind of person who'd try to make instead of buy gifts for a gf though, and at least origami fold paper money if I can't think of a good enough gift.
>addicted to any substance
>quick to judge, narrowminded, slow to consider other perspectives as valid ones
>feeling superior to others and showing it
Overall I'm very much of the "live and let live" mentality as well as doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. Someone being the complete opposite simply wouldn't work for me.
I look for similar traits in friends as well, and I notice those I consider my good friends have them quite significantly.
>>29807966
honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if bragging about money is one of the first things some men do when trying to hit on women. With that in mind it makes sense that's why she mentions it as a turn-off rather than because she's supposedly preoccupied with it.
If the first thing women would ask me whenever I initiate a conversation was how much I make, I'd specifically mention golddigging attitude as a complete turn-off for me as well.
>>29808016
How old are you ? oregano pepperoni
>>29808016
you do realize that unless you post a timestamped photo of your face, you are 13 year old virgin dude memeing on the internet, right ?
>>29806445
>doesn't drink
I understand everything but the above. What is wrong with not being an alcohol addict?
>>29808076
27. Met my husband when I was 21.
>>29808172
I don't care what you think. I'm currently in my PJs, and making my husband breakfast for when he gets off work.
>>29808075
> making gifts
That's awesome! A friend knitted me socks once. Im also an artfag, so i get to pull the "this technically counts as a present" card a lot.
> origami money
This is adorable and im stealing it.
> narrowminded
Yup. There are some people that when i debate them i basically have to censor my opinions so that theyre palatable because certain "buzzwords" immediately make their brain shut down. Those people are never fun to talk to.
Or people who try to "win" arguments instead of learning from them.
> bragging about money
Yeah, actually. I dont get hit on, but my friends do and its pretty silly to here guys say "oh im an engineer" or " im a premed" first thing because (1) why does that matter if youre not taking me on a concrete canoe ride or performing surgery, (2) youre not an engineer or doctor until you graduate, and (3) tenyre obviously saying this to impress which is silly since me and my friends are all in STEM programs.
Got any red flags?
>>29806445
implying i even care about women who browse ths board
i dont even flirt with women anymore
>>29806445
Nice attempt at a trigger, m8.
>>29806445
>no job at 24, but Comp Sci Degree from decent Uni
>not virgin
>5'11"
>skinny-fat 160lb
>drink but more a con than a plus imo (borderline alcoholic)
>no close friends, occasionally go to meetups to practice skills and try to hook up with girls (not very successful)
>somewhat shy and socially retarded
>hate being in the same house as parents
>like anime and video games
>very boring approaches
>but have qt3.14 Japanese gf and living in Japan, living the dream
>>29808203
see >>29808270
and that comment is certainly NOT low in content
>>29808187
aren't you too old to be on here, dude?
Let's play along and say you are a woman, your life obviously didn't go well from then if you wound up on 4CHAN
>>29808187
So you're a 27 year old housewife posting on a board full of frustrated virgins ? Care to explain ? Do you need to look down on lesser beings to feel better about yourself ?
>>29808516
This demonstrates why women can't be robots, they can indulge in socially acceptable NEETism.
My ex left me because I didn't have a good job. To me it's a stupid reason to leave someone because they aren't making enough money. I would never be so shallow as to not love or care about someone because they are low income making. I loved this girl too and I felt like she loved me as well, it even seemed she didn't want to break up with me but did it because that's what I guess society expects. Feels bad. Why can't people be happy without being controlled by money.
>>29808206
>Im also an artfag, so i get to pull the "this technically counts as a present" card a lot.
That helps a lot, yeah. There's just something about putting not just time (working takes time) but additional effort into a gift besides the 1 minute browsing of an online shop or going to a store, that I like doing to show appreciation to friends and such. It can be hard thinking of that "right" present though, at times.
>This is adorable and im stealing it.
By all means, people seem to like the idea. Making musical instruments for musician friends, favourite animals, the object that's the theme of the birthday party, etc.
>Or people who try to "win" arguments instead of learning from them.
Always a pity when that happens. I kind of like exploring different perspectives of topics, learn the other side of the story to get a broader picture and better understanding of the topic at hand.
>Yeah, actually. I dont get hit on, but...and my friends are all in STEM programs.
It makes sense as the man being the provider is still the norm so to speak, and even a fair amount of working women will want to have the guy to make more than them to cover potential future family plans. It does seem silly to start off with it or even mention it before being asked what they do/study, though. Exceptions do exist, those rambling on about their job/study because it's a passion, but the majority is just telling they('ll) make good money.
>Got any red flags?
