Wtf is wrong with you?! Why do some of you have nails twice the size of the end of you finger? I'm not talking about a "coke-nail." I'm talking along all of your fingers. Are you just that gross you've given up all together. Fucking gross.
Short nails feel weird
I like not having that exposed skin
It's very satisfying to click my nails against a hard surface
>>29797483
guitar players have long nails for a reason nitwit
Only retards cut the whole white part off, you can't use them for anything and it just looks silly, besides long nails are cute even on guys
Long Nails are gross. I had to shake a guys hand once who had them. It just felt unclean. Long Nails should just give up on life.
all the better to tickle you with, my dear :^)
Bitten nail master race
>>29797483
I let them grow out now and then so it's easier to hold onto blunts and joints without burning myself.
I can't let mine grow too much or typing feels weird
men with long nails just seem creepy anyway
I hate arm hair and short nails.
>>29797565
No one's talking about guitar players. They're the exception to the rule. Even then there are alternatives, like fingerpicks.
>>29797638
you are literally my fingerganger
>>29797483
>Fucking gross.
It is. And they're annoying. And they're breakable. I never let them get too long now. I wouldn't want to accidentally scratch women when I manhandle them.
Life is agony for males with long nails. You short nailed normies don't know how lucky you are. I don't think ever had a day where someone sarcastically mentions my girlish nails.
>>29798249
Pfft, try being a male with painted nails.
>>29797575
I have never had a problem using my nails despite keeping them short, what the fuck are you on about
>>29798401
Its not actually that bad
>>29797638
The big is so large but I can't see shit.
>>29797483
Having longer nails has several biological advantages or else our nails wouldn't grow out as fast
>>29799726
Kind of spurious reasoning. It might have add advantages for use in the environment we evolved in, but the circumstances have changed and it might even be a hindrance.
>>29799726
Dude, life isn't like living in OZ. And God forbid a girl ask you to finger her.
I love putting things under the free edges of my nails. What I mean is like what you do when you're cleaning the shit out from under your nails, but I do it with pens, other finger nails, toothpicks, basically anything thin enough to get in there. I also like to do it with edges of paper and then squeeze so I can pick it up. Never far enough that it hurts, it just feels good to do it.
>>29799265
Lmao try harder to fish for attention
>>29800057
>giving away (You)s like that
>>29798067
be my bf please anon
>>29800002
I think this might be a real symptom of autism.
long nails fucking trigger me too
>>29797483
I used to be like that but I cut them just recently so I could play guitar better
>>29802506
Does it make you better or worse? Cuz some dude said he kept them gross to play guitar.
>>29797483
I don't really care much to keep up the appearance of being a normalfag and it feels weird if my nails are too short. I generally end up keeping my nails long enough to extend past the edge of the finger at all times and clip them when they start interfering with typing or gaming. I'm not sure if it was an indication that I should trim them or not, but I've been told I have nice nails on occasion by people at cash registers.
Would you prefer a guy who bites his nails or a guy who grows his nails way longer than he should?
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>>29797483
Easy virgin indicator
>>29797514
Literally this.
>>29804700
Mine are about this long, I guess.
I tend to forget. This level of maintenance is something normies do
>tfw girly hands with long nails
I'm a hand trap
reeeeeeee these fuckers get to keep their long nails
I would actually like long nails so I could play guitar with them instead on fingerpicks, but my nails are as weak as my self esteem.
>>29805721
I'm guessing you don't shave or brush your teeth either.
>>29804700
I just want to take a scissors to them.
I like mine a tad bit longer than pic related. We have nails for a reason. It's functional.
Really short nails are disgusting and you're asking to cut into the non white part of your nails or even your flesh.
>>29797638
point in case. This makes me gag. Not even my toenails look that vile.
>>29805800
>mr. guitar long nails meme
stop.
i had a guy in high school that had huge nail on his little finger and it was disgusting to look at, even as a transgender male, i can't imagine how the girls felt seeing that.
>All the people in this thread defending this shit.
Long nails are literally the most obvious sign that you're an autistic loser who doesn't care about his appearance.
>>29798249
What the fuck? Just clip them you moron.
There's no such thing as naturally short nails you have to keep them short yourself.
Stop making excuses you disgusting autist.
>>29808255
Agreed. This is something so obviously against the grain that you can't possibly allow it to happen without either being autistic or doing it on purpose to seem edgy.
Even this shit >>29797638
is more acceptable in society than having long nails, even though it is admittedly disgusting as well.
I bet all of you complaining about this have literal shit under your nails
>>29808318
Long Nails get gross shit under them. So they look kind black.
>>29808255
>>29808296
The kiwi samefagging is disgusting.
>>29797565
What is a guitar pick?
>>29797483
>>29797638
>>29798067
>>29799265
>>29802442
>>29804700
>>29805800
>>29808196
I hate seeing those fucks with long finger nails
Even worse is when you see some manchild who bites his nails.
Its really not that fucking hard to cut your nails, cut them with scissors it doesn't really matter, looks infinitely better then some retard that can't get rid of something he did when he was 5 years old.
If they're clean, who cares.
>>29808278
You're asking him to mutilate himself? What the actual fuck?
>>29797483
It's really hard to open cans and shit if you don't have nails
>>29810150
>>29797638 and >>29799265 are not long though
>>29797638
>having those nails which are 2x shorter than regular nails
You're a fucking freak.
>>29810150
I would do my nails like this if I wouldnt be beaten and thrown out of my house.
>>29797483
I usually keep my nails on my right hand longer for pic related.
I don't grow them out this long anymore.
>>29811150
Still better than biting them I guess
>>29797483
But they're handy.
Well, maybe I need all my fingers to do coke off of. Gotta clip the index though. That's the pussy finger.
>>29811150
>how to spot people that dont go outside ever
"cut your nails bro....... how you gonna fingerbang them sluts with those nails tho XD XD"
NORMIES FUCKING LEAVE ME AND MY FINGERNAILS ALONE AND GET THE FUCK OUT
>>29797514
You shouldn't have exposed skin, that means you're cutting too much off
You should trim them so that you can still use your nails to pick and scratch with but that they're not so long and gross
