Questions about vaginas should go in this thread.
Fembots answer.
HOW TO ACCESS?
Should we bring back female circumcision?
whats that stringy white gooey stuff in my gf vag when I go down on her?
When a woman rides a bicycle, does the seat hurt the vagina because of its shape?
>>29805442
vaginal discharge
it's this fluid that the vagina constantly excretes
vaginas are disgusting
>>29805442
Does it look like it could be yours, but shouldn't be there?
>>29805549
nah, it's sorta like your balls when you sit on a chair. I guess if you were sitting weird then maybe it could.
>>29805572
its not mine.
its like sticky stringy bogger
>>29805641
>bogger
>>29805549
It hurts for me desu senpai
>>29805407
Honestly, probably not. It does so much more harm than good. But the same could be said of male circumcision, I guess.
>>29805641
Sounds like regular discharge.
>>29805770
>Honestly, probably not. It does so much more harm than good.
Yeah? Like what?
>>29805609
Its discharge. You're eating discharge.
We excrete it pretty much anytime we're not on our period.
>>29805609
>>29806006
Shit wrong person. My b
>>298060
Thats fucking gross.
Why would anyone go down on a girl?
>>29805381
why do they feel so weird on the inside it turns me off.
>>29806334
Because thats how our bodies were made
>>29805407
Should we cut the tip of your dick off
>>29806357
>>29805770
Proof roasties need to be circumcised to function in polite society
>>29805381
When I was still a young virgin, everybody else was like, "Lol, sexual organs are so weird and ugly. They look like strange space vegetables, lol. They are kind of disgusting, when you think about it, lol."
I've since had sex with a number of girls, and I couldn't disagree more. Fannies are awesome, (as long as the girls don't have an infection etc.), and my dick is too.
>>29806381
Hey you want to cut off the most sensitive part of our sexual organ. Its the same deal
>>29806475
Roasties need to be domesticated by force
>>29806475
Hey why is that such a big deal though? I'm not circumcised so dunno if I have a right to not complain. But doesn't it help you last longer? And no more smegma or worrying about tearing the foreskin. Why would I not want that?
THIS THREAD IS NOW FORESKIN GENERAL
why does it hurt for gf if i go "too deep"
>implying my benis is > 5"
also how do i give her yeast infection so she knows what is it to live with irritating cunt?
>>29806521
>Hey why is that such a big deal though?
It's a big deal to some of us because we were circumcised for no good reason, or even for no reason at all.
In my case:
- the circumcision scar is uneven
- there are scarred skin bridges
- the frenulum area is completely fucked and scarred
- the shaft skin often feels too tight, when I have an erection
- long erection often hurt
- masturbation andsexoften cause soreness and pain
It's a fucking curse, mate.
>>29806568
>how do i give her yeast infection
>>29806591
>sex
Fuck off norman. I'd chop the rest of your dick off with no remorse scum
>>29806606
>muh sex
Just get a hooker if you're really desperate. Or go home with some random slag from a bar.
>papa franku
why do people say this?
is it a normie thing?
>>29806622
FUCK OFF NORMANDIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>29806381
>polite society
>4chan
>>29806568
Because you hit the cervix which hurts.
For me it doesn't hurt but it makes me feel nauseous really quickly and I hate being nauseous.
>>29806753
back to >>>/soc/ sIut
>>29806647
>>29806606
You should feel ashamed of yourself. Someone opens up about something truly hurtful and you just respond by spouting stale memes.
>>29806756
Just giving an honest reply m8
>>29806780
And so was l
>>29806766
>m-my life is so awful ;_;
>I get gfs, and am normal, and successful
He can get fucked
>>29806753
any way to avoid hurting but still hitting it deep? i mean i want to use all my dicke
>>29806804
shoot yourself in the head and you'll never hurt her again
>>29806810
you should tutor in >>>/adv/
>>29806820
My advice taken by those fags would make the world a better place
>>29806766
>stale meme
what is stale about women hating? i know you normies think it's all a big fucking meme but their are legitimate misogynists on this board
>>29806673
>society
>4chan
>>29806810
>>29806829
spot the goliath
i won
>>29805407
No. No one should be circumcised in my opinion.
>>29805442
Vaginal discharge. It's okay. I would go for a shower before any oral sex, though. It's disgusting if you don't
>>29805549
Not at all
>>29806804
I've never had a (real) dick in me so maybe my opinion doesn't matter but for me when I masturbate I can only take maybe 3-4 inches normally. If I'm really turned on my vagina gets longer? Or stretches out and I can take maybe like 5-6 max. Anything more is way too much.
