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> you could be born in first world, but you have been born in russia
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Boy Russia sure is a shit show, abandon buildings, stray dogs, corrupt cops, broken roads, evil government, drunks, egotistical society... I mean the lost goes on, feels bad man
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>i will never squat in a circle with my gopnik friends

You need to take advantage of your surroundings.
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I'm you will catch up one day...
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>>29795433
Modern russia look like fallout. Gray, corrupted sky, destroyed by time buildings, broken roads... And people with new electronic devices.
>>29795435
What? Those people are only interested in drinking beer/vodka and discussing about scoring chix. Even when they like computer games, they like something like CS or Dota2.
>>29795473
What does that mean? I'm quite bad at english
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Come to Norway. We're quite welcoming, and there's lots of Russians here to bond with. The language is easy to learn.
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>>29795553
Lol how is the sky corrupted??? It's just further north than most western countries.

Norway Sweden and Finland all have gloomy skies too

Btw I live in California and I hate that shit I want to go back to gloomy skies
Fucking hate the sun and yellow light
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>>29795972
We got fuked up weather. In winters it's -40 in summer it's +35. And it's normal weather, not extreme one. Also we got tonns of FUCK-GREENS production.
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>>29795433
>corrupt cops
>evil government

Is this a real problem or just a meme? Would the average policeman on the street expect a bribe?
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>>29795972
>Btw I live in California and I hate that shit
I would take that in a heartbeat. I live in the UK and its been overcast here for the past month.
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>>29795329
At least your women are hot as fuck.
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>>29795329
Probably better than being born in brazil.
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>>29795329
>Results of a controversial poll taken in 2006 stated that over 35% of Russians would vote for Stalin if he were still alive.
>In a July 2007 poll, 54% of the Russian youth agreed that Stalin did more good than bad while 46% (of them) disagreed that Stalin was a "cruel tyrant". Half of the respondents, aged from 16 to 19, agreed Stalin was a wise leader.
for ze motherland!
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>>29796065
Yes that is weather I like
Really cold winter and warm summer

In California I go from one lecture to another I'm fucking drenched in sweat
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>>29796132
> Is this a real problem or just a meme?
That depends.

If you are just living here and don't making everything wrong you won't even been in local polieve station (just like me).

If you are nigger-tire criminal, you will be jailed for your sins and for some additional crimes, that you wasn't commited, because local judje don't wanna see criminals on the streets.

>>29796190
I want to lieve in shemale paradise and have eventually be chopped by machete.

It's much better than die of alchogol poisonong, because there is nothing else to do here.
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>>29796151

>I would take that in a heartbeat.
>California

Nigga don't do it. Taxes are fucking bonkers, liberals are feral, and you can't even own a real gun anymore, it's out of control.
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>>29796286
Still better than the inbred isles of no weapons allowed.
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>>29796201
To be honest, oldies were fucked by leaders for a long time, so they want to be fucked by stalin, because we were strong. Being strong and fucked is much better than being weak and poor and also fucked.

Newkids just think that it could be not-raping reign in russia, so they will vote for memes and clowns.
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>>29796262
If you were staying in someone else's house, what would you call the hosts? We had a Russian exchange student here and he kept referring to us as "sir" anon and "miss" anon.
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>>29795433
>modern Russia is a bad place
I'd take it over living in cucknadia or britainstan anyday
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>a majority of people actually believe Russia is still the USSR despite it ceasing to exist over 2 decades ago
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>>29796355
>actually believe Russia is still the USSR
Really? Is it mostly older people who don't know about the internet?
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>>29796351
Depends on age. If they are older than me i will call them sir and miss too, but if they are same age as me i will call them by full names. I also coud bet that he just coudn't remember your names, so he call you depending by gender and famylyname.
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>>29796425
It was just funny, also at meal time he asked us what the word fanny meant.
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>>29796452
How old is he? We got utter-shit school education, his parent may just bribe teacher to visit him countries abroad.
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>>29796483
Probably around 18, this was an exchange visit to the UK btw.

There were also other students both male and female that attended my college for a while, which was a welcome change compared to all of the British slags we have around here.
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>>29796538
> around 18
> UK
> college
He is just dumb, but were born in russia-tire rich famyly. Don't mind him, he will fail at stydy and go back
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>>29796599
You think he could have been from a rich family? Also he was obsessed with anime so maybe he posts here sometimes.
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>>29796630
If his famyly coud afford feeding and lieving in uk for a while it were upper-class famyly (because we haven't got middle class people). Obessing with anime and visiting imageboards is thing that kewl schoolboys doing here.
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>>29796190
Don't even tell me about it... Quero sair dessa merda.
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No ya radil'sya v Rossii, anon.
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>>29796286
Why are guns so important to virgins who dont leave the house? Some of you actually have the balls and money to purchase one but most dont, so why is it important California has tight gun laws?

