How would you dress if it didn't make you ridiculous in the real world?
Needs guns and mask ;^]
More like a mix of Mrs. Sprout and Trelawney. Like an insane female Radagast with a functioning birds nest in her hat in who owns 50 cats and is obsessed with the color purple.
Go hard or go home
No because it's ninety degrees out I'd be naked if people didn't give a shit
>>29793640
>Balaclava during day time
>A gas mask during night time
the fucking dream
Lab coats are cool.
I'd wear basketball jerseys like I used to in middle school
I used to wear this jersey every gameday in 7th grade
this completely unironically
where would i find clothes like this
>>29793734
japan mostly
Something like this i my favorite hero and i like the way it looks
>>29793640
similar choice famalam
mine is more occult-like though
especially the hat
I would wear a robe 24/7.
It's the comfiest clothing.
Would wear full scale armor, seriously. Not as a white knight. But rather, I'd feel most comfortable being clad in armor, and feel as if I can truly be myself when people cannot see what I truly look like.
>can't think of anything
oh man
all I know is that I would wear a lot of funky masks all the time
I'd have a big collection
not sure about the rest
I'd probably dress in pretty much the same way
pretty much like this
comment not original
>>29793801
know that feel
every halloween it was like i became alive for a night
either pic related, trench coat or dressing gown
anything long covering the legs tbqhwyfam
>>29793640
I would wear shoes made from human leather and all sorts of expensive, illegal shit, assuming that I could instantly get what would normally be ridiculous.
i would live in the real 2k16
>>29793640
either naked or like >>29793789
to not make them vomit from all the ultra-pale blubber.
>>29793640
no joke man
>>29793640
Like this
>Neat and tidy looking
>Practical
>Cool
>Easy to clean
>Comfortable
prolly somthing like this
umm...whos says you cant dress however you want? contrary to popular belief people focus on how they look to others instead of the other way around. free yourself
>>29793640
This minus the baby. I want to dress like a gothic lolita in maximum mourning gear nonstop, forever. The closest I can get without looking like I'm insane is wearing all black in tasteful, modest dresses and it kills me.
A t-shirt and gym shorts with no underwear.
It's what I wear at home. I slap on some jeans with a nicer shirt when I need to go out.
This or Bill Kilgore from Apocalypse Now.
>>29793640
Captain Hook from the movie "Hook".
That or russian noble clothes from 1800. Pimp as fuck.
>>29793820
It's a strange feel. Feels like you're trapped in your own skin, but the moment you are in disguise or shrouded, you're suddenly free to be your true self.
The confidence it gives to not give a fuck if a person can see your expressions and your face or not.
Pajama pants, old t shirt, no underwear and the comfiest shoes I can find.
And a robe if it's chilly.
SS uniform or a full suit of armor.
Anything ray velcoro wore desu. Tried it a few times and for once I just felt comfortable in my own skin
>>29794260
Fuck forgot pic and muted for 2 whole seconds. Kys robot
>>29793640
Don't judge me too hard pls.
I'm not even korean I just think these things look comfy
>>29794247
>SS uniform
I hope you're fit and handsome enough to make it work.
ballerina outfit, combat knife under the armpit
i am male
>>29793946
>tfw codpieces will come back in style within my lifetime
Robe. They look comfy
>>29793640
Probably full Columbine mode.
>>29793906
Levae
>>29794392
when i was in school it was a 'thing' for people to try to hit me in the testicles. it was a joke. ha ha. everyone would try to catch me at a defense less moment and hit me in the testicles because they thought it was funny. boys, girls, even the other losers. people made them out as super cool guys for hitting me in the testicles. i'd try to stop one person and someone else would hit my testicles while i'm occupied. the teachers didn't care because "it's just a joke."
eventually i had to start wearing an athletic cup to school. it was very uncomfortable and people thought it was very very strange when they found out. they started calling me champ because obviously i want to be a sports champion if i'm wearing an athletic cup. they started targeting my hands instead and would knock anything i'm holding to the floor. books, food drinks, anything. anon is not allowed to hold things became the new joke. ha ha.
>>29794496
Dan? I'm sorry about the grape.
Let's make cyberpunk a thing robots.
>>29793640
i wish everyone just went naked and masturbation and rape in public was the norm
I'm a guy rka9
>>29794496
Colby?
originalquestionblox
Poofy drawers.
I would like to roll around as such (pic related).
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Original
>>29794664
I'm not even gonna lie, this outfit is timeless. It's like ip man 2000
>>29793640
what threads would you make if nobody found out they were made a month ago
>>29794664
Looks too much like a priest outfit. Looks uncomfy and too autistic.