So basically you can't unless she likes the pain.
can women touch their own gspot? because my gf has been saying for months now she cant reach it and i know its probably not true
>>29806835
The stale meme I was talking about was "oh, he's had sex, get out roooo". But misogyny in general is pretty memey too.
>>29806874
the g spot is a myth
>>29806878
>misogyny is a meme
no it isn't, you just feel that way because you don't hate females
Do women really enjoy the squirting multiple orgasms they get in gangbang pornos or does it become a chore after a while?
>>29806880
coming from a wizard i suppose
>>29806894
>you don't hate females
Of course, I don't. Why would I?
>>29806905
>>29806880
Can also vouch for this, there is no magic spot.
>>29806908
so why would you say misogyny is a meme? how the fuck do you know how other people really feel?
>>29806905
lol do you really think there is a magic spot in the vagina that gives orgasms think about it also not a wizard not even old enough to be a wizard
>>29806915
It's a meme because it is stupid to hate a whole gender.
>>29806898
I don't know how to squirt or if it's even possible I'm starting to believe it's a myth.
I'd assume yes
>>29806623
It's probably about the YouTuber, filthyfrank. He does all kinds of weird shit, like dressing in spandex suits and chasing little girls while walking on all limbs.
>>29806932
it's not a myth it's just piss but the porn they have water in their pussies i heard that from a pornstar but i'm not sure if she was joking
in which hole do i put my dick in
>>29806921
i dont "think" that, no, my gf has told me herself that its "the spot"
its not magic, really, probably just a shit tons of nerve endings or whatever, and probably not all women have it. wikipedia that shit m8, it even has a map
>>29806932
That's not the point, even if they're pissing, the point is that in plenty of gangbangs they do that several times in a matter of minutes.
I had an episode of jealousy a while back, as stupid as it sounds, at the thought that women get to experience that while men become useless after an orgasm or two. And yes, I know about tantric sex and all that, it's not the same thing.
>>29806958
you lick pussy and the hole that licks you back, you put your dick in that one
>>29806926
so marc lepine wasn't a misogynist?
>>29806926
>women shouldn't be despised
top meme
>>29806874
put index and middle finger in vag, curl your fingers like a "come here" gesture. But don't do it like you're unclogging a drain.
>>29806963
Oh yeah cumming back to back is great. Usually I go 3-4 times a session, I can keep going but the pleasure really falls off around the 5th orgasm. It goes from full body to like a little tingle. If I take a decent break, say an hour, then the full power ones come back again.
>>29807063
>full body
An extra reason for men to be jealous I suppose. There are ways for us men to get full body orgasms, but it involves a lot of abstinence and building up. Sometimes I think men have strong urges to compensate for their inadequate sexuality.
>>29807104
I can't talk for everybody but I do get pretty intense orgasms when I have sex. Masturbation is disappointing 99% of the time though.
>>29807063
>ywn make a girl come back to back 3-4 times in a session
why even live
>>29807130
why?
delphi oracle
Do girls also get the equivalent of a random boner?
>>29807138
This is by myself. I have nearly perfected making myself cum. The one time I had a sexual experience the guy fingered me and it was really mediocre.
>>29807141
I dunno. It's just not as intense. Also, when I have sex, I do keep going for a while even after I came until the feeling becomes almost unbearable. The masturbation high only lasts for a couple of seconds.
>>29807143
Not really. Sometimes I'll randomly get really wet like it's doing a heavy cleaning cycle or something and while it's not embarrassing like a boner would be since nobody can tell, it can be uncomfortable. Being really wet when you aren't turned on feels gross
>>29807176
Do you have any pics?
(of the pussy)
>>29807193
for scientific reasons, of course
>>29807193
Of course not. Taking pictures of your genetalia is for degenerates
why did my ex have a smelly vagina
why did it taste salty/sweaty/spicy/coppery?
what's the best way to deal with vaginismus and/or first time vaginal sex?
>>29805381
what happens to vaginas when they go underwater? does water get in them?
>>29807254
they drink
>>29806898
squirting is porn stars peeing. it's a myth
>>29807213
Another question, why are you such a qt?
>>29807267
actually ive either squirted or accidentally peed on myself multiple times before
even peed before i masturbated to make sure, but it still feels like peeing
How do you know if a hymen is broken?