Red flags I possess? Quite a few I guess depending whom you ask. Difficult to motivate enough to keep practicing to actually become proficient in things of interest, fairly lazy, poorfag with a McJob, introverted - albeit sociable enough to maintain a social network with some effort, progressive chronic illness, passive at times, preferring to advise/follow over leading (though I can/do lead when needed),half-black mulatto.
>>29808009
>tfw had gf who was basically this
>7/10 looks, 10/10 mind though and great in the bed
>relationship starts by meeting her through ""best friend""
>this ""best friend"" had been aiming for this girl for nearly a year at the point, in same uni course as "friends"
>most fucking beta male u ever seen, complete lack of any testosterone probably
>she constantly rejects his advances, literally saying no out right only to have him say "ill wait till ur ready"
>all throughout that year she was still with the boyfriend she moved states to be with
>anyway meet her finally after a year of that happening
>hit it off instantly somehow
>talk daily and play the vidya together
>she still has that boyfriend but its a completely failing relationship thats about to end
>she hits on me a bunch
>"are you hitting on me?"
>"yes"
>spill spaghetti because new to relationships, just never bothered with them
>go on date
>week later she comes over, ends up with us fucking
>she still with her bf, and "best friend" doesnt know about us
>ultimate cuck
>reality is i was retarded and should of seen all the red flags of a fucking massive disaster coming
>To be Cont.
>>29808516
Mostly I was just checking out the board. Didn't mean to look down on anyone, although, thus far, the only people I've looked down on are woman who want to reward failure, a la >>29807049
other than fat and shorter than me, i meet all of those.
don't worry, i don't even look at women... i obviously shouldn't be looking at them. i just look at the ground when i walk now.
>>29808582
>week pasts
>she breaks up with her boyfriend and is in relationship with me, beta fag still doesn't know
>beta fag starts getting really creepy and aggressive in purist, sending poems and just being autistic about this in general
>otherwise in love with this girl
>beta fag friend keeps shit talking about me behind my back to her, start to realise he isnt my friend at all really
>she tells me about this, k, at least i know what he actually thinks now
>beta fag gets even more creepy
>talk to beta fag about the creepy shit, saying i know about it
>tell him its creepy as fuck and its not how you into relationship
>he still doesn't know about relationship
>he reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's super hard and refuses to talk to me anymore, 5 years of friendship down the drain over something so stupid
>literally talked everyday and played video games together constantly
>gf is constantly stressed out about all of this
>we still dont let him know about the relationship because they in same uni course
>1 month later she just dumps me for no particular reason :^)
>I shouldn't really be this rustled so long after the relationship but still am, dated girls after her but none really filled the void
>beta fag still doesnt know about any of this relationship though, he was really blind when it came to this shit
>she even grinded my lap in front of him at a techno
now all i do is think about my past and use that anger to push myself further and further at the gym while listening to death grips over and over
the entire situation was really stupid, on my part and that of others, would of been nice to know her outside of it, probs would of had a proper relationship and not be browsing /r9k/
at least i got to cuck 2 people lmao
>>29808532
hahahahahahahah I told you idiots that women are all gold digging whores who only love you for your utility. take notes poorfags because your next if you have a girlfriend.
>>29808617
You are the piece of shit in this story. You are the one that ruined a friendship over a stupid whore. Congratulations you fag, I hope the worse of karma follows you in life.
>>29808516
I think she answered that here >>29808016 already.
Although the whole robot culture is a thing here and has been to some extent since almost the beginning (albeit a lot less bitter/angry, a lot less shitposting and spamming), it's not the sole intent of this board.
I'd rather see some different perspectives and proper discussion going on on this board than all the cuck/cock/race/height bait and trollthreads that have been going on in the past 2 years or so, and seemingly increasing in amount every day.
And if those arguments/discussions don't follow my own opinion, so be it.
Furthermore, this thread specifically asks for replies of women (and gay/bi men) - even though it's obviously a bait thread, it's not strange to have women reply and lurk here, regardless of if they're "reeee normies!1!!" or as miserable as the vocal male robots on here.
It's like making a thread directed at how miserable the white male robots feel due to all the SJW bullshit and vilification of anything male+white that happens in certain media, and then raging at all the white male robots responding and sharing their feels in said thread.
