FUCK THIS IM NEVER GOING OUT AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I WAS OUT WITH FIRENDS DRINKING AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT GIRLS SO I SAYED "haha girls with dicks are the best right?" AND EVERYONE BECAME FUCKING SILENT AND WE SAT THERE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING AND THEN I RAN HOME
GOD KILL ME PLEASE
Sounds like some lame friends desu famalam
>they didn't laugh
They either thought you were a creep to begin with or you said it in a really fuckin creepy tone
Either way they sound like assholes.
You meant it, they could tell.
Have we been groomed by 4chan? Where we brainwashed or is this how men really feel? Like ancient Greece before political correctness and all that?
>>29793944
haha this is bait right?
if your friends are normies you just gotta act like a normie... next time if they are silent like that just be all cool like yo guys it was a joke the fuck and then hope someone catches on and they change topics... you cant ever break your robot cover if you want to fit in with the normies..
t. all my friends are normies, like 2 people know im a robot
>>29793944
nothing of value lost m8
back in the day when i bothered with friends i was known to be autistic and they fucking loved it
you can be the funniest guy in town dude just sell it right if you say things like this
you need to send the right vibes bruh
>>29793944
You have shit friends. My friends and I have extensively debated the existence of feminine dicks and cute penises.