Why do some girls have lovely sweet tasting vaginas and some have rank ones that fill up with smegma fast as?
>>29807335
I have never peed while masturbating. Peeing is same thing as squirting. It comes out of same place.
>>29807267
Seen one short video of some german woman finger blasting herself and when she cums it's like fucking honey oozing out of her cunt. No way it could have been piss.
Those squirting things like where they blast it across the room, yeah, that's piss though.
>>29807407
It is possible to pee like that - across the room. Women don't squirt, it's piss.
>>29807426
http://xhamster.com/movies/1502285/german_hard_squirting_orgasm.html
Found it. That seriously doesn't look like any piss I've ever seen.
I ate out a girl who said she squirted when she came to try to get to the bottom of whether or not it was piss. There was lots of it and it didn't taste like urine and had a slightly different thickness, more mucousy? Of course maybe she did just pee in my mouth, she had been drinking a lot of beer so maybe it was just really dilute urine
>>29807458
How do you know what piss tastes like?
>>29807254
No unless it gets spread open.
>>29807458
My ex squirted when she had multiple orgasms. There is no way in hell that it was pee because it didn't smellor taste like pee at all. It is a very distinct mucousy taste that I haven't encountered in other girls since.
Enough with that squirting/pissing stuff already!
Femanons, what's the nicest, most original thing to do to a girl's vagina (that isn't just super weird)? Please share and help robots do good with them.
Here's one I've heard about. Ice cubes. Swap them between your and her mouth while kissing, and her vagina. Let some of them in for a while and drink the water as they slowly melt away... Is that any good? Do women enjoy the cold?
>>29807496
Because once upon a time I dressed up in girls clothes, gave myself an enema with my own piss and then drank it. Good orgasm but I had to reevaluate my life afterwards. Does that answer your question
>>29807401
diet and hygiene
>>29807577
I would suspect that what a woman enjoys would differ from person to person. Maybe asking what they like would be better than just doing something out of the blue like spitting an icecube in their vag.
>>29807382
That's a tricky one, hymens come in a lot of shapes and some girls are born without one too. It would likely look like a broken membrane around the opening, generally the hole will appear smaller with an intact hymen. If you look at hymen reconstruction surgery it gives you an idea of the difference.
>>29807640
>asking what they like
What if you want to surprise them.
>out of the blue
Nah, I'd tell them what's gonna happen before.
>spitting an icecube in their vag
Oh no, you gotta use a lot of them I think...
>>29807709
i cant imagine ice cubes feeling good, so c-cold
>>29805381
what does grool tastes like
>>29806872
>taking your virginity with a dildo
Dumb roastie
>>29806447
>I've since had sex with a number of girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29807736
>cant imagine
Do I have to beg? Please test it out for me.
It's the one cool trick I might have.
Some "VAGINA GENERAL" this is huh...
>>29807577
My vaginas broken but i assume that it would be relative to the woman.
Besides, it doesnt have to be unique, old standards like giving head are populr for a reason.
>>29807821
Why is your vagina broken?
What does it feel like when a dick is in there?
>>29807821
>My vaginas broken
Are you alright?
>old standards like giving head are populr for a reason
Yeah sure. I wouldn't be trying something weird like that the first time with a girl...
>>29807805
nah.... i really dont think it's any good anon
learn some clit stimulation techniques, you can never go wrong with that; pretty important
>http://xhamster.com/movies/828860/nina_hartley_pro_licking_pussy.html
How true or how bullshit is this video.
>>29807709
If you want to try this out, let the ice cube melt a bit in your mouth, then use your cold tongue, when you go down on her. Or use the melting cube and carefully let it glide over her pubic bone and her labia. My ex liked that. But don't put the ice cubes in her vagina. I once put a pospicle into my ex's vag, when we were super horny. She liked it in the moment but it was a terrible idea in hindsight.
>>29808026
How bad was the yeast infection?
>>29808057
Pretty bad. In our defence, we were young and horny 24/7 and we learned from it.
>>29808026
Alright!
>I once put a pospicle into my ex's vag
>ex
kek
Eh yeah I read about that... Something about sugar being dangerous. I guess I wouldn't trust any food just to be safe.
Also blowing in the vagina is SUPER dangerous I read.
>>29807586
You should continue re evaluating your life. How do you live with yourself
>>29808100
>I read about that
>the vagina
>I read
That's r9k for ya.
>>29808100
sugar in the puss gives you a yeast infection, dont do it bro
>>29805442
Your girlfriend has crotch-spiders. Get her fumigated immediately.
