ATTENTION
If you
>Were in a real romantic relationship
>Ever had attention from the opposite sex
>Have more than one real life friend (even one is pushing it)
>Have ever used social mediaexceptions are twitter for vidya/anime/hentai stuff
>Aren't a virgin (excludes rape, e.g., if you were molested as a child)
>Have phone contacts other than family
>Have ever been kissed, hugged, or held hands with a non-relative member of the opposite sex
You aren't a robot but a failed normie at best.
>he has a phone
get out REEEEEEEEE
>>29789262
Forced on me by my parents last year.
If you have a smartphone, you are a normie.
Please get out and never come back.
Fuck off with this meme attempt, I meet several of the criteria in your post but yet I'm still as much of an eternal robot as anyone else here. I obviously also don't have a normie mindset.
I can't be a failed normie if I'm not striving to become a normie or adopt one of their mindsets.
I guess I'll be on my way then. Thanks for setting the rules straight, OP. I won't bother you guys anymore.
>>29789262
> Not listening to music in your bed
Go cuck yourself
>>29789240
Fucking shit tier.
Chie is superior.
I will fight over this.
>>29789282
Which criteria do you meet?
>Boo hoo I've been desired by other people before but I'm one of you still!
You have a million other sites for your kind, why do you have to come here?
You almost make it sound like being a robot is desireable lmao
>>29789240
>his relatives hugged him
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29789309
>given limited attention from females in the past
>had limited physical contact with females as well
>use twitter for general stuff but don't really give a shit about personal followers
>have a smartphone with only a few non-family contacts I barely talk to
Yet there's absolutely no fucking way that I'm a cyborg, normie or even failed normie. I go to /r9k/ and wizchan daily. I can only identify with the robots who go there. I hate normies and their shitty lifestyles. I don't even have IRL friends, or any real IRL social contact. I'm a chronically depressed hikkiNEET with no future prospects.
Stop trying to fuck your own allies over. No other sites on the Internet would accept me for this.
never owned a phone
>People who think they're robots but their only problems is that they don't have a gf