By the way, this is coming from a pro-2nd amendment Floridian. I dont agree with Cali laws but gun laws wouldnt make or break a hypothetical move since I dont own them
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>>29796853
Polniy pizdez, kak s etim zhit'?
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>>29797046

Shto ti imeyish vidu? Kak menshe mozhno matom, pazhalusta.

I live in the first world now, if that is what you mean. Se-Sheh-A is not a perfect place either, not even close.
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Russia has the best women

Fact
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>>29796065
Literally Minnesota
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>>29797125
V moyom lichnom chatike yest' odin is a-sa-shay, on priehal tuda na kanikuli, a negr prostrelil emu gorlo i tulovishe, on uzhe chetire goda tam s trubkoi v gorle sidit, Zhutko batthertit ot otsutstviya grazhdanstva - ne mozhet oformit' kartu plastikovuty, fig vam, a ne pokupka igr, pokupayet pre-paid karty steam v mestnom wallmarte.

A ya voobshe oficialno debil, mne ne prava na mashinu, ni normal'nuyu rabotu dazhe tut ne dadut. Ostayetsa podrabativat' i poluchat' pensiu - 16k rubley, chto okolo 250$.
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>>29795329
I ktf, yob tvoy mat'
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>>29797252

Kakoi uzhahs. Ochen ni-udachno. Negri yobanniye.

Always sorry to hear of brothers in suffering. But you are in USA also? I'm not exactly understanding.
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Chuvaki

Inastranits kotori napolovoni Russki i govorit na Russkom, smog be prosto naiti Russkayu devku shtob zhenitse?
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>>29795329
> you could be born in first world, but you have been born in russia
No, no you couldn't if your parents live in russia you gonna be born there too. Fuck logic?
this in't the lottery..
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>>29797255
Chto za ktf?

>>29797305
Nope, i'm suffering in moscow downtown.
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>one chance at life
>born in Canada
>everyone is a numale
>tfw no slav squat bros
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Uhm, I thought russia was pretty cool, but, it's not....
I'll visit St. Petersburgo... someday
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>>29797335
>>29797308
Zachem tebe zenitsha to? Ti to nebos' molodoi, shutlivyi
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>>29797308
Da legko, blyad'. Pizduesh na sosach v /soc/ ili na dobrochan v /dt/, pishesh pervoi tyan, govorish chto inostranec, no utochnyaesh, chto ne churka.
>>29797346
What is numale? I'm not into western memes, they are quite hard for me.
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>born in spain
>everyone is a NEET or a wageslave earning less than 10k a year
>no NEETbux

My whole life is a meme.
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>>29795683
liar

irigignal
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>>29797385
Peterbourg is meme city, full of western degenerates and drunk finns.
>>29797386
Dva raznih postera
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>>29797385
St. Peter. and Moscow are all right, but you should be careful of 'himmash' district in Peter
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>>29797439
Oh fuck, no. It's in Ekaterinburg. My bad.
elMoscviano
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>>29797385
Also ask any russian about date of your arrival. It coud match of some army's holiday, so they will beat out any non-russian.
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>>29797478
They are mostly beating churka, isn't they?
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>>29797512
Shouldn't it be >aren't they?
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>>29797392
Spain is shit... Adolescentes "cools" fumando mariajuana y haciendose los "cools".... Espana esta lleno de normies
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>>29797335

xexe that image. I love shit like that. post anything else you have, please.

at least in the capital you have opportunities. Is it really 50% asiatic-tatar-chorny in moscow now like they say?
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>>29797478
>>29797439
>>29797417

Wow, so, Russia it's like south-america?
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>>29797542
It were my, self-made images.
>>29797567
You won't get choped by machete here, you will be stabbed for 1-2 times. Also, no funny animals like monkeys, only deers, wolfs and bears.
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>>29797567
No. Only poor districts of Moscow and St. Peter.
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>>29797621
Oh... So, russia is shit in any form
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>>29797672
Lies russia strong, we gat nukes'n'shit
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>>29795553
he meant to say "i'm sure you'll catch up one day" meaning that russia will catch up to first world countries
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>>29798024
We're turning shit faster and faster. Will became orthodox christian teocraty in 10 years.
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>>29797478
>the qts marching for lenin
please take me there
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>>29795329
>> you could be born in first world, but you have been born in russia

Sucks, tovarisch-brah.

I haven't met too many Russians IRL, but the ones on here have been quite chill.

Hope things look better for you guys, and sooner than posle dozhdika v chetverg.
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