>tfw no foreskin and mutilated at birth
I want to die
I wish I was a Jew and got circumised at birth, phimosis fucking sucks.
>>29791482
I once pretended to have phimosis because I wanted to be a Jew
I backed out when they said they'd just make a slit in my foreskin so it would open up
>tfw can't fap for more than a couple minutes or circumcision scar gets rug burned
Just end it now
>mfw cutfags will never feel the greatest sensation that nature can possibly offer
>mfw cutfags are worse than dicklets
>mfw cutfags will never be real men
>>29791208
If you do a quick survey of various hookup sites, whenever a woman wants something dirty she looks for an uncut cock, and when she's looking for something regular she wants circumcised.
Women prefer it clean, except when they want a fuck and chuck.
>>29791620
you realize we can just pull back the foreskin and it'll look like an uncut one right?
Just stretch a new one until we get better stem cell technology in a few years. Then, sue your parents for negligence and molestation and use the lawsuit money to pay for a new foreskin.
It's not that hard, OP.
>>29791620
It's not me you have to convince, it's the female population who's already marked uncut men as inherently filthy.
>>29791681
How is an uncut penis filthy? It's exactly the opposite.
>Boys get mutilated but somehow are not opressed
what
>>29791620
I don't care about women
I LOVE BIG FORESKIN CAWKS
>>29791620
>american women are fucking retarded
>this justifies genital mutilation
Americuts are so fucking stupid it makes my head hurt.
>>29791482
You can fix phimosis without circumcision
>>29791719
>ywn know of what kind of sensations you have been robbed by getting your ridged band amputated without your consent
Americans cucked by their muslim masters. Good kaffir, offering your foreskin to Allah.
>>29791620
That is literally bullshit. Anyone but Americucks is intact.
>>29791208
the dick on the right looks nasty. I mean all that smegma and body fluids on it. gross
I love big cut dicks. Not a fag tho
>>29791620
Where does the idea that an uncut dick is dirty come from? All we have to do is pull our foreskin back in the shower and give it a wash and then we're just as clean as cutfags.
Left dick looks more aesthetic. Right one looks gross desu.
>>29791884
where is the smegma tho?
>>29791724
plenty of straight guys also find cut dicks more attractive
>>29791837
except circumcision is only mandated for Muslims. If America was actually cucked by Islam, they would convert to it, not cutting their dicks while remaining in a state of kufr
>>29791891
its wet from body fluids. Also smegma
>>29791895
this guy gets it
>>29791921
just wait a few days...
>>29791620
it takes ten seconds to wash an uncut dick
>Amerifats consider genital mutilation to be normal
truly a blessed nation
>>29791923
>plenty of straight guys also find cut dicks more attractive
...American gay men
Hardly the cream of the crop
My AVERAGE asian gf didn't even know what circumcision was until I told her
>>29791951
Who doesn't wash their dick for 'a few days'? I'm sure if you were cut and didn't wash your dick for a few days you'd end up with a dirty dick too
>look at me i have an uncut penis
>*pulls foreskin back*
>look at me now i look like i have an cut penis but still have the pleasure of an uncut one!
best of both worlds
All these anons saying the left dick looks more aesthetic than the right one
top lel, would much rather suck the vainy healthy looking one than the shriveled up one
>>29792018
THIS THIS AND THIS
original 14465
pic related: the destiny of most cutfags once they realize how cucked they are
>>29791955
It still looks gross
>>29791962
I said straight guys. They love cut dicks too. Its much cleaner and aesthetic
>muh asian gf
And you think you have a right to make fun of Americans
>>29791981
>Who doesn't wash their dick for 'a few days'?
>is on r9k
The idea of smegma really makes it hard for me to enjoy cheese without wanting to vomit, because it reminds me of smegma
>>29792018
the glans is still sticky and gross tho
>>29792032
fags are disgusting
>>29792068
enjoy your dickcheese
>>29792085
"American" is a mental disease.
