This is a thread for the masterminds pulling the strings.
Get in here fellas
>>29799340
I have created 447 Shipman threads since January
>>29799340
I'm INFP can I be part of your club too?
>>29799484
>F
Im INTP and even i know that F disqualifies you from the INTJ mastermind super club
I used subtle manipulation through a few well-placed posts to put the idea for this thread in your head. The exact wording and all. Never forget your place, roach.
>>29799540
I don't have any friends I just don't want to be alone.
>>29799340
I-is anyone else a Jew?
Non-ENTJs can leave
Right now, one of my main projects is turning all the chads I hate against each other
I p-pull the strings here, r-roaches
>>29799617
>Starts with E
I think it's you who needs to leave.
We're all puppets, Anon.
I'm just a puppet that can see the strings.
Go look at /pol/. The top 5 shit post threads bumping on the front page right now are made by me.
suck my nuts INTJs/ENTJs/INTPs
>>29800619
prove it
gonrigmal
>>29800619
I knew I was going to be reading this post.
Unless you are able to, in the future, gather a substantial amount of tachyons, I'll know about everything that is going to happen to me.
I will never be your roach. In fact, I made you attach that specific image, because my specific post time of my previous post, and my trips, made you do it subconciously.
>>29799340
>TWF the clinton foundation is behind the manufacturing of all turd tongs
>>29799540
INTP for the win.
>>29799484
But seriously, fuck all Feeling types.
>>29799568
Shekkles intensifies.
>>29800619
>Shitposting makes you good.
Desu, okay.
Ahh, excellent.
Right on time OP
>>29800768
>Shitposting makes you good.
It does actually. It's a true test of a puppet master. If you can't even get a shit post thread past 100 posts on /pol/ you should just kill yourself or change your type to INFP.
Hahaha yes, I'm the pawn, use me as you wish! Muahahahahahaha
>>29800888
First off, I'm going to admire those trips you got there. Second, I never post threads. Only a true F feels the need to start a conversation. A T just steers it the way he wants once it's began.
>>29800962
Same-poster? Or just over-enthusiastic pawn?
>>29800990
No, I'm not the same posterbut my pawnpost wasn't as clever as I thought it was.
>>29800888
nice 8ball trips, checked
>>29799340
I just killed a thousand roaches just for fun but didn't feel anything, considering purging everyone posting today including you, give me a reason not to
>>29800990
>A T just steers it the way he wants once it's began.
That is a cuckold/intuitive's view. Never affecting the world only reacting to it. This is why you are on a lower level than me.
You hovered over this spoiler because l wanted you to.
>>29801268
Jokes on you, I didn't hover, I clicked it because I'm mobile shitposting. I'm not a puppet master or anything else though so I'll leave the thread now.
I manipulate people who try and use manipulations from this book. Get on my level.
>>29801397
Foolish puppet.
Manipulation can't be taught from a book. Manipulation is something that you just know how to do.
Requirements for manipulation are:
>Charisma
>Smooth voice
>Knowing how to talk
>Experience
>A common enemy
>>29801466
>On /r9k/
>Thinking any of has all of that.
Well memed, my friend. well meme'd indeed. Is this some sort of superiority complex joke? You don't need to be Jesus reincarnated. You can sway people with just knowing how to talk.
>>29801466
>he thinks manipulation doesn't require strategy and tactics
Enough discussing time to reveal.
Let's share some manipulation stories. Who has the best one?
Fuck. You don't know how crazy some of my schemes get. I have total access to my oneitis's phone (don't ask how, or for any details), so I can plant in photos with text in there claiming to be God, and she'd believe it since she's a non-skeptical ENFP. Masterminding into pretending to be a mystical entity.
>>29801466
>Charisma
>Smooth voice
>Knowing how to talk
>Experience
>A common enemy
justin bieber is the master manipulator according to you
>>29801397
Apparently the rich and successful actually read this book, I have it on my reading list just so I can get some insight into how the most powerful people on earth solidify their positions, how they think.
