Normie bingo thread?
>>29790369
that was fast and easy
>>29790369
how am i supposed to play this?
I just did this to feel better about myself which I think should deduct points
>>29790369
Illuminated and proud,
there's so many of us.
Does a French class trip in highschool count as a vacation with friends?
Do compliments from family count?
Does a girl say "I love you" in a non-romantic sense count?
Does a girl showing me her nipple piercing in a club count as picking her up?
Does family count as company on birthdays/New Year?
>>29790471
>Implying this isn't every normie's motivation
OP here
Here's mine
Original content familia
>>29790369
Well i can't even cross one of those.
Why is prom considered important at all
>>29790369
cyborg reporting in
[yea, originalhos]
>>29790369
I hope i have the guts to kill myself this summer
>>29790561
That's the big moment everyone expects to lose their virginity
The reality however is its nothing special
I'm a pseudo-normie
>>29790369
I can't cross any of those. Do I win?
>>29790493
No
Nope
No
Definitely not
No
close, but
this comment is original as fuck, I don't know what you're talking about
>>29790369
>tagged in photos with girls
all my friends are girls, do I get a bonus?
>have had sex in a public place
Does anyone actually do this?
>only played football for one season when i was 10 years old, never again
>win normalfag bingo 15 years later
worth it
>>29790982
Can testify, went hiking, off the trail, fucked, nobody knew
>>29791040
normie pls get out
ree ree, etc.
alex is a stupid normie
>>29791040
I made the team cuz not enough people tried out. Benched for the whole season.
>>29791048
Is off the trail really a "public" place, though? Also did you do it against a tree or something?
>>29790369
>20 years old
>School of Alteration: 85
>>29790369
>tfw just barely a normie
Now I just need to escape this place.
>>29791131
i made the team because i was best friends with the coach's son (who was the quarterback on the team). he was a notoriously tough coach and i was an out-of-shape kid. cried literally every practice, but the actual games were pretty fun.
2/10 would not do again.
>>29790369beeb boop beep
>>29791169
Fixed. Just remembered I had sex in the Uni library with my gf before. I got another bingo!
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>>29790436
fuck off normies
i'm serious
when has this board gone to so much shit? even fucking /wiz/chan seems a thousand times better than this
kys all, you're a disgrace to technocracy
>>29791134
you're okay
>>29790369
Did i won this tournament?
wahey
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>>29790369
>parents are gonna keep me til I get a fulltime job
>actually like relaxing on weekends
>like spending my birthday alone
>planning a road trip with friends but haven't gone on it yet
>>29791281
>has smoked recreational drugs
>had to acquire them from someone
>had to talk to a person
>had to pay for it with money obtained from another person
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29791326
>His mommy doesn't buy him drugs
Anon I'm a nigger
"I may be but small, but I will die a colossus."
have most robots gone extinct on this board or something? so many normies..
>>29791326
>he still doesn't know how to buy drugs online
I feel like the relationship and love things don't exactly fully count if we never met in person.
I'm the guy that comes to parties but never end up getting girls.
>>29791131
Well it sure wasn't private.
She bent over a leaned against a tree and then I leaned back on it while she blew me.
Well...i guess i'm a normie
>>29790369
Guess Im not too bad off, I think I can make it lads
This is oregino
>>29790369
How is this, anons?
Does it count if I played in a team sport when I was 11?
Living the normie dream
That was quick
Oh well, now at lease I fit in.
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>>29791641
>tfw I used to relate to this place..
If I understanded this game correctly
>>29790369
Originality string aw03945afauj
I don't think I am a normie
>>29790369
wew wild ride tbf
not normie enough to be normie
not robot enough to be robot
Ill see myself out, also can fags be normies
I didn't think i was this bad desu
Parents hold my birthday "parties", not me, and it's usually just them and maybe my grandma or my brother.
Parents say they're proud of me but I don't see why.
I'm borderline anorexic.
My only job was with my dad where I helped him lift stuff and picked up trash on his screen enclosure jobs but I did get paid so I guess it counts.
