>huge forehead
>balding
>even bigger forehead
>>29789770
>shave head
>doesnt matter
I just shave it all off. I'm nothing but a useless breathing bag of meat and bones that's going to kill itself soon anyway so fuck what others think.
>tfw thick head of hair
lol same OP, you get over it eventually
>>29789770
>huge forehead
>not majestic
>>29789770
Same here. Started balding at like 20, am 25 now and I just keep it shaved to like 1-3mm and I actually like it. Even got some compliments from girlz when I started shaving it, but I sperged out. Bottom line is that you'll get used to it and you were probably ugly to begin with so who cares really
>>29789770
>walking down some street
>not crowded or anything
>looking around
>I have a fucking huge forehead and am balding
>my forehead shines brighter than the sun
>out of nowhere a motherfucking helicopter starts rotating above me
>motherfucker starts declining towards me
>I start running
>helicopter don't even care and accelerates towards me
>some guy starts shooting at me
>another guy yells STOP RUNNING AWAY WE NEED TO LAND MOTHERFUCKER
>I concede and give myself in
>the helicopter slowly touches my forehead
>never have I felt so raped before
>the tears are running through my eyes
>I am grinding my teeth with disgust and hatred
>but there is nothing more I can do
>the helicopter landed perfectly
>the guys stepped out and slapped my ass
>the guy who yelled at me to stop running, after slapping my ass told me that I would forget it
>I still can't sleep because of that day
>now I am gay sucking dick because of that.
Fucking helicopters and my fucking forehead man.
>>29789874
I laughed. Mildly creative, anon :)
>>29789874
I identity as an attack helicopter and it's not the helicopter fault. It was the people piloting it. Of course helicopters would love to land on your forehead but they should respect you and don't do it if you are not interested #NOTALLHELICOPTERS
>>29789770
>always had thick hair and big forehead
>hairline is receding but hair isnt getting any thinner and it looks retarded
I'm not even 20 yet please fucking kill me
