All of you robots with mommy issues, why don't you just date a cougar?
It's easy as fuck, they have literally no standards and just want young prey, the more beta and virgin, the sweeter they will think you are.
Plus they will feed you and pay for your video games in exchange for a little sexy time, come home r9k.
>single moms
>divorcees
What could go wrong?
>hot older women are universally patient with virgins and don't expect anything from them except cummies
I wish
>cougarlife
>paying to get rejected the same way your beta ass would on a free dating site and chat with literal bots
Choose both.
Real life isn't like your tv shows
>>29802844
I'm thinking about it, because I'm relatively attractive, have a MAJOR thing for older women, and I find them way more attractive than women my age, especially if they're a bit chubby hnnnng