>>29807447
That's a post-op ejaculating prostatic fluid made.
>>29805976
That's one of the reasons we highly recommend the HPV vaccination, preferrably 9-valent type.
/medfag
>>29805641
Everyone's saying regular discharge, but a healthy vagina does not produce 'stringy' shit.
She has a yeast infection bro.
Stop eating her out till she fixes that; it could spread to your throat
can girls feel the gloops of period blood dripping out of their vags?
>>29805832
>cheesy
fucking gag
How to not be a virgin any more?
>>29809615
Sleep with a girl.
>>29809640
Can I sleep with you? want sex want sex.
>>29805381
Does JESUS have a vagina???
you can't say this w/o accusations of bitterness and whatnot but goddamn are vaginas atrocious to look at
even the most hygienic and non murdered, shredded cow bits, curtains looking ones are unsettling to see
>>29809216
yes, and it feels awful
>>29807577
Ice cubes are good can confirm
>>29807245
>Because she's a whore
>Sweat collects there because its really warm. I'd imagine its the same as balls
More for vaginismus, also works for first time though, since they're generally related
>take it really, really slow. Maybe try 1 finger, then 2.
>don't keep bringing up sex, it'll make her feel bad and inadequate.
>get her real worked up before trying to slip it in. Take your time, maybe even wait til she's ovulating.
>if she tells you to stop when you're putting your dick in, fucking stop. If you force it, you'll both get hurt.
>>29809941
does it feel like a slug slithering out of your uterus?
>>29805381
What is the ratio of fingering/general rubbing/clit action and why? I will admit that porn leaves one with the impression that either guys dig watching chicks palm their gash, or fingers are just not that fun
>>29809846
I want nothing as much in my life as to bury my face in there
>>29810163
Can't really feel the uterus, unless its contracting and cramping. It feels like a really wet nasty booger sliding out of the vagina. Or, sometimes if you're sitting down for a while and you stand up, a bunch of it rushes out at once, and feels like peeing yourself, but slightly thicker. Then the blood kind of collects in between the lips and feels really disgusting when walking. I don't really know how to describe it, but its kind of like trying to walk with a jellyfish stuck in your crotch.
>>29805381
I learned that when women go into deep water, their vagina fills up with water. How does that feel? Like do you feel the water go inside you and move around and all that? It sounds weird to me.
>>29805381
How the fuck do I make that shit taste good? Is there like, chocolate or something I can put on it or some kind of sweet or tasty thing that will make eating last a lot longer?
I know if I put something on it at first it will taste good, then I'll just get used to it and be able to eat longer, even after the good tasting stuff is gone.
Any help?
>>29810301
you learned wrong
it's not a gaping hole, it doesn't work like that. no water comes inside (thus, you feel nothing).
>>29810301
No. Does water go into your asshole when you swim? Your urethra? Come on.
>>29809846
I couldn't disagree more. I love how they look, smell and taste. You sound like:
>>29806447
>"Lol, sexual organs are so weird and ugly. They look like strange space vegetables, lol. They are kind of disgusting, when you think about it, lol."
Does pee drip out when you have to go? When a guy shoves his dick in you, does it feel good? How often do you have to go to the vagina doctor? Does he play with your vag? Do you want him to play with it? How does it feel having him spread it all the way open and having to rub you walls? Do you like it when he sees deep inside you?
Why do women wash and air dry their underwear?
Why do you girls like sexy underwear if no one is seeing it? I see no difference between cotton and lace.
Also, why do i hate "panty" as a word?
>>29810466
>Why do women wash and air dry their underwear?
i'm not a girl but even i know this, their panties are made out of fragile shitty dumb fuck material and they can't just thrown it in a dryer because they will get torn up and ruined
>>29810454
I'm a aspiring pussy physician. It's the true robot job. Get to see the pussy of all the qt's and 8 year old girls.
how many pairs of period panties do femanons have?
>>29810482
...that's shitty. Do you (or fembots) think i can make money designing women's underwear that doesnt get destroyed?
>>29810522
they have cotton panties already, they just aren't "sexy"
don't waste your time, women are literally retarded
>>29810537
Many women wear cotton panties most of the time, especially if they are prone to yeast infection.
>>29810454
It doesn't drip, but sometimes if I hold it too long, it kinda seeps out a little bit. No idea, it seems like it would though. I don't go to a gynecologist because I don't need to, but from what I gathered from my sisters, its yearly unless there's a problem.
do any fembots have a big bladder?