I just turned 22 and I don't see myself checking any of the other boxes in a while, I wish it wasn't this way, I don't want to be a lonely loser but I don't want to be around normal people when I don't have to.
>>29793041
>can make conversation easily but can't make friends
How?
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>>29793165
You guys are alright, don't go to /r9k/ tomorrow.
>>29790369
honestly this is an original comment leave me alone srs
trained as a cyborg for 3 years
some of them are still very hard, surprised i bingo'd
>anyone who checked the at least 5 sexual partners box
Why are you even here?
>>29793436
because i hate, and i need somewhere to go to see other people that hate as well. the only difference being i can leave while you cannot.
>>29793357
Are you being sarcastic or something?
>>29793486
No, the holy retribution is coming, this is a warning.
>>29793497
you better not pull my leg
because I want to seem dem happenings
>>29793530Anon, it's the internet, what could I possibly do
It baffles me that some of you people couldn't get dates as a kid/teenager. I was weird, ugly, and sounded like a girl back in highschool and I still had a few girls hit on me that were solid 7/10s.
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>>29793530
l33t hax0r here, can confirm
>>29793592
>It baffles me that some of you people couldn't get dates as a kid/teenager
I was homeschooled.
The picking up people and several sexual partners are irrelevant to me. Ive dated 2 people and been in a relationship with one guy for 5 years.
>>29794928
>10+ friends
Get the fuck out of here Stacy.If you're gay you can stay
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>>29791281
What's wrong with me? I'm >>29790436.
Only been with one girl but she was Japanese
Cyborg? I don't particularly like people or yearn for contact. I'm not fat but I wouldn't say that i was in good shape, just average. I have a gf, but I lost my virginity at the age of 24. I waited for someone who I actually liked.
>>29790369
wew lad thats a close one
>manic cyborg laughter
>>29790369
i was going to post but i realized i couldn't cross off a single one
>>29795251
attached wrong pic! here is my test!
Not bad I guess, working on that diagonal. Still in college and just broke up with a devout catholic girl so time to meet some new chicks who are more compatible with me.
pretty much everything outside female and sex related.
at least i have tendies
How does having played a team sport make you a normie though? Haven't your parents at least attempted to make you a normie?
feels good, man
Last time I did one of those I couldn't complete a line. Now I bingo'd twice.
>>29795458
When I did my bingo I left that blank because I only counted shit that happened after I turned 13.
a1 a2 a3 __ a5
b1 b2
__ c2 c3 c4
__ d2 __ __ d5
e1 e2 e3 e4
Bingo
>>29790369
I damn hate the not original comment thing.
>>29795642
That's what r9k refers to faggot. did you think it means social outcasts?
No bingo 4 me...
Damn some guys need to get out of their house
Life shucks
>>29790369
I played in a team sport but I haven't played for like 7-8 years
Can't check anything else
>>29795620
I'm on FB only for school to share files, does it count? I don't even have any social networking apps. I need a referee
>>29795751
and do what outside exactly?
Some of these people do not belong here. I'll let the more depressed kindly hit them with a broom
I honestly thought i was more of a normie
>>29796224
>hasn't had a job
>fat
>thought he was a normie
How
>>29796414
I guess i also can't objectively judge myself
>also, not fat, REALLY skinny actually
>>29796540
Ah, the "not fat" part should go away, unhealthiness isn't fat/not fat.
>>29790369
>held a birthday party
i was thirteen. my mom made me do it
I thought I'd check more of these...
>>29790369
No bingo sadly
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>>29791197
>pick a girl from bar or club
>still virgin
anon
Don't know how I feel desu senpai, most of that stuff was done because I felt pressured to fit in with my normie friends.
>>29790369
does "moved into an apartment complex owned by your sibling" count as "moved out of parent's house" because I don't feel like it does. my brother owns the building and I rent one of the units so I technically live alone but on the backs of my family as I have reduced rent.
I'm a girl btwteeheeeeeee
>all these answers with 7 or 8 checks
just fucking rename the board to normal9000 already
How'd i do? genuinly curious.
>>29795507
CHAD GET OUT! fucking normies...
I lost my virginity while doing incest and i did incest 6-10 times. am i normie?
