>tfw would probably rather stay on the computer than cuddle with some random woman whose face I can't even see because it has a pillow over it

Gonna need something better than that if you want to convince me to turn off the computer and hug my pillow while crying and pretending it's another person

JUST 5 MORE MINUTES IM JUST ABOUT TO FINISH PLEASE

>>29800024
that's what you said 5 minutes ago anon... c'mon, come back to bed...

I CAN'T I'M BTFO'ING SJWs! I'M SAVING THE WHITE RACE! Wait. Are you even white?

>>29799956
>when the robot gf starts acting up
>"Maggie, silence!"
>"Maggie's volume is now zero"

I'll come to bed when i finally get a (you)

>dating someone that doesnt understand your shitposting habits

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>>29800438
>tfw i read 'maggie' as 'maggle'

>>29800461

go to bed faggot