>you sir just won the internet!
>>29799153
Its like I am posting online in 2001 all over again.
>>29799153
>"instructions unclear, got dick stuck in toaster"
>>29799153
Ok, how do i claim my prize?
>Last time I came this early...
>But he's also the guy that killed hitler
>>29799153
>not sure if troll, or just very stupid
>>29799153
>as an X, i find this funny
>oh, i got in THIS part of youtube again
>Three sentences
>tl;dr: My opinion is right
Toasting in ebin bread :D
Posting this one to /r/4chan right now 3bh senpai xD top kek!
>>29799478
HAHAHAHA!!!! oh man slow down guys you are KILLING me XD
>I'm in the weird part of youtube again
>Instructions unclear, dick got caught in toaster
>I switched to porn when my mom walked in because it's easier to explain
it gets funnier and funnier
>>29799478
Include my post in the screencrap bro
>as an x, i can confirm this`
>>29799153
"I've had enough internet for today"
"You sir, are gentleman and a scholar!"
>>29799153
>Whos watching this in
>THIS IS REAL MUSIC NOT THAT POP CRAP
>I see x i press like
And the worst one
>THUMBS UP IF X BROUGHT YOU HERE
>epic for the win
People still say this
>Everyone is entitled to their opinion
I hate these asshole moralizers that state this like they're planting the flag in the battle of Iwo Jima or some shit. They act like they're so fucking brave as if this isn't the safest, least controversial statement you could possibly make. It's not long after these jerks show up that the discussion becomes a battle for the moral high ground and the core discussion is forgotten.
dude roasties cuck tendies lmao
>>29799613
People still say that shit?
I remember people on the TF2 sever I used to frequent in 2009 used to groan about those phrases.
>>29799680
>Implying we'll ever be free from 2007
>Implying you didn't just lose the game
>>29799153
Repeating digits for a thing! -1 quality threads on this board! What's the post limit?
I'm a girl I swear; pic related, female anime character XD
Reported and saged lol ur gunna get banned read da rules idiot
Porn thread!
Specific area thread!
Political debate thread!
ITT: my own personal search engine
Let's talk about tv shows!
Hey guy I have a request can you help me out?
Raid thread! ITT we wait for someone who has the balls to do anything and if we don't find them let's start another
What do you think about my penis?
I know there is already a porn thread, but let's dedicate this one to ass! First week here forgive if I repost anything xP
/b/ and soon to be r9k in a nutshell
At least the fucking board list before making a thread.
But /b/ is random! Everything goes!
In the words of moot himself, /b/ is not random. I don't have the screenshot on this hard drive but he explains that it's a board for things that don't belong anywhere else. I don't know why this isn't obvious to half of you.
/rant XDDD
>>29799719
/b/ - The Same Fucking Shit That's Been Here For Two Years
>cuck
>roastie
>chad
>nu-male
>SJW
>normie
jesus
>>29799768
>two years
>I'lI just leave this here
>ARCHIVE DIS SHIT!!!
Anyone else remember when this wasn't ironic
>>29799770
Don't really mind the others but cuck is overused and almost nonsensical most of the time, almost as bad as autistic was a few years ago.
>>29799661
I get you mang. Let us not the classic, but not less infuriating "if you dont like it why did you come here (to dislike)", which is basically the long version of ur just a h8r. There are so many inconsistencies with this argument that i cannot even know where to begin
>I'm. Going. To. Type. Like. This. To. Emphasize. My. Point.
>Error 404: X not found
>You're drunk X, go home
>Amen
>Plot twist: X
>>29799880
Also:
>I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
>>29799153
I know I shouldn't let all these phrases bother me, but they do and I can't help but feel utter contempt for the people who spew them.
>>29799153
>ITT: newfag calling newerfags newfags etc
The irony of this thread right now, where are you guys reading these things you're posting about?
when i erp in wow on /say
>umm wtf?
>doesn't matter, had sex
XDDD
> like if you're still watching this in July 2016
>>29799964
Ironically calling someone sir and speaking like a polite victorian englishman always makes me disproportionately mad...