>>29810593
>virgin
>never been to gynacologist
Wtf?
>>29806357
someone already has, bitch
>>29810617
I mean it makes sense to me. If you're not having problems with your vagina and you're not putting yourself at risk for any problems, why bother? I'm still youngish anyway so my vag hasn't dried up yet.
Even my sister didn't go to the gynecologist til over a year after she became sexually active because her doctor said that was fine.
>>29810454
>Does pee drip out when you have to go?
It can make your underwear kinda moist if you hold it in for too long. This always happens when I'm at the gym because I'll drink 2 or 3 bottles of water while exercising so I started buying panty liners for leaking to absorb the piss/sweat
>>29805832
>Thick, white, cheesy
I was drinking water and almost threw up.
>>29810676
Ohhh so that's why your vulva area looks so fat.
>>29810676
>ywn be one of those panty liners
Gals, Always questioned:
Facial hairs and cunnlings. Is there a big difference in the feeling? Can you even feel any difference?
Also, I'm sorry if the question is stupid. Gals tends to stay somewhat around 1 to 3 meters away from me.
>>29805407
breaking and entering
>>29810672
Remember to get tested!
Everybody, fucking get tested. STDs don't show up for weeks sometimes, and when you're fucking around, shit can get scary.
>>29811555
I dont mean to shame any woman who wants sex, but why would you have sex with guys who might have STDs anyway?
>>29811931
The thing is, guys lie, too. A guy could be fucking a woman within a few weeks, not tell the current woman, and then things can get scary from there.
He might not even be aware!
T
E
S
T
And get your partner tested.
>>29806357
>should we cut the tip of your dick off
Circumcision is very common among males in the states.
>>29809216
No Not all the time
We don't really know when we start our cycle without seeing it visually
>>29805549
A friend of mine said it does hurt her. We were on a cycling trip and after hours of cycling she said it feels weird for her.
She also tells me when she gets her period and sometimes when she excuses to go to the toulet she tells me she has to change her tampon.
It all really arouses me tho
>>29812934
I'm going to kill every carpet muncher after I rape them
>>29806606
jej
roboto((())))
never had a straight answer to this as people either know and bully me or don't know and hide their ignorance by bullying me
but
I see in porn where the cum can leak out the vagina. and girls on social media talk about his they need to keep their legs shut or sit upside down or the cum literally drips out of them or they have to stand in the shower for it to fall out.
why is it so easy for cum to do the exact opposite of where it's meant to go?
does this mean that if you want to become a dad, you have to ejaculate when your penis head is right at the back of the vagina? or that she has to sit upside down after
or is it just a statistical thing where the vast majority of semen is wasted but but sheer force of numbers 1 might get a chance.
vaginas seem a lot more open than they are meant to be.
>>29812997
carpet muncher?
This was not original wtf I'm glad not to be the only one not knowing what it means tho
>>29812997
i am a guy famalam
>>29805381
okay I want to learn to eat a girls pussy because I hear it feels really good for them but I think it's gross to put my face down there with her juices and shit especially in the summer when it will be sweaty. I am taking the charge of being scared of eating pussy only because I am worried I will gag or something if it smells or tastes funny.
My questions are:
What does pussy taste like?
What does pussy smell like and is there a technique to not have to smell it if I go down?
>>29814897
Dude, it's not gross. It usually smells great. Not that I really have much experience. It actually varies with the same girl over time. Supposedly it can smell like fish sometime, but I haven't noticed it. You can get used to it anyway. Just don't be a wuss. It's just what their sex organs smell like and it's great.
And it pretty much tastes like skin and sweat. The juice is bit acidic. It's been secreted within their body and I love tasting it. It's very intimate. It's not the same with each girl and it varies over time too. When they come it can be a bit different (when they "squirt" I think). It can become your favorite scent/taste in the world.
It feels so great making a girl come this way. Their whole body tremble and they squirm. You can learn how their body reacts and give them the best orgasms. It's so satisfying.
And sweat is great while having sex. I love making a girl sweat (when I can manage).
YOU GET YOUR FACE IN THAT PUSSY ANON AND YOU DO R9K PROUD!
>>29809134
yeast infection discharge is like cottage cheese, not stringy. and if she had a yeast infection, she would fucking know. they are one of the most painful and itchy things
>>29807143
fun fact: the clitoris gets hard, just like men's. even during sleep, random boners, anytime the woman is aroused
>>29808783
Should you still get it, even after having sex? I think I might have got it...
