Let's say you died tomorrow unexpectedly (no suicide, illness, etc). How many people do you think would show up to your funeral next week?
About 10. All the family that are relatively near me and I still have contact with. I have no friends, so that's about it, really.
Parents, grandparents, sister, cousins and their kids, probably a bunch of people from the church my family goes to. Probably, my old friend, if he knew.
Probably 100 or so. I'm an instructor at a dojo so I would hope those guys would show up
>implying it won't be suicide
>implying I would want a funeral
mom, stepdad, half-siblings and nieces and nephews, obligatory small town churchy people coming for the free food/attention
>>29788903
>funeral next week?
>implying it wouldn't take at least three weeks for anyone to find me
Maybe 10-15, yeah. They would peer pressure each other into attending probably
My dad and sister. There would be about 10-15 more, but they'd only be there to patronize my dad and sister, and to blog about it on fb for those unironically selfish virtue points from others.
sincerely?
about 5
my father is pissed off at his parents and brothers so I think he wouldn't even tell them
>>29788903
Mom, dad, my grandmothers, my sister, my cousin and my aunts and uncles.
so that's about 10 people, plus small town people like >>29790035 said
I'm more concerned about what they'll find on my computer
2 friends, my 2 imoutos, mom, dad and my aunt
No one because I told my family I don't want a funeral. They are a waste of time and money
>>29788903
like 10
>>29790686
this
realistically my dramatic family would use it as an excuse to cry over something so I could expect a whole lot of people I don't know, care about, or really want around to throw one anyway
