>Be retail wagecuck
>Big fat customer with a cart full of groceries
>She leaves her cart out to use the bathroom
>Take cart
>Put it in the backroom dairy cooler
>Wait for her to get out of the bathroom
>Look from afar
>She looks confused at first, then pretty angry
>She just walks out of the store
>Doesn't go back for her shopping
>Later I bring the cart up to the front and make one of the baggers put it all away.
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>29797850
>Patients come in with medical problems
>They expect me to treat them
>Give them lethal doses of morphine instead
>pee
>flush
>poo
>don't flush
Eeehhhheheheheh
>>29797850
Fucking danq
>>29797890
Haha anon that'll show those fucking normies.
>>29797850
Where should I start to cause some mischief?
>>29798194
Start by putting on a trip so everyone knows your identity. Being conspicuous is the #1 way to get away with mischief.
>>29798220
I mean in real life, smarty pants.
>>29798194
Start by killing yourself, tripfag.
Start on facebook Jirou, you fuckin normie
>>29797897
>be me
>live in India
>poo pee in toilet
>live in india
>poop on the beach
Stop bullying the Jirou!
>>29797850
>be pizzaman
>muslim comes in an buys pizza, specifies no bacon
>I put on bacon
>Visit general store
>Buy some shit i don't even need
>Dude says 'have a nice day'
>i don't
Normies btfo.
>>29798547
>be me at the beach
>put my towel on the sand
>notice a weird smell
>it's full of shit
>it didn't even smell or taste like dogshit
