I'll start:
>why don't you ever talk, anon? Are you retarded?
>When you get a girlfriend...
>I broke up with bae, I'll never love again! BAWW!
>Yeah, we were just thinking about going out to celebrate event...
>>Oh, sorry. Did you think we were inviting you?
>Why do you look so sad? You can tell us.
>Why do you always look so angry?
>Woah you scared me! Didn't see you there
>>29794800
>>Oh, sorry. Did you think we were inviting you?
Oh Jesus! I've never been hit with that one before, but that would absolutely crush me.
>>29794843
Is this a legitimate one? I've never heard this before.
No interest today, lads?
>>29794898
I get this all the time but apparently not
>why don't you ever talk, anon?
Because I have no fucking interest in talking to you, cunt.
>Don't worry anon, things will get better. They always do :^)
>"You don't say much."
>"Well if I had something to say to you I would say it."
>awkward silence
The absolute mad man I was
>anon why would you want new clothes, new stuff anyways? You don't even have friends, you don't even go out. Better use if I buy that for your brother
>"So you're a shy/quiet/mellow guy, huh?"
If I spend prolonged time with a person, they will eventually ask this. Happens whenever I'm getting to know new people.
People like me are not fit for this world.
>>29794843
At least they're polite about it. I have problems with accidentally being a ninja and nobody noticed me until I said something. Then they would think I'm creepy.i guess I am
>jee, anon, why did you cum inside? I have a boyfriend, you know.
>>29796328
haha everytime man
>anon you look sad all the time, you know being happy is a choice right?
>you look like a school shooter, haha
When I read this I feel sad for you guys but on the other hand you NEED to put things back in perspective. If people are talking to you, they're expecting you to talk back to them, for fucks sake. People who're always quiet are boring as fuck and might as well not exist at all, for all that'd change. It's like being a closet artist and keeping your work for no one's eyes but yourself.
I know how hard it is to sperg out and have nothing to say but I know it's just social anxiety and a good ol kick of stopping giving a fuck may heal you back to speech. Plus, you really have to be an idiot to make things worse by speaking up. There's like a 10% chance of things going wrong if you talk, against 100% of them if you don't. So please anons, get over yourselves.
>>29796639
>How'd you know?
>Witnesses must die.
>>29796676
One time when somebody told me I looked like a school shooter, I told them they would be my first victim
>maybe one day you'll even bring a girl over
>when I was your age I had already fucked my teacher
>>29796651
Die, normalfag. REEEE
>>29796651
I get where you are coming from but what you dont understand is that we dont choose to be this way
>hurr durr just respond
its not that simple, normalfag
>Just go to class and make friends
>I do it every semester and make tons of friends
>>29794843
>Woah you scared me! Didn't see you there
>Woah you scared me! Didn't see you there
>Woah you scared me! Didn't see you there
>>29794848
That was one of the more mild responses.
The best one was when my "friends" (I spent 6 months with no friends until I found a new, albeit smaller and more autistic, group as soon as it happened) said, and I try to quote:
>Fuck off, we don't want you to come along.
>>29796651
I've got my own shit to do, I don't need to babysit fucking normie turds begging for social attention and expecting to be entertained. Look after yourself and fucking leave me alone, get it through your little pea of a head that it's not okay to harrass people.
>>29796651
Im an extreme introvert. I cant help it. I like to listen to people talk and think about what im hearing but i never say anything.
Its just who were are, we cant change that overnight. Unless you give us a script and an acting position, we probably could.
>sorry I don't date retards
>>29795821
Then maybe learn some thing to talk about sperglord.
>house is being remodeled
>sister and I are silently painting a room together
>can overhear conversation between other people working together in other rooms
>sister groans
>''why do I have to be stuck with the boring one?''
>>29797171
Sounds either you are an autist trying to redpill a girl or she is spergy white trash.
>>29797209
Do you feel like a big guy now?
>>29797280
Did you feel smart when you told the guy that? There was probably silenced because he hobo zoned you.
>back in highschool
>some guy always asked me questions like OP's or generaly "Why are you so quiet"-questions
>overhear another classmate talking to him to tone it down because "anon might shoot up the school one day"
>>29796651
i'm sorry but i'm not alive to be your entertainment
"The monster has emerged from his cave"
>>29797221
i hope you made her paint the room alone after that
>>29794717
I wanted to participate in this thread but then I realized I havent talked with anyone for so long.
>>29795875
Fucking this.
