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Ask Umi.
>>29802957
is the new love live! shit?
>>29802957
Will I ever get good at drawing
>>29802957
Can I fuck Umi?
>>29802957
Should I get a robot bf
>>29802957
Stay with the current gf?
>>29802957
should i leave the house for the first time in a few years and go on a nightwalk?
>>29802957
Is Ruby best girl potential?
>>29803001
>Should I get a robot bf
>Yes
we were destined to be together anon
make the right choice
choose me
>>29803052
How old are you?
How pathetic are you?
How lonely are you?
NEET?
And any other info you think is important
>>29803052
>2
>2
Maybe it's not meant to be
Will you suck my balls?
Will I restart life tonight and give me a clear fucking answer.
>>29802957
Will i ever fix my original life?
>>29803102
>How old are you?
20
>How pathetic are you?
robot tier
>How lonely are you?
/nofriends/ lonely
>NEET?
in education [college]
>other info
luv u
>>29803125shut the fr*ck up the other anon didn't notice
Will it happen this year
orig orig orig orginal
>>29803221
You're a little young for me anon.. Also not as pathetic as I hoped you'd be.
You have potential, find a qt college grill, I'll just drag you down.
>>29803369
>You have potential
you don't know that
I assure you, I have no potential
I am VERY pathetic I will have you know, ask anyone in my family, they will tell you
a qt christmas cake fembot gf is IDEAL anon pls I may be young now but I will grow older just give me time
Should I proceed as originally planned?
>>29803631
Whelp, Godspeed anon. What are you going to do?
should i tell him i love him yet
>>29802957
Will she ever be my gf plz?
>>29802957
Will I ever have sex with 'er?
>>29803656
oh come on,
rerolling.
>>29803685
i'll take that as a 'wait',
aighty then.
>>29802957
should i follow in the footsteps of sir john falstaff as a role model for the ages
>>29802957
should i fap before I go to bed?
>>29804022
fuck you, im doin it anyway
>>29802957
Am I irredeemable?
>>29802957
>only one "yes" option
not liking these odds
is what I think is happening happening?
will I find new nice friends in the future
>>29804084
I know it's immoral BUT is it real?
>>29804102
t-thanks umi
>>29804109
good idea tbqh
thanks um-um
>>29802957
Will I ever find someone
please be 2
>>29802957
will i get the metal business squared away satisfactorily
>>29802957
will i ever get a qt gf
pls respond
>>29804177
that doesn't make sense but at least i got dubs
will i ever get a qt gf?
orginio comet
kill myself?
Originality post
>>29803744
i hope this japtoon girl knows i'm busting out the sherris sack regardless
>>29804268
>you'll need a bow
kek
Should I try to get the high score?
>>29802957
will it be big enough?
>>29802957
Does she think I'm a complete retard?
Does he still love me and will he come back?
Will I have nightmares tonight?
>>29804778
Wtf. Rerolling
should i give up on my dream?
>>29804789
I don't understand
Going on a diet won't erase my nightmares
Unless you mean a 4chan diet
A life diet
A cessation of all incoming information
Living in a bubble of my own boredom and discontented emptiness
Striving for a single original thought in the sea of piss that is my mind
I'm in a position where I actually can do this, my life has no pressing bullshit to attend to. It's all self-imposed. Okay umi, thanks.
Will I have good dreams tonight?
>inb4 3 or 5
>>29804778
Cupid's bow.
>>29804797
Rerolling is not productive.
>>29802957
Where the fuck is your nose, whore?
>>29802957
Will I get into grad school at any of the schools I applied to?
>>29802957
Will I get a gf before I turn 25?
did i get rid of beetle
>>29802957
will someone try to fug me if I leave the house
>>29802957
Was it just a prank, bro?
Will I make a lot of money online.
>>29803609
Sorry boy, but you are going to get cucked. That old christmas cake is mine. You still have a chance at this life, get some qt college grill while you are still young.
Have i died already?
Am I on the path to properly honoring my ancestors?