I'd wear a traveling cloak, all the time.
>>29793779
I dig your outfit. And this one.
>>29793789
Some people do. You don't look weird you just look lazy but that's pretty socially acceptable.
>>29794460
Really not that weird. Ever been to a metal show or meetv a metal fan? EVERYONE wears boots, cargo pants and metal shirts/hats. It's not that weird.
>>29794664
This is just all black and a trench coat. You'll stand out a bit but you won't really be "weird" unless you act it.
This thread needs to step it up. I'd wear pic related.
>>29794742
You should make a separate thread for this question, it's good and will derail this thread.
Also lots more veils, turbans, and "appropriated" fashion.
Of course, right now with the weather being what it is, I wish I was legally/socially allowed to go out in nothing but sunscreen and a pair of shorts.
>>29793640
I'd dress like an anime girl to do degenerate things with my butt
>>29794664
>that fabric
I'd never noticed it in the movie, but it looks comfy as hell, the weave of it looks super breathable.
go /cyber/ or go home
I dress like this normally, just without all the tech. Building my own /cyb/ware is expensive.
>>29794308
they are literally the most uncomfortable things you will ever wear
t. korean
I even know Fightclub a shit, but still.
>>29793789
that shot have a really nice composition
>>29794902
thanks i take it my self
>>29793779
You're a real humean being anon.
Like a hunter.
The real one is not among them.
>>29793640
mostly black, victorian gothic type stuff but a bit more subtle
that's if you don't account for comfort and practicality. otherwise i'll just stick to a t shirt and jeans or shorts
I love the way this motherfucker dresses.
However like the fedora, it'll never rise from autism tier ever again.
>>29793640
ancient tunics are nice, lots of variety and uses long/thicker ones for winters and the short ones for summer
This is the ultimate comfiness in hot weather.
>>29793779
chaperons are based
Like I was in a bosozoku.
Yes, I'm most likely autistic.
>>29794872
I too wish to go /cyber/, but less punk, more TRON.
Armour.
I think I would feel safer.
The sad truth about any of these outfits is that none of them would look particularly good on you.
This is the common problem I see on /fa/: Anons have a good sense of what may look stylish, but they, themselves, never look quite good in their outfits.
The key is to be Chad, and then everything you wear will look good on you.
>>29795689
You'd wear over 100 lbs of metal on you that won't protect you from bullets to feel safer?
>>29795698
That's only because I'm fat, anon. If I were actually thin like Chad I'd look good in any of this, too.
>>29793779
classic
origami
>>29795728
>100 lbs of metal
AHAHAHHAHAH
>>29795744
Not quite. Thin isn't enough. You have to be muscular. Thin men aren't attractive.
>>29793640
Full comfycore, jogging pants, big snug sweatshirt and some kind of draping overwear, maybe like a cloak or something.
Maid outfits 24/7
>>29793779
>especially the hat
wat
>>29795754
http://www.livescience.com/15128-armor-drained-medieval-knight-energy.html
>wearing a full suit of armor (which might weigh up to 110 pounds, or 50 kilograms), takes more than twice the energy of walking around
>>29795775
attractive thin men (or just normal-sized - thin and muscular aren't the only options) are attractive
>>29795728
Obviously it would be a super-hardened, yet ultra-lightweight, titanium-uranium alloy that was impervious to bullets.
I mean, come on.
>>29793640
l o o s e my nigga
>>29794867
>actors having to wear those costumes for hours on end
>"let's just get a shitty fabric that conserves all heat and makes the actors' life miserable for the time that he is here."
of course the fabric is breathable, jesus fucking christ.
>>29795681
I've thought about slimming down to full skeltal mode, buying a lot of plain but fashionable black clothes and sticking led strips on them with portable batteries. The TRON look is one of the most aesthetic designs out there. It's so simple but has so much potential
Suspenders!!!
Anons, they are so comy! Think of every tome you get up from a seated position or bend to pick things up. You have to adjust and lift your pants back up.
Suspenders cut out every moment you need to do that!
>>29794962
I'm with you anon.
even if this comment isn't originoo
>>29795816
Not quite. Being thin isn't enough. You have to be muscular. Thin men aren't attractive.
>>29795887
I didn't say I was surprised, I just noticed how nice it looks.
You're unduly worked up.
Proper wizarding robes. As stylish and flamboyant as possible.Sadly I fucked up in my mid-20s so I wouldn't have the powers to go with them.