And this cunt making fun of me if I grow balls and decide to go for a walk, like "YOU, finally going outside?!" followed by retarded laughter and telling everyone I went outside like it's a huge achievement.
>>29797221
She's probably your imouto, right?
>>29794717
>Why do you even need a phone?
I haven't had a cellphone in years...
>>29797353
>>29796676
>>29796639
Does situation with schools really that bad in America?
non-Anglo
>>29795739
Let's not lie, You do have an interest in talking to them. Your social anxiety is just crippling you. Don't try and pretend you don't wanna talk to anyone
>>29797690
It happens quite a bit but no one really notices because we dont say anything to anyone about it. Its basically bullying on a low level.
>>29797741
I know, what are the chances that ZERO women are worth talking to? How could their conversations be undesirably banal? Unbelievable! I detect a hint of chauvinism here.
>sorry, but it'd be weird to bring you anon
>no offence but you probably wont be allowed in anon...
>i didn't think you'd be into parties and stuff anon, you don't look like it
>um where are your other friends anon?
>wooow! watch out! anon is being a badass! (after i swear or get visibly annoyed)
i got a lot of "why are you so quiet" questions before but it didnt bother me as much as the above mentioned.
>Why are you so retarded ?
>Why are you so weird ?
>You know you aren't funny, right ?
>Why do you have to ruin everything ?
>I hope you fucking die, scum
>Do you have down's ?
>Stop talking to me
>You're pathetic
>>29794843
>>Woah you scared me! Didn't see you there
>am 6'4
>300lbs
>haha anon you scared me, didn't notice you
>>29794717
>are you limited to 5 words a day or something?
>i feel like you don't know anything about social life
also, overheard:
>it's so weird? who doesn't know how to talk to people?
>yeah, anon is weirdfuck you o
>>29794848
>>29797113
recently, i was working with a club at university on an event that the group organized, and they gathered a group to go drive to some store and pick something up, and they were talking about who should go
and I just asked, "so who's going?"
and the chad of the group just without skipping a beat "not you. so don't ask"
and i felt so bad it made me cry and i just walked back and went to some bench and cried and a stacy comes and tries to console me saying 'don't worry we all like you here'
fuck my life
>Why you are so arrogant, anon?
>You are so cruel...Well, they said it 'cause I were laughing when we were having a class about Nazis-Commies-Japs crimes during ww2
Also
>ever going to parties
How pleb can you be, Anon?
>>29797690
No, people just bully you with it.
I remember one time the middle school had a big convocation on self-harm and cutting
>signs are people who look stressed, angry, have bags under their eyes
>wear long sleeves
>etc
>bunch of people point me out and stuff because I'm wearing long sleeves and I look angry because I don't want to be at the stupid convocation, have bags under eyes because I stay up late
>everyone makes a big deal about it
>>29798099
Bully? I'm not a native English speaker and maybe I don't get something, but how can you insult someone using such words? Btw, that's totally about me.
>wear long sleeves
>bags under eyes
>autistic and don't talk to anyone
I have only one scar, though.my brick is very old, don't bully please
>>29797741
No, I genuinely have few things to say at all. I'm a boring person desu.
>>29796639
Jesus christ i know that feel, even my own family have said that i look like a serial killer or a school shooter.
>>29798523
>just bought new rifle
>haha anon don't shoot up a school or anything xD
>>29798285
It's mostly just singling you out. The school shooter thing means that you look weird or antisocial, and to me personally it's this implication that I'm a horrible person that wants to kill other people, which is insulting to me.
>This thread
Kek, i can imagine how all of you do actually look
Just remember to not hate on normies since if you guys meetup all together, you would still talk shit to other guys anyway
It's how society works
>>29798824
>t. normie
orig
>>29798841
If you really think about it, everyone is a "normie" as soon you are socializing and typing about your life
A true anormalfag would have depression and never browse the internet
>>29798903
>anormalfag
You really are new here, aren't you? People here are robots.
>>29798939
Hahaha oh young boy
Anyway, nice to read this thread and making this thread to page 1
>Ohh, anon is talking!
>>29796639
>when you've been told this
>at your job
>>29796227
WOAH FUCK! you startled me. Do you have to be so sneaky all the time?
>>29796492
Happiness is in fact a choice (to a certain degree), but a lot of people believe consciously/sub-conciously that they don't deserve it for what ever reason
>>29799466
So if they can't help it, it isn't a choice.