>that.... that was awesome
>you.... I like you
>Still a better love story than Twilight.
>I find it hard to masturbate to this.
>Who's listening to this in [current year]?
>I am offensive and I find this _____
>>29800092
I don't even like 4chan all that much, shit's depressing but at least here I feel like Im interacting with actual human beings and not a race of creatures concocted by out of touch market researchers.
>Wait a second. This was posted on July 7th 2016.
>July 7th = 7 + 7 = 14
>2+0+1+6 = 9
>9 + 14 = 23
>23 - 20 = 3
>HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
>>29800167
you forgot
>hiding in the comment section too scary
>"dank" memes!:D
>>29800241
>Scroll up, you pussy.
>>anon said no thank you
>>burst into treats
>middle-class whites unironically using nigger twitter lingo
>>29800309
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
If only you could blank post with just an image this would be the best board oh well back to /v/
>what the fuck did i just watch
>that was Hitlerious mein kampfy chair is so kampfy ann frankly you should be jelous lolol guys are you offended yet?
>my favorite part of the song is from 0:00 to [ending time stamp]
>like this comment if you're here because you have good taste in music, not because you heard it on [TV show/videogame/etc.]
>what is love
>baby dont hurt me
>no more
>NO MORE
>no more :DD
0:00 <------ Free replay button! You're welcome
>I'm 14 years old and I think this music is much better then Justin Bieber xDdDddd
>thumbs up if [some meme e-celeb] sent you here!
>my significant other....
>First!
>Song:Darude Sandstorm
>cunny
>cummies
>boypucci
That's some pretty epic stuffs right here...
*grabs le nomnoms*
>It's a shame I have but one upvote to give you, sir
Or
>Someone posts a mildly crude joke
>"Take your upvote and leave"
Why did I give reddit a chance
>>29800254
Or dank anything for that matter
Fuck DANK man FUCK that fucking word what the fuck. Fuck the normies who think they're cool for saying "dank memes". FUCK THEM
>passive aggressive comment with ;) at the end
>>29801313
>Guy getting destroyed in a discussion
>Replies and ends with "Hope you have a great life! :)" or something to that effect
>>29799271
I know who's stupid.
>>29799591
this is the worst offender
why do people feel that their identity qualifies some opinion
>>29801090
>hubby
Literally the worst word on the internet; quality post, anon
>Post says something unordinary or disagrees with information taught in American public schools
wat
IM Me. 38/m/CA.
>>29799708
>Eternal Chanology
i want off this ride it is too epic for the lulz
> interwebs
> interbutts
> intertubes
>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>...
>yfw you realise old 4chan culture is reddit and 9gag tier now
>people actually take pride in being an old cancerous fag
>>29801216
Every time I unironically saw "XD" posted there I died a little inside
no one actually said "epic for the win" until Jessica Chobot said it
then everyone started saying it both ironically and unironically
thanks Chobot, you tight, blue-jean wearing piece of ass
>science has gone too far!
>look at all these ___ noobs!
>can confirm, am x
>>29799851
I disagree. There are some things that just straight up don't appeal to me. I don't like cartoons for example, so I don't go to /co/.
Fuck the word "hater" though.
Yeah I am a hater, I fucking hate you and everything you stand for.
>gg ez
>>29799770
Using the word normie as an insult has to be the saddest thing that occurs on this board.
as a passionate avant-memer i post-ironically embrace redditspeak of this variety
get on my fucking level
>>29802382
>ironic shitposting is still something something
>retard says xhe is a pansexual
>"so you like to fug pans??? xD"
My goodness it gets funnier every time!
>>29799770
Wow cuck dont get your roasties toasty
>kek
>wew lad
>based
>btfo
>>29799153
>Puns
IM GOING TO LEAVE THIS WORLD WITH THE SOUNDS
SOUNDS
SOUNDS
SOUNDS
SOUNDS
SOUNDS
SOUNDS
THE BEAUTIFUL DYYINNGGG S-OW-OW-OUNDSSS
>>29799153
>to each their own..