>>29799340
INTJ reporting in
What does this make me
Lol at all of these self proclaimed masterminds that think pulling the strings on 4chan means anything. I'm pulling the string IRL. I'm in the process of becoming a super chad (getting fit, tanning my body, getting a normie haircut, etc). Once I finish doing that I'll be going to a university with 30,000 students and a ton of partying, using my good lucks and charisma to make anime the new normie thing to watch, and trust me not just the entry level anime. I'm going to convince every normie of how good anime is and ruin it for all the non-normies that love anime. I hope you're all prepared.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOHO1I7Ir40
>>29799556
This is my first time on the Internet. I just bought a computer and my cat walked on the keyboard and typed in 4Chan.
Your posts were as irrelevant as your plans.
>>29800501
>Starts will I
you cant manipulate yourself to not be introvert.
>>29801466
Bullshit. You are talking exclusively about manipulating people. You can also manipulate circumstances, and predict how people will react to certain things. For example,
think how Jigsaw sets up his puzzles. From the getgo, everything is set up and predicted. All outcomes are thought of, and Jigsaw thinks of a way to prepare for each outcome. That is also manipulation in a way.
However, the key to manipulation with people, is threats. In order to FORCE someone to do something, you must threaten them. If they don't do what you want, they will lose something and can't do anything about it. That's the key.
>Muh horoscope personality types
Keep arguing about this crap you roaches. You'll never see who's really pulling the strings.
>>29801587
>meet girl as broken as i am on 4chan
>start talking, really hitting it off
>she doesn't know that every other thing i say to her is a fucking lie
>have to make a notepad file to keep track of all the lies
>she ends up falling for me really hard because i am the perfect man in her eyes, but in reality she only fell for my made up version of myself
>use this to my advantage
>start abusing her emotionally
>she won't leave me because i'm way out of her league physically, she thinks i'm the best she'll ever get
>cycle of abuse and toying with her emotions continues until i just get fucking bored of it all and stop talking to her
i wish i was making this shit up haha
>>29801734
On a scale from 1 to 5 this was level 2 manipulation.
Still , good job anon
>>29801609
48 laws of power tldr: think like a psychopath
>>29801623
roach #1
>>29801724
>he thinks it's horoscopes
roach #2
>>29801788
>He believes in a pseudoscience designed to placate normies/roaches
>>29801829
>he's still stuck on the level 1 knee jerk reaction to personality typing
put down those puppet strings you are a disgrace
>>29801888
>Thinks he is a puppet master.
>Getting manipulated by the roasties in HR.
>Not faking their test to be a similar type, befriending them and getting an in to an unearned raise.
>>29801734
>>29801587
>have a ridiculous anti social autistic psychopathic personality
>nobody sane would ever date me
>girls in real life are too normie and I hate the girls on dating sites
>come up with a psychopathic plan
>decide I'm going to crowd source a girlfriend
>start making outrageous posts on reddit to get attention and I make my own subreddit
>make youtube videos of myself doing troll stuff
>I start getting E celebrity status for being a troll
>girls on reddit start swarming to me like flies because of my 0.1% famous status
>girls sending me nudes everywhere
>got to have my pick of the litter
>>29801609
It's surprisingly not malicious like you'd expect. If I'm remembering it right, it genuinely promotes creating strong, honest bonds with people.
A lot of people here should read the 48 laws of seduction, but you won't because there's pink on the cover.
>>29802569
I read it. But RSD's stuff puts it to shame.
>>29802670
Who's that? A PUA? I assume we're talking about the 48 laws of seduction here, not power.
>>29802760
it's called the art of seduction
yea RSD is PUA company
All of these people squabbling about how they're in control of others, and their own destiny. Yet they're posting on /r9k/, like some imaginary dick measuring contest. I'm not going to holier than thou about it, but this is sad as shit.
Seriously, wouldn't it be smarter to share plans and tips? Work on schemes together? Strategy is best viewed from several points, with diligence and consideration, not some ego-stroking activity of "I manipulate better than you."
>inb4 this is a bait thread, and I took it seriously.
>Also, I'm inb4ing my own post. y not.