God I hate how slutty women are...
>>29807821
There's no fucking way it's you...
>>29815740
Hi rebbit.
What's a R9K?
>>29810466
> Why do you girls like sexy underwear if no one is seeing it?
It makes us feel confident and sexy.
>>29810503
>how many pairs of period panties do femanons have?
It really depends, because sometimes your period arrives unexpectedly and the panties you're wearing have to become period panties. I personally have 3 pairs.
>>29818440
>It makes us feel confident and sexy.
r u srs?
>>29818373
>>29807821
That better not be You, You faggot.
>>29817148
Gross. I don't like vaginas. Being straight is a curse.
>>29813160
The majority is wasted, only a small amount needs to remain in the vaginal canal- the majority of seminal fluid is just water that helps propel semen forward.
do vaginas make my foreskin go back? because i struggle with phimosis
>>29805381
>Fembot
33546516
>>29810332
The woman has to have a balanced diet, decent hygiene, and be in good health, then her vaginal juices will taste good or neutral.
If you put candy in a vagina, the natural flora will begin to explode in population, causing a yeast infection.
>>29805832
>Discharge
>ever being regular
Women are disgusting.
how to eat pussy
>>29819099
if you're severe enough to be worried most likely not, and if your phimotic foreskin hasn't been retracted in a while it may carry dead skin cells and general smegma that could cause a vaginal infection.
The best bet for phimosis is regular manual stretching.
>>29819140
Don't. It's fucking nasty and makes you look beta as fuck.
>>29819174
i know it's gross but beta? damn
thanks for helping me avoid humiliation in the future
>>29819140
it's usually learned the same way you learn kissing or any other intimate touching, practice.
Generally the most sensitive area will be the clitoris, which is usually found at the top of the slit- if it isn't visible feel around for a cartilage-like nub.
Starting with the clit might be too stimulating at first so work around it, then hone in.
The most important rule is: have fun!
>>29819160
i can pull it back when i'm soft and i clean it everytime i shower so no smegma. i've been stretching for a while now but i think i've hit the limit.
i think i have a short frenulum too. i feel fucked, but i don't wanna go to the doctor.
>>29819174
>this mentality
If women are just infernal dick-gobbling demons you're locked in mental combat with, just hire a hooker.
>>29819296
Does it pull back during masturbation?
A closed fist is usually going to be tighter than a vagina.
>>29819308
What the fuck are you on? Don't worry, women aren't dick goblins trying to trick you into mortal kombat.
would a fembot eat her own pussy if she could? why or why not
>>29819266
i don't know how to Kiss lmoa, i have a year to learn by myself, you think that's enough (or even posible)
>>29819361
Yes.
I like the taste and usually lick my fingers clean after jacking off.
Plus, it would be eating out a pussy without any of the consequences, like stds, getting hatecrimed for lesbianism, being stuck with a crazy bitch, etc.
>>29819364
It might work out, generally your reptile brain takes over a lot of the process, making out is kind of just texturally exploring the area of somebody else's mouth, if you let someone else take the lead and just do what they do you'll get by.
>>29819398
>jacking off
I've got some bad news about your vagina, bro
>>29819398
>getting hatecrimed for lesbianism
what is it like having your vagina give you such a cuck mentality where you latch onto narratives of victimhood?
>>29819459
All the words for female masturbation are stupid.
"schlicking" sounds fucking retarded.
A man rhythmically torques their wrist- jacking
A woman rhythmically torques their wrist- jacking
>>29819478
Dykes don't get killed like fags, but they sometimes get assaulted or correctively raped.
I'm mostly just lightheartedly using hyperbole- most people who think hate crimes are rampant don't make it into a quirky verb.
>>29819398
>>29819478
lesbianism has literally always the most accepted alternative sexual orientation in all of human history
>>29810503
Most of them by now. It stains and I'm too embarrassed to soak them in cold water in the sink like I should.
>>29819478
>he's this angry at women
Hehe ok
>>29810189
Gotta ask the vagina owner.
I find fingers and penetration in general pretty great but playing with the clit is nice teasing.
>>29819560
I have a shitty sense of humor so the concept of a very rare instance of hatecrime befalling me and me alone is funny to me.
I was trying to tell a joke but my female brain bungled it.
>>29819331
it does but i jack off in short strokes. when it's erect i can pull it back to where the entire head shows, not easy though.
>>29819630
>I have a shitty sense of humor
it's okay most females do
