Phone thread
>Phone calls
>Oh shi--
>Sales man in phone
>Cant know how to decline offer
>Pretend its something wrong with my phone and hang up
>Shut the power off so they cant call back
>>29792403
>Owning a phone at all
>Let alone answering it.
Fucking summerfags need to leave.
>>29792403
Telemarketers are my time to go full REEEEEEEE
I say the most fowl racist, sexist, bigoted things I can until they finally hang up.
Also gets you off their call list too
>>29792442
I need to hear one of your conversations sometime.
>>29792556
I should start recording them for vocaroo, theyre just so random I never have it set up to record.
I once made a normie Stacy cry.
>>29792611
>I once made a normie Stacy cry.
Really? Can you elaborate on this?
>>29792403
>>Cant know how to decline offer
Reading that sentence was difficult for me.
>>29792415
Seriously. Fucking noobs
>phone rings
>actually pick up
???
>>29792403
>having a phone
>answering calls
>being normie enough to come up with such a deceitful plan
>turning off your phone if you have it
>giving your phone number in any occasion
>being normie enough to recollect your experience and post it on 4chan
>browisng 4chan
>especially /r9k/
>turning this board into a normie heaven
>turning this board into facebook only with less autists
>supporting zuckerberg
Do phone salesmen have a script? I can't comprehend how anyone can talk so much.
>>29792403
>Phone company always calling
>I always pick up
>90% of the time they are looking for my dad because we share plans
>Pick up last year
>Because I had the same line for 12 years I got a free smartphone
>Dad gets jealous and says I should thank him anyways even tho it was free
>This y call me two weeks later, my dad also earned a free phone because his line is now 12years old too
>Tell Dad to pick up phone when they call him
>He forgets to
>They don't call him back
>>29792403
A guy I know makes up stories about how he was touched as a child to tell them until they get uncomfortable and hang up.
>>29792403
>Cant know how to decline offer
You might want to practice your English more before posting.
>decide to finally start school
>Community college it is
>only have one class in person and it's at night with almost no one in it
>teacher is devout Buddhist and sees how autist I am and decides to "help" me by trying to convert me to Buddhism
> invites me to meeting and I blurt out I'm going to mexico and run away
>got my phone number from school records
>hasn't stopped calling and sending me texts
I fucking hate it, I don't even go to class anymore and I feel in constant fear because he might show up to my house.
I say things like "hang on for a minute... Mooom! Mooom! It's for you (getting further from phone)." Then just go back to playing vidya. Mom's not home anyway but who am I to deny a telemarketer some quality time waiting for her to get the phone.
>sales woman phones
>trying to sell me a contract for my phone
>asks me how much credit i use a month
>i dunno like 10 bong (it was actually less)
>ok well i can offer you blah blah blah
>no thanks i'm all right
>well this will be cheaper for you if you just pay this every month, why wouldn't you want that?
>um, because i have no friends
>silence for like 20 seconds
>haha just kidding, anyway thanks for calling
>hang up
>>29792403
>Get a call from unknown
>Suddenly antivirus pops up warning it's not a secure call
>Later I search in Google the number which I got the call from
>There have been several reports because of that
>Get angry because fucking swindler tried to trick me
>Try to call him back several times(stupid of me , as if I could help it)
>No response
>Get even angrier
>Fap to relax
>Sleep
I fucking hate telephone swindlers :^(
>>29793692
Nice i love you
>work in debt collection office
>have to call a debtor to collect debt money for mr shekelstien along with a tiny portion going to my check
>call possible number for debtor
>old lady answers and it ends up being the debtor
>tell her she's about to be seved with a summons to appear to cout in the next hour via prosess server
>starts freaking the fuck out like every other debtor
>haven't even told her that she is being sued for over $1000
>tell her
>starts crying
>try to tell her that i can help her by keeping her out of court.
>explain what she has to do in order to stay out of court
>basically pay about 1500 over the phone by credit/debit to our company
>i can tell at this point she is very upset and pissed but she does not want to go to court so she agrees to my demands
>she drops the phone
>can hear her struggling to get the phone
>About a minute and thirty seconds later..
>she pick up the phone and says "sorry i dropped the phone amd i had a hard time grabbing it"
>say o..ok
>old lady tells me she lost her foot to diabetes and also lost her left arm do to some infection when she was little
>she paid in full somwhere around 1500 and has no money left in her accoun
>15% of that goes in my check
Feels bad man