>>29797216
no, how's alabama?
>>29796989
>girl
Instant normie. Fuck off roastie.
>>29790369Original senpai robo mod kun
>>29797120
>Chad
>less than 5 sexual partners
>no long term relationship
>less than 10 friends
Fucked twice (first one a hooker), only relationship lasted two weeks and I have two friends. I'm a huge normalfag but nowhere near Chad.
>>29797738
Go away already, idiot.
>>29797753
Ok, I'm sorry. I hate this place anyways.
>>29790369
Does masturbating in public count?
>>29790369
I wish I was more normie tbqh
>>29790369
i was forced to play sports a few times in an attempt to make me normal
do childhood birthday partys count? when i was 4 my mom held a birthday party for me and invited her friend's kids
almost didnt make a bingo
what the fuck
i mean it this is awful dude
just a reminder that this is not an accurate method for determining a normie, a lot of things on there are more significant than others.
wew lad
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>>29790369
Really not hard guys, just be tall, have a big dick, be white, and grow up with parents that love and support you.
I'm here to help if you aren't a normie but want to be, always pop up in advice threads doing my best.
I only have a job so I don't get kicked out of the house and the person who said they loved me was via online relationship that didn't last.
>>29790369
I hated every concert I've ever been to, and the birthday parties were all from when I was <10 years old.
Lost my virginity to an 8/10 qt who had been a close friend for about 3 yearsjust gotta bee yurself :^)
I came here to be entertained
I'm fairly entertained
came close (according to this)
i dont consider myself pure robot, i have plenty of mediocre sex and like pot
>>29798379
>i dont consider myself pure robot
No shit? You're a fucking normalfag, left and right.
>>29790369
nothing is going to change in the future
just end me now senpai
>>29790369
Bingo x 6
Thanks, nice reminder I'm better off than I think sometimes.
WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE SO NORMAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29798628
don't bother, familia
I used to think I was too normie for this place but I guess I'm more pathetic than most of you.
>>29798620
that's seven bingos
I am not sure what to put here
bingo, my dudes
Only circled the "Had a job" one cause idk if summer jobs count and did so to be on the safe side
>>29799647
you've got checks in the boxes that count desu
celebrating birthdays who the fuck cares
going out weekends who the fuck cares, you would if you wanted to
house parties same shit
picking up girls at clubs or bars is genuinely the worst way I can think of to meet new people
vacation or road trips are pretty sweet but dependent on your tastes and your circle of friends
prom is genuinely the weirdest possible shit to fixate on
>>29790369
Where is the square for using turd tongs?
Add some shit onto this one or give suggestions
>>29799966
>99966
>repeating digits
Well most of the rest of the boxes are really only 3 qualities portrayed as different activities
>have had intimate relationships
>have friends
>can/does socialize (frequently)
I've had a few friends, but never really went out much with them. After high school they mostly just faded away as they were never willing to put in the effort to hang out when I invited them. I'm not sure if they just didn't care about me or if they were just lazy cunts.
I've only been on one date in my entire life.
>>29800128
The center one should be "Visits /r9k/" since otherwise you're just a depressed guy, not a robot.
I'd add
>Virgin
>No friends
>Has had an oneitis
>No matches in Tinder
>REEE's at normies
>Has created an original Pepe picture
Autisitic NEET reporting in.
>>29790369
im just a slut
>>29800128
i added 2
Just got the middle square today kek
>Would count compliments, but only get them from parents
>Not sure if good kisser counts, lost my kv today and was told I'm a great kisser
>>29800187
>>Has had an oneitis
Should I add "that didn't reciprocate" to that? I don't want normies who've found their "sweetheart" or "soulmate" to get a free space.
>>29800328
I think if she reciprocated it wouldn't be a oneitis, though. Just a crush or ex. But do it if you want to be precise.
In the matter of being precise, you could change "virgin" to "hasn't had sex that he didn't have to pay for or was abused onto him."