>twas but a joke!
> tis truly a fun game!
>you amuse me
> (blank) for the win xD
> ok now youre scaring me! XD
> SO RANDOM!
> (repeats the punchline of the video in the comments)
>>29799153
>Glorious beard
>:^)
>smug_reddit_girl.jpg
>pretty sure
>p sure
>p cool
>nopenopenopenopenopenopenopeoriginalecomentarino
:^)
cuck
roastie
desu famtaro
sperg
autism
anime is gay
(you)
>>29802997
Anime IS gay you autistic sperg.
>degenerate
>sperg
>go back to [other, less suitable board]
>cringe
>cringy
>Hey guys I've never greentexted before so hopefully I'm doing it right
>>29799676
dude yeah trump libcucks GET OUT HAHA make america great again fucking cucks. triggered?
>>29799153
Roody Poo Candy Ass
>I love my haters xD
*laughing crying emoji x 20*
but what do I do with all these internets lol?
>>29803441
that sure is one shitload of observers
>>29800095
fuck me dude those are awful
>*slow clap*
Some leddit ones
>Unpopular opinion here
>I'll probably be downvoted for this but...
>Welcome to the under 300 club!
>We have drinks, cookies and various other refreshments.
>af
ARGHGEIHKJGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've even seen it being used as a standalone comment
>SAVAGE
sfvksjfvnksjvndkfj
>>29801667
>tfw hate current 4chan memes and "culture"
>all the old 4chan things you used to enjoy just seem cringy.
>Tfw you are getting to old for this place
ITT: A-material
>>29803768
grow up and stop gumming up perfectly good shit-threads then.
>>29802107
fuck off NORMIE
NORMIE is the new JEW
NOR-MI-E
>>29803785
I wish I could
Dhsjd
Saw this thread and did a 360 out of it!!
>>29803250
That dog had rabies, they had to kill it, they had no otherway besides a shovelThough they could've cut his throat and ended doggo much faster.
>watch as [INSERT CELEBRITY HERE] breaks the internet!
>We're currently breaking the internet!
Fucking buzzfeed. I hate those cunts so fucking much. You don't just declare that you're breaking the internet. Someone else does it. Even then it's not like the whole internet cares about some whores nudes.
>>29799153
>I see what you did there
originalo
>>29804796
>normies honestly think that you can "break" the internet
despite this generation being supposedly technologically literate it still amazes me that so many people don't fucking understand how the internet works
case in point:
>watch as [celebrity] breaks the telephone!
no one would ever say this because it sounds absolutely retarded, and rightfully so
>(rhetorical question)? Yes. (Rhetorical question)? No.
>>29805108
goddamn it i see this on tv when an obviously force and faked "viral" thing spreads online
you know there are companies out there who get paid to make shit "viral"
if its a virus, it must be purged
>>29799813
Damn I haven't heard that in years.
>do it FOR THE LULZ
>>29799478
Do the zoomed words thing with this post. Reddit loves that
>Medic Paul I'm central intelligence agency
>if i take of that visard would that cause you death?
>Your huge xD
Stop it
As I get older the predictability of all these makes me feel good sometimes
pure shit in general im getting too fucking tired of
>hey guys late to the party
>hope this doesn't get buried
>send this to the top!
>choo choo karma train :P
>puns
>forced facebook memes that are obviously the workings of facebook hiring companies to try to shift internet culture entirely onto facebook
>oh why dont you make a better X
>this guy fucks
>u mad bro
>haha you have a conservative opinion? ur triggered haha!
>salty
>apply water to burn
>nigspeak its lit af senpai baka desu fleek on point with the squad we turnt thots lean dank
>spongebob memes
>self-deprecating tumblr humour
>pretending to be sassy online
>islam has nothing to do with it
>#yesallmen / yesallwomen etc
>this
>wow. just wow.