>>29797221
I'd probably respond calmly with "fuck you too" or "biatch". I hate myself so much I get hyperactive when someone insults me
>>29797402
Does that really offend you?
Be <5'5 manlet.
>aww, little Anon!!!!
Tell normie to stop calling me that. It gets under my skin.
>oh I'm sorry little Anon teehee I did it again! XD
>>29797872
Who's the inconsiderate prick, bitch or bastards that would say things like that?
Why is everyone so sensitive?
Most people would just overlook these and not fixate on them.
>>29797933
Why cry in public?
There's only two acceptable places to cry: funerals and the Grand Canyon.
>>29799476
It's one of those things that take 'effort'. You have to accept and believe what you are. It's cliche as fuck though
>>29799899
>Literally just be yourself
>Just be confident bro
>You just don't want to put in the effort
Fuck off this board, man.
>>29799866
>There's only two acceptable places to cry: funerals and the Grand Canyon
Why the fuck would you cry at a funeral?
>>29795821
There is literally nothing wrong with this. Pure blunt honesty is beyond reproach.
>>29796651
>If people are talking to you, they're expecting you to talk back to them, for fucks sake.
And they say we have problems with entitlement. Fuck off and die.
>>29799914
It's pretty much the natural way of doing it. We are all anchored by reality, which is pretty much always shitter than expectations or fantasy. Also I noticed a lot people here don't want help
>>29799732
i was 6'3" (now 6'6") and I picked a girl up by the throat and threw her across a classroom for doing this to my best friend who was 5'0" in highschool (we're both 25, he's still only 5'2").
Until then I had been the gentle giant who didn't say much and just doodled in his book and read horror novels. When it happened, no one ever bullied me or my bro again.
>>29800223
Hey you're fucking amazing man. I know it's cliche but I teared up a bit reading this post.
Thanks for being a true bro.
>>29797933
Jesus anon, that's brutal.
>>29794800
>>29794717
>>29795788
Golly, anons, I'm sorry. I thought I had it rough, but no sir
>>29796639
I'm probably the only one who doesn't get bothered by that
>>29797872
4chan doesn't fall under the normie category anon
>>29794717
How do you think they feel? you creep everyone out by being silent. It's not mysterious. It's creepy.
>you're going to die alcoholic and alone anon, nobody will ever love you
I was about 5 minutes away from asking her on a date, really dodged a bullet there
>>29799404
My job involve me being around a lot of women, typically middle aged house wives. I'm a pretty quiet guy so I end up startling them quite a bit when I come up them to ask a question.
>>29800529
sounds like she did
>>29798285
I wear long sleeves to hide my severe eczema
>>29794717
>I'm watching you
>You're going to die down here
>Be me in highschool
>Talking to normalfag kid that I sometimes play vidya with on weekends
>Stacy walks up
>They start talking
>Notice I'm not saying anything
>"Oh, Anon is afraid of talking to girls."
>>29800544
She probably did. Still really hurt though
>Oh my god, you are such a loser
>tfw a qt jewess I was talking to in high school said this to me
>>29800469
It's more comfortable if you 'cup' your non-trigger hand where the receiver and magazine meet
>>29797209
Why the fuck is he required to talk in first place? And yes it's pretty reasonable, never had problems saying that.
>>29800535
Gah! Fuck, you did it again
>>29796651
Fuck off normie ffs
>>29797933
I wouldn't put up with that shit.
also If they honestly liked you they'd tell Chad to choke on a dick. What club is it?
>>29799923
>being edgy
Here's your (you).
Once I entered a party I was invited to and random normalfag said to me:
>Oh god anon you look like a retard *smug laugh*
Even the normies around him felt disgust for him but y'know how it goes for them...
>>29800947
It was a joke, fag. It said one of the acceptable places to cry publically was the Grand Canyon, which I'm guessing is a joke. So I was joking about a joke
>social anxiety
>quiet, never start conversations with people I don't know
>terrible with greetings, introductions, and small-talk stuff
>as a result regularly get into awkward situations and drop my spaghetti
And yet was never been bullied in school or anywhere else really. I felt like even if most people didn't understand me they still respected me enough to leave me alone. Meanwhile my outgoing, quirky friend attracted all kinds of attention to himself and was humiliated on a regular basis despite not actually being that much of a faggot.
Is it a body language thing? Is it about clothes and hygiene? Success (or lack thereof) in sports or academics? Self-confidence? I just never understood how I could be such a dorky autist and never be bullied.
I've gotten the school shooter one.
