Did you go to your counseling today, robot?
The only "counseling" I get is a friend that lets me touch her boobs once every few months. It really isn't that glamorous since there's so many rules she has:
-no dirty talk
-no moaning
-no under the shirt
-no under the bra
-wash your hands beforehand
-moisturize your hands
-you only get 1 minute
-no asking for additional time
-no asking for sexual favors
>>29799771
That's bizarre. It sounds like a medical procedure or something: thoroughly unenjoyable.
>>29799771
Sounds nice, I wish I had a friend like that. What do you two do when you aren't tit fondeling?
>>29799913
typical friend stuff like eating out, watching a movie, shopping, playing games, listening to music, parties, etc
Save me my umbrella toting tenshi.
I went yesterday. 2 hour dive each way.
She put me on lithium now.
>>29799634
I actually told him it was my last time and that i quit today. I couldnt tell him anything and i am a hateful masochist too so it wasnt working