>>29795967
if you have good facial aesthetics, and are thin, you are still attractive. I'm not saying the thinness itself is attractive
I feel like a ninja costume would be comfy and hide my ugliness,
>>29795993
Most any man can be attractive. You have to muscular though. Not thin. Muscular. Being fat makes you disgusting, but being thing isn't attractive, sorry to burst your bubble.
>>29793640
Like an old iranian leftist.
>>29793789
I basically already do this for weeks-on-end. Maybe when I am older and shittier I will go out and about like that
>>29795975
fuck you, i bet you fuck women.
>>29793789
>grocery store completely devoid of any sort of social interaction
comfiest thing about this pic.
>>29796093
categorically false. you are trying to argue that there is a single way to be attractive. i've had women literally say to me that they only like muscular and super skinny men
this, i don't like short sleeves
>>29793640
literally like a wizard
so comfy
was considering getting robes custom made
Anything from a bygone age really.
>>29796348
Or this.
>>29793640
the same as I do now to be frank
>p-pic related
Like this orignialllll5
>>29796368
what you think of this?
http://www.cloakmaker.com/searchResults.php?type=cloaks&id=3350
I would dress like an elven princess all the time
I'd get around looking something like this
>>29796594
It's not a good idea to dress as provocatively as elves do.
>>29795423
wow i didn't now they had cameras back then
>>29796458
>faggot.png
Mello is NOT a faggot.
>>29796774
The christians destroyed them all during the dark ages because they "stole people's souls". They also destroyed all documentation and any reference to them. Truly a dark time.
Recently, archaeologists have been uncovered ancient roman electronic tech that survived, hidden in their refrigerated bunkers in southern Sicily. That photo is one of their great finds. The church is still battling them on it so it's mostly kept silent and out of the media.
>>29796594
hey, marky
how's it going?i love you
like this if I was as handsome as alain delon.
>>29796779
Well at least ain't a sperg like L and the white hair kid
>>29795887
They get paid millions of dollars for a few months work. Who gives a shit how miserable they are you nigger.
autistic edgelord for lief
I would like to start wearing a mask or helmet fulltime. Cyberpunk. I don't care anymore. Help me find one? I want to add shit to it like augmented vision.
you know what would be real fucking cool? Dressing like a rogue. Leather armor and some daggers. Nigger tries to mug you in an alley? Lol nice knife bro let me show you mine
anyone know if leather would stop a knife?
Sigh. If only I could make it real.
>>29797516
Why not just dress goth then you edgelord tripshit? There's literally no difference.
maybe not this extreme but definitely more weeb than my current powerlevel hiding
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FTK0jAN.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
Sadly enough im not a ridiculously buff, 6'4 british guy
I already wear what I want, who gives a fuck if some normie thinks you look "ridiculous"
Look at how sick my silhouette is
>>29797574
Never reply to my posts ever again.
>>29794664
never noticed those manlet-tier heels before
I'd wear a zoot suit desu
>>29797661
a-are you wearing a skirt..?
>>29794872
robots wearing clothing/people wearing clothing over armor is such a cool aesthetic. like destiny characters.
>>29797661
double post but where'd you get that sweater?
we should all start wearing skirts
think about how free your balls will feel
I would want to wear a knight outfit but I probably couldn't handle it because it would be too heavy. I remember a kid came to my school wearing chain mail one day.
>>29793640
Probably a comfortable robe 24/7 with a bunch of internal pockets so I can carry a lot of useful stuff around with me.
If I had the looks, The man with no name.
In the movies, or at least the second movie in the Dollars trilogy, he does everything with his left hand so that his right hand is (almost) always ready to draw and shoot at any given moment. That earns him the nickname "Manco" in the 2nd movie, which is Spanish for "one-armed". I would do that too, except carrying a GI style 1911
>>29794090
You would dress like a black dbz cosplayer?
>>29794283
This literally wouldn't make you look weird wtf is wrong with you.
Prussian uniforms
>>29797757
your balls still wont feel free because of your underwear, you dumb fuck.
>inb4 "b-but i don't wear underwear cuz that's c-conformist"
>>29797452
just look for motorcycle helmets, they have the most room to build stuff into
>>29797584
or maybe just go ultimax comfy
I want to dress like this sometimes
>>29793640
i have really pale skin/sensitive eyes and live where it's very hot and bright, i would like to wear a white robe for airflow and have something covering my face so i don't get sunburn and can see better since it'll filter out light.
i'm pretty sure i would eventually be shot because i'll look like a terrorist though.
