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Alright guys.

This is a story of great cuckery and it needs to be shared.

I need advice

>be me
>21 now
>for some reason all friends are 19-22
>hang out with girl a lot, she's just my friend tho I don't really see her like that
>she always goes to parties with this chick who I think is pretty hot
>I end up getting her number and texting her
>that first day I texted her, we hung out that night and smoked a blunt.
>ever since then, I've hung out with her and smoked a blunt and just did fun shit every day
>but I haven't made any advances or even done as much as put my arm around her

So basically, at this point I figure I'm either deep in the abyss of friendzone, or for sure in there.

What should I do to have sex with this girl
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>>29804546
Dognap her pet pooch so you can return him and become a hero. Unfortunately, things may not work out as planned.
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>>29804546
>be me
Kill yourself you fucking moron
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>>29804546
How is this in any way related to to cuckery?

I mean I know it's a buzzword spouted by retards on here, but come on at least give it some sort of meaning.
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>smoking
>getting a girls number
please exit to the left normal friend
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>>29804588

That tagline is fucking horrible
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>>29804546
>be me
>21 now
>for some reason all friends are 19-22
WHO FUCKING CARES THIS ISN'T WORTH MENTIONING

>hang out with girl a lot, she's just my friend tho I don't really see her like that
>she always goes to parties with this chick who I think is pretty hot
>I end up getting her number and texting her
>that first day I texted her, we hung out that night and smoked a blunt.
>ever since then, I've hung out with her and smoked a blunt and just did fun shit every day
>but I haven't made any advances or even done as much as put my arm around her

So she's using you for free weed, wow so interesting.
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>>29804656
She buys it half the time. She buys me food and shit some times too
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>>29804546
>21 now
>for some reason all friends are 19-22

Why do you say this as if it doesn't make sense that most of your friends are roughly the same age as you?
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