Friends that know me though always say I give off a calming sweet energy, though.
One of my favorites that starts with a smile and ends in a frown:
>anon is so hot!
>yeah he's pretty cute... Shame he's weird as fuck though
I also had a close friend of mine tell me she thought I was hot until I opened my mouth and she realized how autistic I was.
>>29801108
Nothing I said was a joke, and it didn't seem like you were joking either.
>>29801108
but your joke sucked
>>29794717
>Sometimes I just avoid you.
BEST FRIEND OF 6 YEARS.
>>29799923
i like your joke anon
>>29801267
That isn't necessarily personal. As an introvert it can be tiring to be around even your closest friends and family for extended times.
>>29801221
My joke was great. Fuck off
>>29801201
Without any sort of context people are going to think crying in a big hole is a joke
>>29801274
fuck you
(fucking original cancer)
>>29794717
>Today I dreamed about you, I think... It was a nighmare
This comment is going to be trips. I just know it
>"you should talk more! Come on, say something!"
>"haha, I never heard anon speak before."
>"Come on, anon"
>they all watch and feel obligated to speak so I dont look weird
>mumble something awkwardly
>silence
>everyone just stares and then proceeds to ignore me again and chat among themselves
Why do they even bother asking if they don't care?
>>29801492
>failing this bad
>>29800947
I don't understand how someone who doesn't acknowledge the existence of a soul can find death sad
Makes me think that they're actually crying for themselves, not for the person who died
>>29801372
You haven't been to the Grand Canyon have you?
>>29801515
>le deep
>>29801521
I never even been to the US, never mind a big hole in the ground
>who do you like anon?
>fuck man.... Don't wanna break your heart or anything but..... There's no hope
Thanks for the confidence david
>A time will come when darkness shall reign upon the earth, and when it comes, I shall grasp your soul with a spiritual hand and crush it with the might of the fallen.
fucking normies
>>29801536
>le depshit
>>29801553
Why is everyone outside the U.S sarcastic and pessimistic about literally everything?
>>29801577
That's kinda of a broad statement to make
>>29801123
maybe the schools you went to weren't bad. I went to a ghetto ass elementary and middle school and got bullied a bit, but for high school I went to one of the best in the country (not really) and everyone was pretty cool
>>29801577
I might have noticed, not sure how true it is, as an Aussie that in day to day conversation Americans don't use irony and sarcasm as much - and can get offended by what seems to be just a natural way of speaking for me. At the same time, America really is the birthplace of some incredibly ironic and self-deprecating humour. Pynchon, Kauffman, these are uniquely American and you wouldn't see them anywhere else.
>>29794717
I haven't had a friend in years. I haven't had a conversation with someone my own age in literally a year and a half.
All I can remember is when I was in middle school and random people would walk up to me and say "I hate you" or "You know, everyone hates you". The infuriating/depressing part was that I always kept to myself. They hated me because I was afraid of talking to them because I knew they hated me.
Normies are cruel, sadistic, and savage beasts.
>>29801553
It's not a hole, it's a giant ditch
Long ago, when this land was ruled by men of great stature, there was great harmony, and people traveled from all corners of the land to participate in the development of a colossal city, which would become the capital of all nations
but alas, they never even finished digging the foundation
>>29794717
>friend invites me to his gfs house
>go
>meet her kid sister
>oh hey anon, why are you so ugly
Kids know just what to say that hurts the most.
>>29801742
And it's like you don't want to tell her the truth,
that your ancestors were driven from their homeland and imprisoned as slaves and tortured for centuries while they had everything they produced stolen from them and sold off to strangers
Like children shouldn't have to hear that..
makes me wonder what kind of vile shit her parents talk about...
>>29800529
Once a girl asked me to touch her, kinda like a game, but I refused for some reason, then she told me I'll probably die alone, long time ago, but oh no, not me, I never lost control, you're face to face with the man who... sorry ( this was real doe, and she was right, I guess)
>>29797161
i actually just do that, its effective, it takes a time but you can come up with a personality and a script to talk to people
>>29800738
>Youre the one from my dreams
Finally said to me by an old man, not a girl, ughh
>>29800031
every time i am myself with someone i end up in an awkward silence or just people thinking im weird as fuck.
I have to fake it, or else i'm doomed. I can only take to people that i actually trust. Thats why i dont talk.
>>29802017
The grill I like told me that, that she dreamed I was more "normal"
i have a pretty thick skin, but for some reason, compliments hurt me really bad. One of the worst that i can remember was
>"i don't want the teacher to explain this to me, i want YOU to do it, you are smarter than her"
i felt like shit for weeks after that, and i don't even know why.
