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Who /needstofuckapussyasap/ here? 23yo kv NEET, just started
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Who /needstofuckapussyasap/ here?
23yo kv NEET, just started doing some part time job in a bar.
Since is summer there's all these girls with fat ass in tight jean shorts and pale skin walking around.
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
Something's gotta give
I even started feeling attracted to a niggress who works next door because of big ol black booty
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>>29789167
ONE - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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>>29789167
Is it.... shots for all??
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no im a robot. im not driven by biological urges
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>>29789427
i actually meant this one
but kekd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6OOS2kb8k
>>29790173
you're so le special
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Keep masturbating you virgin cuck.
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>>29789427
TWO - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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>>29790202
>you're so le special
i'm no one
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At one point i was so depraved of pussy i even seriously considered banging a fat weeb chick with dubious racial origins, oh and she was also a womanlet

Took her on a date nonetheless but i kinda let it fizzle out after that, theoretically i could try contacting her again but she's a 4/10 at the very best and i already know what sex feels like so i have no real incentive
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>>29790229
THREE - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
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>>29790240
Yea he had a fucking horrible response to you depersonalized dissociated anon
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>>29790223
I will lol
Feels good and it's healthy
>>29790271
>fat weeb
Was the gut wider than the hips?
If not, i see no problem
>>29790240
You are Lisa Simpson
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pussy doesn't interest me anymore. I just want to cuddle with someone that likes me.
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I know how you feel, yesterday I had to work with three 6/10 qts and the urge to penetrate them despite them being 16 to 17 grew intolerable. It's why I prefer working alone.
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>>29790494
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

lol
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>>29790541
too bad that requires you to get pussy first
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>>29790534
Her body shape was extremely uncommon, like imagine if you press down on a gummy bear and it gets all flat, she kinda gave that impression somehow

Her ass seemed pretty voloptious though which was basically the chief reason i went after her in the first place

If ONLY she would have been more white or even had blonde hair instead of giving off these uncertainish gypsy kind of vibes, holy fucking shit what a narrow miss really
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porn > pussy
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>>29791566
Porn gets boring after the years
and can lead to edd
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>>29791812
This. It takes me hours to get off watching porn these days.
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Get an escort you fucking retard
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Been away from my girl for 3 days and she's a fox. When you haven't had it you don't know what you're missing.

Don't sully your first time on an uggo though, make it a good memory.
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>>29791812
True. You just can't jerk off too much.

If you fuck 3 hot girls a day every day for years you will eventually get bored of hot chicks and not be able to get it up for them.
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