>>29808635
did you even read before you reeeeee'd
he never found out about the relationship, he sperged out because i told him he was being creepy in general
saving pics of her to a folder is pretty fucking creepy
>>29806445
GTFO FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE
I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR TITS OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU SLOVENLY CUNT
>>29808617
>going with a cheater woman
>proud of "cucking" 2 people
>still somehow surprised the cheater left you
>still rustled after even dating another girl
>mfw
>smells bad all the time, especially stinky shoes ***biggest flag***
>morally righteous, christian, jewish, muslim, or a hippie *second biggest flag*
>vegan OR likes meat too much
>numale
>skinny jeans, hitler youth haircut, pink flannel, nice "current year" look you obnoxious turbofag
>likes rap/wears sports gear all the time
>unironically bigoted toward black people because he grew up in a shithole himself
>on probation for something retarded
>lame tattoo like the triforce
>absentee dad
>sex-positive feminist/sub fetish
>has fetishes at all that are important to him, makes this apparent soon after meeting him, because these fetishes are a dealbreaker: he is just THAT virile
>elitist
>"dog person"
>*needs* you to know he's not gay, please come to terms with your sexuality once and for all, there is like an 80% chance you are just a little bisexual and it will never ever come up anyway so who cares
Green flags:
>watches cartoons
>smokes weed
>fun to be around because he gives no fucks
>stands up for himself and other people
>likes animals
>not stupid with money
>>29809024
I know it's common for elitism to be considered a bad thing but your post itself is describing your own brand of elitism. Chances are, the elitism you hate is just more hygienic or some other superiority that causes resentment in you.
>>29809024
Oh one more
>EVER cheated for any reason instead of just leaving
>>29809097
I guess that's true, but this is a "red flag" thread, so the elitism is more or less invited. I meant more like the type of elitism where the person only likes critically acclaimed things and is afraid to have a guilty pleasure or two for fear of being seen as tasteless, when they can't even form their own opinions without appealing to the status quo.
>>29806527
Agreed, bitches all b crazy! Also, the modern white woman is just a cum dumpster for niggers and sand-niggers.
>>29808686
>saving pics of her to a folder is pretty fucking creepy
Oh no.
>>29809117
One more
>social media presence of any kind
>>29806445
You faggots have to try harder
>>29809148
>the type of elitism where the person only likes critically acclaimed things and is afraid to have a guilty pleasure or two for fear of being seen as tasteless, when they can't even form their own opinions without appealing to the status quo.
Sounds like a strawman to me. If anything it's considered funny or trendy to have contrasting interests like guilty pleasures. Also people who read criticism are probably more autonomous in their opinions than the "anything goes, I make my own choices" crowd, so this seems more an abstract stereotype which legitimate beliefs can be dismissed under.
>>29808686
>>29809185
What about using the liquify tool to make the boobs bigger? I recently started jacking it to my own handcrafted artisan porn, feels exdremely gud. Pics of celebrities etc
>>29807037
Fat ugly whore.
>>29809299
>If anything it's considered funny or trendy to have contrasting interests like guilty pleasures.
It's just a drag to be around someone who, using OP as an example, declares there are no "good cartoons" or that they're "all for kids" or something. I really am into animation, it bothers me to think people reject it outright.
>>29807099
bait. Not falling for that
>>29806445
nobody will ever look at you
real red flags
>doesn't look good in girly panties
>is extremely mentally ill
>>29809390
Well you have to look at it naturally instead of romantically (anything goes, you can't compare anything).
I'd agree it's quite petulant to vocally dismiss stuff like anime. But at the same time I have no problem if someone argued that the field is too young, the audience too middlebrow, the format too commercial, etc for it to be on the same level as more respected visual arts.
>>29806445
Agree with everything other than vidya,
It's a normal hobby desu
>>29809544
>But at the same time I have no problem if someone argued that the field is too young, the audience too middlebrow, the format too commercial, etc for it to be on the same level as more respected visual arts.
Of course, that's far from "[x] sucks because it's for (homos, women, children, plebs, etc)" accompanied by a mad men meme.
>>29809812
Usually when they do that it reads like a compensation. If you have to insist that something is too feminine, childish, gay, etc for you then probably that means you are close to those anyway, whereas someone smarter, more virile etc would judge them purely on an aesthetic basis. It wouldn't even cross their minds to distance themselves from hated groups, because they don't feel the insecurity that spurs that.
>>29809812
>mad men memes
>not top-tier arguments just like smug animemes
>>29809899
Oof. Forgot to put moeshit on my list.
>>29807037
>Having big tits because you're fat is like saying your car goes fast because it is falling off a cliff
You can fuck guys on tinder but very few people with self respect would date you.
God that belt must be uncomfortable, so vain but can't lose weight.
>>29806681
people who make posts like this are also red flag tier
>>29806465
I concur with your post.
It sounds like the OP is describing the average robot.
>>29806553
These threads are never and I mean never made by a woman.
>>29806465
>ding ding ding
Ladies and gents we have a winner
>He does the virgin walk
>does the virgin breathing
>does the virgin sneeze
>>29810937
>the virgin breathing
This is honestly the worst fukin hell
>>29810937
>he does the virgin shuffle
>he does the virgin handstand
>he does the virgin somersault
>he does the virgin piledriver
>he is a guy
That's the big one, for me.