>>29801717
>I hate you
>You know? Everyone hates you
I feel you. This hits me so hard even to this day
>you should socialize a lot more!
heh i did it and it backfired when I tried. But again, this was back then when I was siper into vidya crap and an obese beta orbiter.
>tfw not even an introvert but still quiet so people think I'm autistic
>>29802087
Well how often are you 'yourself' around people? because you'll need more time to truly be relaxed with yourself in public. It comes natural to these 'normies' because they've been 'themselves' in public for years to point that it's the norm for them
>>29801717
You prolly were a dick if we're being honest here. Still, you prolly coulda just not let it get to you, m8.
>very anxious, the group i'm in has been talking for a while and i haven't said anything yet
>decide to speak up
>"OH, YOU CAN TALK! HAHA"
>why are your eyes like that anon
>haha you have googly eyes anon
It's not like I can help it I was born crosseyed you bitch.
It hurts even worse because I was nothing but nice to the person who said that too
>>29802166
>someone compliments you for doing nothing special
>feel like shit because you think you don't deserve that
>feel worse because you think you could do better
For fucks sake, just treat me like trash, that's all I'm asking
>>29794800
i want to gut the normies that say "bae" like the fucking pigs that they are
>>29801577
Why are you so fucking salty?
>>29794717
>normies
>speaking to me
I fucking wish.
I do.
>>29797872
>Do you have down's?
Got this one before but it was regarding autism and they were entirely serious.I don't think I do ;___;
>>29802942
Because my brother is Pepper
>at community college doing homework on the computer
>tall with broad shoulders, but ugly face
>a Stacy comes in and sees me from behind and gets excited
>walks over to me with a huge smile on her face
>she sees my face and her smile instantly turned into a frown
>she walks away and sits on the other side of the room
I know she was out of my league but it still hurt really bad. It made me feel like a disgusting sack of shit.
>>29804289
well that's why plastic surgery was invented
How am I supposed to respond to 'don't talk much do you?' I have no idea how they expect me to start a conversation with that. And that's the thing with normies, I'm apparently the one who has to instigate, 9 times out of 10 they give me a rhetorical question like that then complain to their pack that I'm a serial killer or whatever.
>>29800609
i WEAR LONG SLEEVES TO HIDE MY CUTS
INB4 ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CUT. IM A FUCKING NIGGER
>You'll meet someone someday anon
When's someday? Tomorrow? Next Year? 20 Years from now? At my deathbed?
>Someday :^)
>talking to normies at group table
>they're super chads, talking about girls
>i dont really say anything until chad #3 says
>"i cant really ever see anon getting a girl, he just isnt an attractive guy in general"
>laugh it off
>REEEing inside
>why are you always such a killjoy anon
i wish i knew
>>29799923
Could be tears of joy.
>>29797495
Ow my fucking God they do that with everything for me and just won't stop.
>Why are you always playing as a girl?
>Why don't you have any friends?
>Do you talk to anyone?
>Why are you sweating?
>Did you have friends in high school?
>Do your parents know about this?
>"whats wrong anon"
>i finally open up, i have never opened up before then, then mid-sentence
>"shut up i don't care"
never talked to anyone at school again unless totally nessecary
>>29808319because i want to be a girl
>>29796156
>implying mellow is an insult
everytime some normie has called me mellow, it's been a signal to bust out the blunt and fire one up
>>29808319
I dont get this one. I prefer picking/creating more aesthetically looking character.
>>29808393
>I prefer picking/creating more aesthetically looking character.
it's exactly why i do it.
>>29794800
What does "bae" even mean?
>>29797933
Aww poor baby
saying that sincerely in a nice way, I hope you find someone who can treat you well anon <3
>I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR SOUL!
>>29794843
I get this all the time. Females will either start laughing or get startled/upset whenever they notice me.
>>29796639
>>29797353
>>29798523
>>29798523
This too. Even my father would tell me this shit when I was younger.
>>29794717
>your just a 4chan loser
>you look like a pedophile
>>29796639
>flash them my le epin scary face when they say that
>normans love it
>some female classmate tells me that she never heard my voice and asks me to talk something
>>29797872
>>Why are you so weird ?
Hold me, anon
>"Really? Oh, I was gonna go out with my real friends"
Younger brothers response when I asked if he wanted to go to the movies.