>>29795387
Fuck yeah tunics all the way
>>29797861
are you santa..? Can I have a firetruck for christmas?
Like a girl
>>29797861
this desu
i'd wear a snuggie irl outside if i was cool enough to set fashion trends.
I'd also go for a male carmen sandiego look with my face hidden
>>29795826
You would look cool not ridiculous if you dressed like this. Try again.
The Robotnik look
>>29796338
This guy does look autistic but I feel you failed to understand the point of this thread.
Full gene simmons or shrek cosplay, the choice is tough.
>>29797739
>>29797754
2k10+6, people still respond to this post.
Like this.
This is the most original comment in existence
>>29795931
>Suspenders
Not skipping the labor all together
>>29797861
Where to cop?
(orignal comment)
>>29794820
greathelm bro
i've always liked how men dressed in the 1800s. it has this half rugged half fancy appeal to it, i don't know exactly how to explain it
the stuff women used to wear back then is really fucking nice looking too
Like this m9
>>29794872
Goth ninja, nigga
>>29798133
Nah, those guys are faggots
>>29796317
>Milk not in bags
Uncomforted
the one on the right of course
>>29798212
>being Cucknadian
Uncomforted
>>29795689
if only the made emotional armor, then id be all set
i'd dress like sandor fucking clegane
>>29798250
>thinking milk comes in bags only in canada
American detected.
>>29798331
i hope it breaks and spills all over your stupid fucking face for having a BAG of milk
>>29798331
where else does milk come in bags? not europe and they don't drink that much milk in asia
should we assume ruffians from developing countries post here?
I looked for a high res image of him wearing velvet but it was a 90's tv show after all
>>29798347
>implying
I've bought milk in bags for the better part of the last decade, one/two liter per day. Not once have I ever seen a popped bag.
>>29798376Indiaand parts of Europe get bagged milk too, IIRC. My Romanian friend says he got bagged milk.
in a different world, perhaps
A blue shirt and a red beret.
>>29794584
I'm a girl and I'd wear something like this. Long dresses are pretty weird these days.
>>29797677
Kill yourself RPing faggot.
I always thought most pirate clothes looked pretty comfy while also being cool af.
This ones, what do you think?
![[PDF] Assassins Creed 4 Black.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sqc2xor.jpg "[PDF] Assassins Creed 4 Black.jpg")
Any of these.
I hate myself
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>>29798683
And this. I don't even like this game that much
>ywn be max payne
kill me
>>29798756
But that's Chadwear
Something along these lines, plus gas mask/air filter mask and glowing bits from wearable tech, to reflect the cyberpunk dystopia our world is increasingly becoming.
Neon colored mohawk optional.
tfw cant just wear a helmet around all day pleaseee tfw cant teleport back in time to medival times and be the knight i truely am.
>>29796779
yes he is pham
>combat boots
>Rhodesian military style short shorts
>black metal band shirt
>thrift store-looking baseball cap
>70s mustache
something like this>tfw not cute enough to be a trap already
>not dressing like a comfy NEETlord while taking your daily walk and buying a tasty subway sandwich made just for you with the freshest ingredients by a professional sandwich artist
Get on my level
Mask and everything. If I could wear a mask and hood with a flowing coat I'd do it every day, everywhere.
>>29799120
The level where nobody has any money are you're dead by 30?
Really the only things stopping me are ignorance and money. People already tell me I'm a freak and I don't know why, so I might as well be a happy freak.
>>29798888
These quads force me to make this fact aware to those who want to wear armor and have it be acceptable:
Even back in the period of time when these types of armor were "popular," it was the equivalent of wearing the full tactical gear of an Army soldier in public. Armor was only seen during battle, otherwise wearing a full suit, or even just a helmet, would have been considered weird even back then.
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>>29798800
I never understood why they pose the feet at such retarded angles
>>29800336
To accentuate how retarded the pants are.
>>29794584
Looks nice and modest
I would as well
every single goddamn day
not even joking
Like this I think.
>tfw you will never help a bass understand the beauty in its death
I would wear a toga and sandals 24/7. they're 1000000000000 more comfortable than any kind of form-fitting clothes we have today
I fucking love this outfit.
this would be me 24/7
Scrubs maybe. They're like pajamas.
>>29795812
Would imagine the average person in those days to be in far better shape than the average nowadays, and a trained knight to be quite spectacular.
something like this, no need for the cloak, just some bomb ass linen son
I think stuff Indians wear looks super comfy.
