>family tricked me into drinking horse semen for my 21st birthday
>now calling me "Stallion sucker steve"
>dad literally used the phrase "it's just a prank" when I started crying
I FUCKING HATE MY FAMILY. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I AM FUCKING LEAVING THIS COUNTRY AND NEVER SPEAKING TO THEM AGAIN WHEN I GRADUATE.
>>29791271
cant be real
origigigii commento
>>29791271
That's nothing
>Be me
>Get invited to """"friends"""" birthday party, don't like him that much, but fuck it
>Decide I'll be a bit devilish and put some viagra in his drink
>Don't realise that 3 other people have also thought of doing this
>None of us know he has a weak heart
>Starts having palpitations
>Have to phone an ambulance
>Has a heart attack
See OP, it can always be worse.
So does your family have a fridge of horse cum readily available or did they have to tug off a horse?
Please be aware to include my persons in thy screencap, glorious chap.
>>29791271
where did your family get horse cum? this doesn't add up at all.
>>29792682
>>29792832
you can order it from places if I remember correctly
>>29791271
>>>/mlp/orignal homo horse
>>29792607
That's an episode of 1000 ways to die liar
>>29791271
hi leddit screencap fags
>>29792928
>1000 ways to die
Never heard of it, besides he didn't die.
