5 days until I unleash unspeakable evils on the world using my new wizard powers.
Any questions?
What kinds of day? A Venusian day? A Martian day?
And, which world? Saturn? Coruscant? Namek?
Also, can I lick your armpits?
>>29793781
how old are you turning?
if yu do please make my death quick or recruit
>>29793873
Earth, obviously.
>Also, can I lick your armpits?
No homo.
>>29793883
30
I've never even held a girl's hand so it's bound to be some powerful shit.
>>29793943
As for the armpits, I was talking to the 2D girl. I thought it was a reference to some magic girls, and not the wizard virgin meme.
Will you annihilate the entire population or just fuck around the world?
>>29794010
Also, can you give me Outbreak Company S2?
>>29794010
I don't think humans deserve a quick and painless end.
And no, sorry. A wizard is not a miracle worker.
Isn't the LN ending soon? Or did it end already.
Can you use your powers to conjure me a cute gf with dual horsecocks?
>>29794100
Why dual? Are you a girl? Do you want to take 2 at once?
>>29794086
Seems like they're still going. Also Miusel best girl.
>>29793781
>tfw will never steal a wizard apprentice's mana on the day before he gets his powers
>>29793781
Wizards only ever get a few spells and abilities
>foul stench, passive crowd control, wide radius
>noxious fumes, dragon breathe to cripple enemies, close range
>immune to seduction
>+5 to hats
>+5 to religious superiority
There might be a few more, but these are the most common
>>29794319
>religious superiority
What?
>>29794319
And a spell that makes normal people avoid your house.
>>29794319
>not having enough mana on graduation day to gain the idgaf aura and greater clairvoyance to see peoples intent and their bullshit
What a pathetic apprentice.
>>29793781
in advance 5 days
happy birthday OP
>>29793781
Welcome to the Tower of Wizdom. Enjoy your stay.