>steam icon lights up
>its an update
;_;
>sign into Skype
>think that everyone laughing at me for being online waiting for someone to talk to me
>sign off
>steam icon lights up today
>it's actually a friend request
>from a guy I recommended a game to
I can tell today's gonna be a fun day.
>>29792438
do u want to play smite with me
>steam icon green
>it's a fucking comment on someone else's profile
meh
This happens daily, gotta leave the beta
>steam icon lights up
>think its some faggot who wants to annoy me
>its an update
>>29792521
i-im already opt'd out of it
>play games on Steam
>realize that everyone can see how much time I spend on the Internet while they're busy working and doing adult life stuff
>log out of steam and never sign on again
>>29792579
So there's no escape then...
>steam icon pops up
>friend request
>accept it
>turns out he wants to scamm me out of my items
>sign on to group chat
>nobody wants to talk to you
>everyone likes each other more
>you will never enter their friend circle
>old neighborhood friend wants to Steam friend me
>have to get all gay anime games removed from account and spend hundreds of dollars rebuying them on new account
>>29792663
entering group friend circles are the easiest shit
>enter group chat
>make yourself center of the chat room
>people start to add you>ignore every add
>sing but go invisible
>set profile to private
>skype with no contacts
it feels delicious desu
>phone vibrates
>think somebody is contacting me to talk
>new spam mail
alternatively
>phone rings
>private number
>think it's someone who is gonna harm or scold me
>don't pick up
>>29792709
>just be confident and gregarious man, lol
>>29792728
>pick it up
>it's literally a robot
Robots are my only friends
>>29792729
>confident
lol
just talk absolute garbage and thats it
tfw no one to talk toi-it hurts
>>29792751
>talk garbage
>ask questions about what they are talking about
>comment
>annoy everyone
Stop complaining and post your Steam profiles.
Game up, robots.
>>29792728
>answer Unknown Number
>it's obviously someone trying to prank me
>play along with it
>they're not very good at the prank call
>>29792780
annoying everyone is one of the steps to success
>>29792793
>implying robots post in these stupid steam threads
Does anyone want to be friends and just chat about stuff and maybe play a game or two? EU based preferably, although other timezones are fine if you're not literally on the other side of the world
>>29792851
That's why I always end up disappointed, then...
Who wants to be my onii-chan?
>>29792863
btw this is my id
steamcommunity.com/id/fonspietatis
>>29792793
no
any DDDA dudes??
>finally a shitty dating site girl who isn't a 0/10 pity reply for my bare minimum standards messages
>friend request her on steam
>wait and just stop talking so I don't' fuck everything up
>no stress
>see this thread
Green note when.
>launch stardew valley
>hey man, you want to play some overwatch or rust?
>>29793042
probably just gave you a random ass ID that she has zero connection to
>>29793290
I'd be more interested if she went through so much trouble to have a fake steam account with the same name as her dating profile.
>>29792793
Ok, mine is boring anyways
>text message alert
>get exicted and run to my phone
>something from my provider about my data
I know i don't have any friends but for some reason i still get excited.
>>29793343
Will Darin ever come back? ;_;
>>29793311
that's a possibility. like some extreme catfishing shit
posting profile for the shit of it
>Have real life friends as friends on steam
>Can't add friends for erp'ing simply because I
>1. Don't know where to find people interested in erp
>And 2. Don't want to use the same account I use for erp for main stuff but want muh games on my second account
>>29793366
I don't think so, probably not
>>29793477
>Don't know where to find people interested in erp
Add a furry or a brony, you're welcome
>>29792930
What are you like and what exactly do you want?
>email notification
>"You have sold an item on the Community Market"
>>29793676
I like to make up puns and jokes and play video games. I want someone to make me laugh.
>>29794511
>leandoer
my nigga
Alright, I'll bite.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198257087343
CS:GO, Rust, or Dota 2.
>>29793343
>no background
get rid of badge and hide games, be super edgy
>>29796727
>private
lmao
>>29792438
>tfw all the people on my friends list are assholes that added me from rocket league.
>>29792438
>open up steam
>a fucking ad
>all of my friends are hipsters with edgy names and anime pictures
>no games im interested in and steam is eating away at my computer
>uninstall
>>29798393
It is private because I enjoy my privacy, which is why I listed the games I play since nobody can figure it out otherwise.
If you have any of those games and want to play, hit me up.
>>29798393
i don't get what's wrong with that
>tfw you bought a guy a game in the summer sale just so you could have someone to play with
>tfw he never played it with me
>>29798533
I could play with you
>mfw unironically switched to beta updates
>mfw steam lights up at least once two days
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198299142892/
Profile's set to friends-only. Not looking for anything gay, though I don't mind if you're an ERPing homo. 18+ only, no normalfags.
DayZ/Arma/Overwatch/Diablo/Borderlands/a whole bunch of other shit.
>>29798554
its ok, thanks for the offer though
>>29798578
What do u think of dayz current state?
>>29798608
Literally just started playing again after ~3 years of not touching it. The new renderer seems to perform better outside of big cities but big cities still run like shit. A lot of the minor annoyances I remember are gone or at least less annoying now. It's improved, but barely.
Why don't we all just play payday 2 and unleash our inner school shooter.
>>29798624
school shooters and bank robbers?
also that game sucks
>>29793343
Hey you're that guy who saw that avatar in one thread and said "Hello new avatar" right?
>>29797257
default background = edgy
are you from /v/?
>>29792438
>turn on computer wanting to watch shows
>steam icon lights up
>spend 4 hours talking about security, locksmithing, and firearms.
>never get around to watching that show.
tfw no tranny steam gf
>>29798661
I feel you. Like I "need" to do lot of seemingly blissful things but never "start" them because... Its easier to lose your time? Or maybe is it because you enjoy the moment before action more than the action itself?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/eboIa
idk add me if you want
>>29798869
fucking atrocious
>>29798496
it's just like i said
>>29798681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QTraaRjBX0
>>29799305
faggots MUST die now
>>29799305
Marry me?
sdsw1
>>29799325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdGIW4LEL1
>>29799305
>>29799403
STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP
YOU TRANNY FUCKS ARE WHATS KILLING THIS BOARD
>>29799403
I watched a movie about gayboys today, where can i add you at?
>>29799461
UMMM how about u back the fuck off!?!?
>>29799403
dont listen to these meanies!!!
>>29799622
>whiteknighting a tranny
wew lad
>>29799339
>Sae's poster
no YOU marry ME.
>>29799669
shut up idiot you're such a baka wtf -_-
>>29799678
Do you stay up late regularly?
Are you cute, anon?
>>29793005
l8 reply
dragons doggu?
you need good pawns or want rune points?
>>29792793
Why? What dirty things are you planing on doing?
>he uses autiSteam
>>29801665
Shitposting
>>29801739
This makes no sende baka desu