>sorry not sorry
>yaaaaaaaas
>clickbait
>random pseudo-4channers with anime pictures on youtube, facebook, twitter etc
>vaporwave AESTHETIC lol xp
>faith in humanity restored
>"the alt-right are so thin-skinned"
(although alt-right can get annoying and insular)
>lolol drumpf [current year] - used ironically or not
>kickstarter
>opinions everywhere
>celebrity says a thing
>somebody shot somebody, somebody's dead
>nerdy nu-male with an enlightened opinion
>manosphere hypermasculinity shit
>leftist emasculinsation
>political polarisation and radicalisation
(are there any centrists or moderates anymore?)
>politicising science
>youtube compilations le epic vines / triggered sjws
>everyone being an expert on everything you like
>"social media"
>anything with an -ism at the end
>the total lack of genuine empathy or emotion
>the hyper-glossy and plastic nature of TV shows
>movies being made in lower and lower quality
and I'm not even being cynical, I was more cynical before and less bothered by internet shit - but the internets gotten worse and I've become less cynical so it's balanced out
wake me up when the eternal september ends
>>29802107
On the contrary i think that saddest thing that happens to this board is you.
Now fuck off you normie fag
>>29805373
that's a pretty intensive list. why are you on the internet if you hate everything?
>Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind sirs! !!!
>>29805391
that's not everything, just most of the annoying stuff that has only come about recently
>>29805391
I'm a bit of an addict and occasionally i come across something that isn't annoying
I spend less and less time on the internet these days, but then I see a bus ad or something that just reinforces this internet stuff like an ad that says "McDonalds and chill" or something
It's hard to avoid that stuff though, everything permeates everything else now. this is what a borderless internet looks like, internet culture is not unique or specialised anywhere (i can't find it but theres an infographic showing how the internet used to be hundreds of thousands of sites and now its basically fb, twitter, instagram, youtube, 4chan, reddit, and journalism/clickbait sites)
and its all become some big shit stew
>>29805373
>yaaaaaaas
I have a tranny friend who does this.
Now I see why their murder rate is so high.
>>29805373
>haha you have a conservative opinion? ur triggered haha
Never the other way around, eh? Subhuman.
>totes magoats
>sup
>bro
>man
>mate
>shiggy diggy
>>29799153
>you do know [contestable statement], right?
I'm not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I post in a thread! (gone meme)
>Epic win! Dude like is this real? UNREAL! (insert current pop culture reference meme and the occasional attempt to seem nostalgic to a piece of media that was produced no longer than 4 years ago)
Optimistic and quirky, random, douche bags. Where did these faggots come from? I remember playing GTA V and there is this mission where you visit what is a parody of facebook HQ and this one employee you help explains that they are being forced to act quirky, spout memes in real life and say things like LMFAO, nice meme etc for business. I know its completely out of place but I understood what they were going for. Why does everybody try to force creativity and "quirky unpredictability" as if its actually funny or creative in any way? it just propagates annoying attitudes and garbage butchered vernacular flavor of the month meme spouting bullshit.
>>29805809
no it's SJWs who think they can reverse it to silence dissent
and all this [TRIGGERED] stuff tends to be cherrypicked too.
What happened to neutrality, nuance, perspective, and good argumentation?
it's a shit flinging fest, tar the other side and glorify your own
>How does one...
>>29805373
>>self-deprecating tumblr humour
absolute worst
>This.
>^
>+1
Fuck these people and their asslicking brown tongues
>I'm X and I find this offensive
>I'm offensive and I find this X
>>29806089
Fuck Stephan Molyneux
Fuck him hard, that little lice of shit.
And his cult too. Fuck that!
>>29801216
I used to go on 9gag
> le banana for scale
>>29799153
Here you go, OP.Original?
>>29799153
>I am an offensive and I find this X
>me gusta
>like a sir
>>29799153
go back to /s4s/ this is not nice board
>>29801667
>except for pepe, pepe is our evervigilant god who will protect us from normie scum with mighty Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>a smug idol of basement dwellers across the planet
>>29807342
i am sorry for the loss anon. must have been truly traumatizing.
