BZZZZZZZTDaily reminder to BEE urselfBZZT
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Daily reminder to BEE urself
BZZT
Ok pal! thanks for being the dumbass you are and posting this.
>>29792022
You'll remember my advice one dayBZZT
>>29792309
ill remember to slash your throat and gun you down
lel satire luv u
>>29792358
B-bzzt..
>>29791991
I love you bee, I'll always work hard to bee the myself you knew I could bee
>>29791991
TO make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee.
One clover, and a bee,
And revery.
The revery alone will do
If bees are few.
>>29791991
If I acted like how I really am I would legitimately have no friends. I"m /pol/ racist, spout 4chan memes in private (when not hiding my true self in public), and am a terrible anti-social person who, if I acted how I really am in public, I would be thrown in jail for saying something edgy about how other people suck.
nobody falls for the "be yourself" meme anymore
>>29793632
non believerBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
praise BZZT
>>29794130
BZZT is the grand deciever, peddler of false truths
drink once of the divine honey and forever live in blissful ignorance and the numbing release of unsubstantiated hope
praise always be unto BZZT, may his swarms blot out the sun
BEES FOR THE BEE GOD
>>29791991
>haven't worn shorts in 10 years
>finally confident enough in calves to wear them (the /fit/)
>feel sharp pain in leg while mowing lawn
>a FUCKING wasp has it's ass stuck in my leg and is struggling to get free
>bbbzzzzz bbbeeee yourself
>>29794264
accept BZZT as your one true savior
and bee at peace with your creator
sip the sweet elixir of life
that almighty BZZT calls "honey"
and forever bee free from strife
just BEE urself, BZZT will say
and you will find joy in many a day
this is my favorite picturetobehonest
>>29794358
HAIL BZZT
>>29792022
You could not possibly be yourself.
None of your ideas are original.
The very fiber of your being, the essence of what you are, came from someone else.
>>29794345
All could have been avoided had thou heed'st the scriptures of BZZT
Stir thee not the wasp's fury, but BEE ever 'mongst the comfort of the holy swarm
The wasp is a bringer of vengeance and penance to our feeble race, for having denied our sole commandment to BEE ourself.
When at last we have become that which we are, only then shall the wasp scourge disperse, their grim work done to satisfaction. Thouest?
PRAISE BZZT
>>29794500
Let not our cowardly enemy tarnish the sanctuary of BZZT
May BZZT be a guiding light for all those lost in this world
I say again, brethren
BEE urself
BZZT WILLS IT
>>29794670
>Gather now robots, from far & from wide
>Rise comfy NEETs from the caves in which you abide
>Hear thee the words that BZZT brings to save
>And heed the wondrous advice which to us all he gave
>With these honeyed psalms from the dark we shall rise
>And be free one and all from the infidels' lies
>Praise unto BZZT for the qt's we shall know
>And for the endless joys that upon us he'll now bestow
>Bear not the sigil of the wretched frog upon your chest
>But joinst thou the swarm and BEE forever blest
>Take into your heart the truth that forever stands
>Sing it to the nations and across all the lands
>BEE YOURSELF let us cry upon every shore
>And gain us those things which each of us adore
>Love and honey for all he has promised, for those of all shapes and size
>If only we stand tall and each of us tries
>To become that we are, from now and till the end
>And unto blessed BZZT our praise we extend
>The swarm grows ever stronger with the passing of the days
>In each of our weary hearts BZZT himself forever stays
>As one we shall exalt those the world has forgotten
>From that dreary life where they lie, fetid and rotten
>Just BEE YOURSELF, & if your intentions be true
>You shall stand beside Great BZZT, honeyed & new
>Take deep within yourself the lessons of this lore
>And PRAISE BE TO BZZT, now & evermore
May the Swarm be with you brothers
BZZT PROTECTS
BZZT REDEEMS
BZZT WILLS IT
>>29795236
OVERTHROW THE EMPRESS!
fuck i hated that fight on heroic
>>29795236
Praise BZZT! The swarm is with us!