>>29791587
lol thats a lie
>>29792124
Which is why we are the most powerful nation on earth
Continue importing more circumcised rapefugees into your countries to fuck your women
The way I see it is it doesnt really matter but I would rather doctors not cut baby cocks for no reason
>am corcumscidesd
>le no fuckks gived
>>29791208
i like how you guys think that being uncircumsized is fucking godlike when your just a faggot with a hoodie on your dick. good job your dick looks like a snail
>>29792199
do you want guys running around smegma or something?
>>29792032
the on the right looks anything but healthy
Yeees good goyims, defend your jewish overlord's traditions.
>>29792085
A lot of bitterness for a straight guy. Think you're just in denial mate must suck being merican these days.
>>29792085
>a mutilated, dry, scarred dick is more aesthetic
>>29791208
>tfw getting a mutilation next week
>>29792208
Get your arms amputated while you're at it, they cause too much friction in the armpit area which translates into sweating and nasty odor. Washing them? Yeah...no, take your commie bullshit somewhere else.
The elite male porn stars in America are all uncut Euros
You've convinced me, OP. I'll consider your side, if you consider mine.
So next week, I'll try being circumcised while you try being uncircumcised, ok?
why is it that manlet or dicklet threads can get a rise out of me but the foreskin threads cant?
like, i have though about it, tried to force myself to care and i just cant
>>29791592
>mfw I didn't know circumcision was a bat thing until this meme.
>mfw 7x5 and get to use it and women dont care
>mfw penis isnt crooked
>mfw I still can edge and cum easily
>
>>29792338
Reported for underage. Leave.
yet another thread of "straight men" discussing the looks and appeal of penises in great detail.
>>29791956
Guess who rule America:^)
>>29791659
no they dont, everytime i make that comment it gets zero replies.
poor cutlets.
>circumcised at birth
>will not allow any of my future sons to be circumcised
>understand it is unnatural
>still feel like these images are largely baiting and untrue
Yeah, the glans isn't moist etc. Etc., but my duck is hardly callused and not numb/desensitized at all. I jerk without lube more than not and have no pain or discomfort and often times I have to slow down because I cum too soon. With lube I have to go very slow or I bust in 1-2 minutes. If this whole sensitivity thing was completely true then I imagine uncutbros would be busting nuts just from rubbing their pants.
>>29792085
do you even know how hard is to accumulate smegma with a healthy foreskin?, you practically have to do it on purpose.
>>29793844
>I bust in 1-2 minutes
>my future sons
kek
>>29791208
Howto foreskin restoration?
welp, now i know why i have a crooked dick
fuck my parents, we aren't even jewish.
>>29791482
i am uncut and don't have phimosis you must have shitty genetics good thing you won't even reproduce so ur genetics will be out of the human gene pool.
>>29792085
mutilatedfag is mad af.
>>29792085
>he fell for the dairy meme
you are not a baby cow you are an adult human there is no reason you should be drinking cow's pus anyway
>his parents fall for the cut meme
>he fell for the dairy meme
survival of the fittest where intelligence plays a huge part.
>>29791482
why did you give yourself phimosis?
>>29794890
>Stretch your foreskin as much as possible every day, with an erect penis, by grabbing the skin at the base, grabbing the skin just below the scar-line, and pulling in opposite directions.
>When not stretching, tape your foreskin over your glans to keep the glans covered (don't get tape on the glans).
This will help to stretch the foreskin that remains out.
There's no set rule of thumb for how long this takes, but if you're persistent, you could be done in 1 year or maybe even less. If you tape your foreskin over your glans, sensitivity will return within months.
After this, you can get surgery for a fully functional foreskin
>I can't find the source, but I heard about a type of surgery to restore the function of the ridged band
>Surgery to taper the end of the regrown foreskin
>Surgery to reconnect your frenulum (this is a routine surgery covered by health insurance)
>tfw circumcised but somehow still have a lot of foreskin
>95% covered when flaccid
>when fully erect the foreskin goes over the head when stroking
Feels good man.
