>Shut in and doesn't get outside due to embarrassing

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2016-07-07 22:32:41 Post No. 29796687
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 22:32:41 Post No. 29796687 [Report]

>Shut in and doesn't get outside due to embarrassing social events in the past
>Just takes out the trash every week or so
>Decided to take out the trash one night
>3 am
>Feels so gassy
>Look around, no one's there
>Breaks a fart and feels relief
>Hears someone laughing
>It's my neighbor playing on his phone on the door of his house
>Night was so silent anything can be heard
>Play it cool and return to my home
>Never got outside for a week
>Finally went outside to go to the market, saw my neighbor on the way
>He stops me to introduce his friends to me
>"This is Anon! We call him the Silent Wind in The Dark! He's sneaky and silent"
>I can see him trying so hard to not laugh
>His friends don't know what's he's talking about
>I pretended I don't know what he's talking about

One week. One week and I'm moving out. Even when I don't socialize I get these stuff. I'm tired.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 22:42:49 Post No.29796856
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This doesn't seem made up.

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 22:50:21 Post No.29797012
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 22:50:21 Post No.29797012 [Report]

>caring when other men hear you fart
Fucking why? You souldve ripped one in front of your neighbors faggot friends

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:11:40 Post No.29797397
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:11:40 Post No.29797397 [Report]

>We call him the Silent Wind in The Dark! He's sneaky and silent
why cant normalfags into humor

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:15:10 Post No.29797458
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:15:10 Post No.29797458 [Report]

Why are farts so funny
Thanks for the story OP

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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:17:10 Post No.29797488
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Anonymous 2016-07-07 23:17:10 Post No.29797488 [Report]

>>29796687
>Even when I don't socialize I get these stuff.
have you considered that the fact that he had nothing else to judge you on other than the fact that you're a hermit and fart loudly right in front of him, he might give you """these stuff"""? generally speaking, you have to socialize with people for them to understand you / gain a positive opinion about you. why do people think not socializing gives them a get out of jail free card from social criticism.... even as a robot i never expect that sort of freedom. you're responsible for your own reputation.