>>29802858
Oh god. That works for meaningless fucks, I guess. But sex with someone you could love takes time. It's not a cheeseburger.
>>29802907
There are very few actual psychopaths/sociopaths like me here. It's mostly just fedora tipper INTJs. I don't want tips from a neckbeard in euphoria who thinks he's a puppet master because he plays civilization games.
>>29802984
>But sex with someone you could love takes time
What does this even mean? How is that different? You looking to get friend zoned? You looking for a guide for orbiting beta males?
>>29802907
It's just a meme man, no need to get upset
>>29803104
I'm just saying that life-affirming sex, the kind that has a strong emotional connection as well as physical lust, requires time. You can't establish that shit in a day.
The 48 laws of seduction can be applied to either sex. It's really about placing yourself in another person's shoes. Thinking about desire from their perspective instead of trying to trick them with mind games.
>when upstart roaches believe they can play The Game better than I can
>>29801466
Oh. I have none of those so goodbye now
ENTP here
what's going on in here?
oh shit it's the fags again
>>29803344
The act of reading that book alone is trying to trick them with mind games. You already crossed the line pal.
If you didn't want to manipulate them with mind games you should of just talked to them in your normal autism voice.
>>29802907
Wow, I don't even need to try and I still snare you little roaches in my trap. This is just too easy.
>>29803530
Alright. Well this has been a productive and insightful conversation. Good luck getting people to bend to your will.
Can't you faggots role play your edgy puppet master fantasies somewhere else?
Like shit make a region on nationstates or something
>tfw infj
nobody rikes me boohoo ;_;
>>29801673
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
t. master manipulator
>>29803825
Well schemed. Well schemed indeed.
>tfw not enough non ironic puppet masters in here
I'm going to go crowd source myself some puppet master friends now.
>ISTP
>brother is home for summer
>don't want to do chores but mommy will kick me out if I don't do them
>brother has to do chores too
>manipulate mommy into yelling at my brother for not doing chores I was supposed to do
>watch the ensuing fight almost escalate to domestic violence while sipping on a coke zero
Pawns
>>29804426
Pawns, roaches, chads, puppets...
It doesn't matter what WE call them - they all dance the same
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at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
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>>29804703
>20% feeling
It's not too late, there's still hope for you!
>>29804724
Hope, what do you men hope?
Does "feeling" means hope? Don't make me laugh.
If stupidity means hope, I don't want hope.
e d g y
>>29799340
these threads used to be so much better to read. they've sucked for months and months
>>29800768
>fuck all feeling types
i'd prefer to stick with qt ENFPs
>>29799566
>>29800555
>>29800888
>>29801466
>>29801588
>>29801788
>>29801888
>>29803344
>>29803388
>>29803455
>>29803566
pic
>>29804703
I don't know why did I get 20% on feeling, I even have a feels folder
>>29804748
>feelers are stupid
you are new to this then
sensors are stupid
feeling has a teeny tiny link to iq, introversion has a moderate one, intuition has a huge one
>>29804819
intuition has a link to neckbeardism
My fellow intellectuals, I made an ASTOUNDING discovery today that I would like to share with you all. If you take the word "cat" and reverse the letters (like so) you end up with the word "tac", now keep in mind this isn't yet a word, but it sounds -KIND OF- like the word "tack" which is a small, sharp, broad headed nail. Now if we proceed with this idea its quite clear to me that a -CAT- would in fact find this object to cause quite a bit of pain! I don't know yet if my discovery is a coincidence but I believe it warrants further investigation!
As they say -- correlation does not equal causation, and I believe that we must first qualify just how much pain a cat experiences from being prodded with a nail before we can conclude anything, but I definitely think this should be investigated!
Thanks so much for reading this everyone, wow, I feel amazing right now. I honestly don't think I could have got this far without all the encouragement I received from my fellow NEET thinkers and scientists who gave me feedback on my early ideas and told me to keep going. I'd like to credit Albert Einstein and Steve jobs for the inspiration behind my theory and will finish by saying that knowledge is power and to follow your dreams! Thanks so much everyone, this feels amazing! Wow!