>>29801574
knights pretty much did nothing besides eating massive amounts of food and training when they weren't fighting in wars
>>29794349
Of course he isn't
>>29794005
>easy to clean
I mean your whole list is silly but this is the one that really cracked me up.
>>29801598
I remember reading they used to wear super long sheets that could be turned into anything and had absurd amounts of utilitarian uses. Also used to regularly have tits out pre brit influence.
>>29801574
>>29801601
That's like saying that NFL players are in better shape than the average person nowadays. No fucking shit.
This way I would always ready for anything
>>29801698
Well, that's not quite what I said, anon-san.
>Would imagine the average person in those days to be in far better shape than the average nowadays
>>29801601
The things I'd give for a time machine.
Like we lived in the Mad Max world.
Why aren't fur cloaks legimitely acceptable in the winter?
Like this desu original
>>29793640
like a fucking ninja
>>29802034
Paint throwing PETA faggots, that's why.
>>29793640
Why can't capes be in style for men? Nazi Germany had fashion on point.
>tfw you can never be glorious teutonic knight
honestly
would be hell in the summer though
>>29799547
>you will never ride an Arabian bay and shot goats with an ak-47
>>29801596
this, jedi always looked /comfy/ as fuck while still looking cool
>>29793729
>literally WE WUZ KANGZ
>choosing a greatcoat and not going full cyberpunk with bionic eyes/nightvision goggles.
Probs like pic related maybe minus the dagger so I would loook less like a faggot
Honestly? It wouldn't be anything like wizard robes or whatever. I would just use the opportunity to wear feminine clothing 24/7 like I want to, but the difference would be that I wouldn't have to worry about passing as grill or anyone giving me shit or whatever. It would be so great.
I just...I just want to put on a skirt and a cute blouse and cute shoes and not have to worry about it guys...that's...that's all I want...
>>29797661
>I already wear what I want, who gives a fuck if some normie thinks you look "ridiculous"
You are a normie, faggot. Leave.
I would wear ponchos, I would paint my nails too. Also I'd like to have a hair braid 'ala ben kenobi circa phantom menace.
>>29793734
Gentlemen's Emporium
Coats are comfy
>8" #2863 Irish Setter boots, brown
>fruit of the loom over-the-calf socks, gray/white
>Crye G3 pants, khaki, or ranger green
>fruit of the loom boxer shorts, gray
>D ring belt with 1.5" nylon webbing, doubled over, woven and glued for stiffness
>t-shirt, gray, brown, or black
>carhartt chapman vest
right now I just wear work boots, jeans, leather belt, and a black t-shirt, I wish I could just wear more practical stuff without looking weirder than I probably am
>>29793640
probably like the guy, shirt, comfy pants, bathrobe or substitute. Comfy and simple.
Armour of artorias was based as fuck.
>>29804553
>I would paint my nails too
Jesus christ anon you're such aye me too
I would definitely crossdress to make myself feel pretty, skirt, thigh highs and all, no wig needed as I already have medium hair and an ok body.
I mean my dad's been trying his hardest to make me not gay, but he's been barkin up the wrong tree the whole time
Probably just a 3 piece suit and tie, fadora, maybe a briefcase for regular not doing anything kind of wear.
>>29798567
>RPing
kek, what?
>>29794689
Do you want to be a priest?
>>29794496
Im glad I don't know this feel.
![the-perfect-casserole-1950s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lEomtXn.jpg "the-perfect-casserole-1950s[1].jpg")
I love this silhouette and skirt length, but it would look so out of place nowadays.
>>29806562
A lot of those dresses would be wearable today, hell most of them would.
>>29806585
They'd stand out too much where I am, in rural nowhere.
Tunic, sandals, and a belt. I wouldn't even bother with underwear.
>>29794664
>those squared tip shoes
Absolutely fucking never
>>29800495
fuck me, i was about to post this
good taste mein neger
are you by any chance a slav?
>>29793640
Half-plate, great helm, and broadsword.
You never know when you'll need to do some crusading.
>>29796000
I also know this feel, shinobisan
call me a weeb but I've always thought loose, flowy east asian clothing has always looked comfy as fuk
>plus it looks so beautiful ;_;
>>29795387
tunics not a toga
what a plebian
I'd be going commando in comfy terrorist robes everyday.
By the going of things in this country, it may soon be a reality.
>>29794902
your giga has a very nice pudding
>>29797766
Heh cool I never noticed that about the draw thing. One of those movies was based off Yojimbo, if you never seen those two movies very different setting but same plot.
Dollars trilogy was pretty good though.