>>29802957
Will he still be there when I seek him out
>>29805971
Thanks Umi, I'm happy now
>>29802957
Will Nosidam ever be my GF?
>>29802957
Will my very original suffering ever stop?
>>29802957
am i gonna die soon?
>>29802957
Should I ask him out?
Is he ignoring me?
>>29802957
Has she been a big slut in the past?
>>29802957
Will I archieve my goal?
Original question.
>>29802957
Will she ever reconcile with me and understand I don't love her?
Will I ever lead fulfilling life?
>>29802957
will i achieve it you fucking stupid anime cunt?
>>29802957
Am I going to snap and be the next Supreme Gentleman?
>>29807118
>You'll need a bow
So it's going to be like We Need to Talk About Kevin?
Umi, should I break up with her?
>>29802957
why did this happen umi
30% positive (1, 3 5)
30% neutral (6, 8, 9)
40% negative (2, 4, 7, 0)
Thoughts, lads?
RNG-chan, should I shitpost tomorrow?
>>29802957
are my feelings correct?
>>29807471
Its wierd becuase when im sad, these threads ALWAYS says yes, and when happy ALWAYS says no.
>>29807486
hmm i should blame honoka? okay then.
Should I go to sleep or should I stay up?
>>29802957
Will I get to meet her this month?
why is your waifu a shit? : ///
>>29802957
Is she in love with me?
>>29802957
Is Honoka fat?
Will I make it umi?
>>29802957
should I go to bed? I've been up 22hrs.
>>29802957
Umi will I be a strong fighter?
>>29802957
can I become a cute trap if I try hard enough?
Kill me Umi
>>29802957
Is love live fucking shit?
>>29802957
Am I gonna land this job?
>>29802957
will I have sex today?
>>29808602
REKT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Will I be able to have sex this year?
Can I lose my virginityto you?
>>29802957
Will I dream about my husbando when I go to sleep today?
>>29802957
will i ever get to date kurumi?
>>29802957
Will I not be a fuck up?
>>29808691
Hey neat, night faggots
>>29808666
You're avoiding the answer. Let me ask again.
Can I lose my virginityto you?
>>29808642
Sorry for your loss.
>>29808718
Time to get a bow, son.
Does Lauryn like me?
>>29802957
Should I end myself?
>>29802957
Will I ever achieve my dreams?
>>29802957
Will I achieve my dreams?
>>29808772
Well then.
ORIGINAL COMMENT YOU FAT NIGGER BASTARD
will i ever be happy
adhnbg
>>29802957
Can I get a gf pls
Should he text Ms. Granpa? <8c
should i try to get back together with my ex?
>>29807471
>>29807486
>>29807495
i should have more replies, i mean she awnsered every thing correctly
>>29810146
Agian?
ok then, ill do it.
>>29810156
But really should i?
could it really be her fault?
>>29810176
ok then. you have said your opinion, but really?
>>29810185
I see considering that you have clearly given your opinion, i will now blame her. Do you agree?
>>29810203
omg im not lazy, i really am determined now, should i do it now?
Roll :^)
robotprevention
>>29802957
Will I find my waifu anytime soon?
Should i have a nice long wank to degenerate fetish porn?
>>29810207
NO WATCH ME DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!
DAMN YOU HONOKA!!
>>29810222
oh my combo died, atleast with trips :^)
>>29810209
LOL, get rekt by Umi :^)
Will I get the succ today?
>>29802957
Does KHV go away before 20
>>29802957
Should I fap to you right now?
>>29802957
will germany ever be dominated by a free market so success will no longer be punished and listless rewarded ?
will i escape the hell i have created for myself
>>29802957
Will I ever father children?
>>29802957
Do I get my dream job?
>>29811044
What? Immoral?
Will I ever get my dream job?
>>29811054
Last time I guess whatever
Should i sleep
>>29811145
>work hard for it
That's some life advice right there
>>29802957
Is OP the biggest fucking faggot in the world?
Will I ever get a bf
Should I start again
>>29802957
Does she have feelings for him?
>>29802957
Does she love me?
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