Where do I get a qt tomboy gf?
That girl looks like a complete and utter dyke with terrible fashion sense at that.
>>29788501
Shoo shoo
Tomboys are only for patrician tastes
Return to Stacy or Whore next door types and leave us be
>>29788501
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOU LITTLE BITCHBOI OF COURSE SHE LOOKS A BIT LIKE ONE THATS WHY I ASKED WHERE I CAN MEET A TOMBOY GF! THE BOY IN TOMBOY STANDS FOR BOY! WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES ABOUT "FASHION SENSE" ANYWAY ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR A HIPSTER GO EAT A FASHION MAGAZINE! FUCK OFF!
>Smoker
nah
I don't think she could have shoved more red flags into that fucking paragraph if she tried. I can take solace in the fact that I am not nearly as horrible a person as this woman.
>>29788468
>not really into sex stuff happening to me.
That means she's either exclusivly a top, or she's classic love shy.
Dangerous.
>>29788873
YOU MISSED THE JOKE! BITCHBOI!
>>29788908
YOU ARE AN OBVIOUS ROASTIE! BITCHBOI!
>>29788933
WHY IS BEING LOVE SHY A DANGEROUS THING?
NONE OF YOU ANSWERED THE QUESTION WHERE CAN I GET A QT TOMBOY GF?
>>29788969
>roastie
you want me to show you my cock you fucking faggot?
as for where to find a tomboy, your choices are shit like cafes or sports
Tomboys are mentally ill, they're for fucking not gfs. She will cheat on you.
>>29788468
lol omg that profile!!
so effin funnie!
>>29788546
>WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES ABOUT "FASHION SENSE" ANYWAY ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR A HIPSTER GO EAT A FASHION MAGAZINE! FUCK OFF!
A tomboy like the one in your picture cares about that "bullshit"
and apparently you do too since you're looking for an appearance similar to that.
Calm down and consider an actual argument without memes
>pepe
>caps lock
>boi
>fag hipster
>what the fuck are you....
you know what? maybe a "tomboy" is exactly the type of person that would suit you.
>>29788969
No being love shy isn't dangerous, but if she exclusivly fucks you or cries rape then you don't get the best part of a tomboy. Thays dangerous. It's dangerous to guess whether its the former or latter.
>>29789065
Tomboys don't have a fashion sense except for wearing masculine, sporty, or baggy clothes.
That's not a girl, my man.
>>29788468
Would a tomboy gf and a femboy bf make a good couple? I'm neither, btw.
>>29790872
Nope. Tomboys are only good with even more masculine men. That way they can be bros, and she can be completely embarrassed when they do the sexy times and she gets all girly and submissive.
>>29791505
NO! NO! TOMBOYS WANT A LITTLE SKELETON MANLET BF SO THEY CAN BE BROS! THEY WANT A PUSHOVER THEY CAN DOMINATE IN BED! THEY WANT ME! BUT WHERE DO I FIND THEM I CAN'T FIND THEM OOOOOH!
>basedtomboy will never be your gf
>>29791784
Thats a different kind of tomboy. There is no love shy in the kind you described. You want femdom with male interests.
>>29791842
I just want to be loved by someone.
>>29791784
god damn it you...
you're hitting me too close to home
they either grow out of it or are hardcore actual lesbians. stupid fetish you got there anon
I know a really cute tomboy, she's not like OP's pic at all. Also, she has some nice tits
>pic related, it's her
>>29791883
You are loved, my dear anon.
I'd love to, but they're lesbians.
Seriously, I've fucking gone out and tried pursuing these girls
They're lesbians. All of them are lesbians. At best, you'll find a bi girl with a preference for girls. If they like men, they want someone big and badass because it's so different from what they normally have.
You'll never be happy, these whores are just whores.
oh hey its cherrydoom
>tfw no qt anarchy tomboy gf to drop psychedelics with and do delinquent shit like smashing mailboxes with baseball bats
>>29792065
i know this feel, friend
>tfw too big a sperg to be accepted by degenerates
>>29788468
Girls always go for guys that are more dominant then them idiots. So girl that consider themselves "dominant" will go for ultra-dominant guys. And have many beta-orbiters
>>29788468
I like tomboys but this girl is fucking nuts.
>>29788468
I want her to rub icy-hot on my nutsack and kick me while I'm writhing in pain on the floor while laughing at me 2bhfam
>>29788933
Wait can someone explain these top and bottom concepts
So top means they get fucked in the ass? Or top is they fuck in ass?
>>29792047
>I'd love to, but they're lesbians.
If girl tells you she's lesbian she's just not interested in you.
>>29792090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJLIWS4bsA
>>29792135
nobody else knows this feel?
she looks like she'd be really fun to hang out with, like we could be hanging out drinking and watching milliondollarextreme videos or something and I could ask her to punch me in the face and give me an IcyHot handjob and she could do that and then we could go right back to playing videogames
>>29792142
Top is they fuck the bottom.
>>29792025
...Gianna Michaels?
hmmm..
>>29788468
Rule of thumb is to go for tomboys who still associate with other girls
"one of the guys" are ALWAYS whores, no exceptions
Tomboys make devoted girlfriends especially if she hasn't been fucked by many guys yet
You'd be strapped to find one girl like this who isn't lesbian. It's like trying to find a professional bodybuilder that likes wearing frilly dresses.
>>29788530
>>29788546
I like tomboys as well, but anon's right, she looks like a dyke with bad fashion sense.
>>29791784
Buddy, tomboys are still girls
And girls wanna feel like their boyfriend can protect them
That's why tomboys usually go for martial artists, cops, soldiers, bouncers, meatheads, bodyguards, athletes, or at least a guy who's had his share of street fights
Amazons want their own Hercules
>>29789108
Cheers to such a hearty shitpost m8
I get it. I will never even get in an arm's reach of someone like her, let alone form some sort of relationship. Just take me away, I don't care anymore.
> "There's someone for everyone out there and it's just a matter of time before those two souls connect."
Whatever mom. Thanks for bringing me into this world.
>boys won't hit on my because they think I'm a lesbian
Why does life have to be so hard
