>My 65 year old mother texts me using emoticons
>MFW
IKR
LIKE TOTALLY WTF LOL MAIRITE
#GROANZONE
i think that means she likes you
Yeah Fuck your Mom before she dies
Dont lose no chances
Wow OP you sure have important problems in life
>>29792487
10/10 that made me laugh
>>29792471
>>29792482
Fuck off MILF faggots
>>29792487
Dad's right though. Fucking dogs are for whores.
>tfw I respond my mother with emoticons because I like her :^)
>>29792508
i hate dogs, but i hate dog people more
they are always walking their fucking mutt into you, trying to get attention like "oh look at my cute dog hes so cute! lol what cute thing will he do next!!!?" its like bitch go fuck yourself and your little troll beast.
>>29792582
i remember i once said to one of them that i'll steal and cook his piece of shit's penis and mail him it