Also, add
>Isn't a woman
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>>29800219
FUCK OFF NORMIES
>>29800373
I'm >>29800219
How am I a normie
>>29800398
>Not a virgin
tbo
>>29800219
>>29800398
>At least ten friends
>Sports chad
>Lost virginity
>/fit/
>recreational drug user
>Not socially anxious
>"Goes out" on weekends
>Parties
How the fuck aren't you a normie?
Explain if you think you aren't.
>>29800476
>Played sports years ago
>Not fit, but not out of shape. I exercise sometimes and I'm not fat but I'm not amazingly skinny either. Just enough for my weight.
>Using drugs by myself doesn't make me a normie. I've smoked weed with friends but I'd rather do it by myself.
>I've gotten to the point in my depression where I literally don't give a shit about anything anymore. I'm not anxious when talking to people but sometimes I don't always know what to say.
>The last party I went to was a month ago, and before that 3 months ago. Before that never. I did nothing besides drink and smoke and chill. Didn't talk to any girls or anything
>>29800621
Are you planning on addressing the fact that you aren't a virgin and you have friends?
>I've smoked weed with friends
>with friends
Just go away, man.
>>29800684
I lost my virginity to an old man because I was fucking desperate. A fat, 55 year old man who smelled bad
>Friends
I have maybe 3 people I would call my friends, and I always have to pick them up and pay for them whenever we do anything. Always my weed, my car, my money to buy food, etc. pretty sure they just use me for that
>>29800684
Call me a faggot if you want, but I couldn't even get a girl man. I wouldn't even consider myself gay because I still like women but it was that or nothing
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>>29800128
I got you guys
Added yours and some myself, any further suggestions?
>>29800752
>A fat, 55 year old man
hot as fuck desu
>>29800752
Dude you aren't >>29800219, he said he has 10 friends, at least.
>>29800826
I only hang out with like 3 of them, I wasn't counting online friends
>>29800794
I'm not sure about the "hasn't gone outside in a month" one. I mean, to get diagnosed with generalized anxiety I need to see my psychiatrist every three weeks. It's almost like that box clashes with the 'mental disorder' one.
I'd also add
>Doesn't have a Facebook
>Is a mantlet
>Other people have joked about him being a school shooter
I match most of these.
Oh my, it's happened. I've become a normalfag.
Played in a team sport in 7th grade, was pop warner football.
Went to florida with my friends who I had just for 1 year in my senior year of high school, we weren't even that close not sure why I was invited, we only hung out like 2 or 3 times a month.
Went to a concert to see Bon Jovi in 7th grade which was the last year where I actually had real friends.
Last time I had a birthday party was 6th grade.
Smoked pot with my cousins and my friend who used to be my best friend and we hung out every once in a while up until junior year of high school where we stopped ever hanging out.
Last time I went to a house party was senior year, a halloween party, I didn't really socialize much because I hardly knew anyone.
And I worked a single catering job once in my life and made almost 200 dollars in 9.5 hours.
>>29800879
Good point I'm going to bed but I'll change it accordingly when I wake up.
>>29790369
I guess in 2 months Ill be a normie :(
>>29801610
Grats on keeping shit together for 10 months
>>29790369
pls no bully
i love you all
Hahaha just fucking kill me :)
>>29791528
Still doesn't know how to get a good dealer.
It ain't hard y'know.
Is this bad for an 18 year old?
i always thought i'm a cyborg
>>29801880
I'm 19 and I got literally none of them. Also fuck yes, recreational drugs are very normie. If you use them, especially regularly, you're a degenerate.
>>29801890
>5 sexual partners
>not lost virginity
something doesn't add up here
>>29801880
Tell all your friends from 9gag about it.
It's spooky living alone so I recomend a pet like a dog. Also another thing people forget to do is immediately but spices and ingredients you are going to use, I made the mistake of buying them as I went and it was verry annoying. Now welcome to a new list of fees! And above all make sure you CAN be economically independent. You don't want to go begging for money from your family and or friends
>>29801610
Shit I ment to put you in here
>>29802013
Cyborg?ORIGINARUTO
28 and live at home
>>29801952
fuck i forgot to check that one
>>29790369
If I was just a little more reclusive during my last 2 years of high school I could have a totally clear board
