I cut my long hair into a chad haircut. Now I want to kill myself because I'll look shit for two years. I've been crying for like an hour.
>>29788418
Man, what on earth led you to do that? It wasn't your hair that was the fuckin' problem and you damn well knew it. It's the fact that you're a fuckin' robot.
Goddamnit, why can't I send someone a beer through the internet yet? That was a stupid enough decision to deserve a sympathy beer.
>>29788418
Get over it mate
I'm like you, i worry about the stupidest shit way too much, i care about what other people think about me to an extent where it makes me regret pretty much every decision i make
But when you really think about it, who gives a fuck about your haircut?
Literally nobody, I'm sure it looks fine anyways senpai.
>>29788418
Kek, are you me mate?
I just did this shit today as well, but to be fair mate, it's more functional so if you don't really love your hair long, then you have nothing to be sad about.
Sorry about not looking like an extra-special snowflake any more cunt.
I cut my long hair off and shaved my head last month. Get over it.
>>29788418
I did that too this past month, really miss it :(
>>29788418
As a guy, how do you deal with having long hair without it covering your eyes?
I think I look better with longer hair but I end up buzzing it off after about five months because it keeps getting in the way of my eyes.
Is it acceptable as a guy to just clip the bangs and leave the rest?
>>29788725
>As a guy, how do you deal with having long hair without it covering your eyes?
I wore a beanie. You could also a hair tie.
>Is it acceptable as a guy to just clip the bangs and leave the rest?
No.
>>29788725
I have hair down to my shoulders and brush it straight back every goddamn day. It pretty much stays out of my eyes on its own if I'm not doing something physical. If I am, I put it in a ponytail.
Shit ain't hard.
>>29788828
Yeah they weren't lying, that is disgusting.
>>29788828
It looked like you give too much of a fuck. You're probably better off now.
>>29788828
>long
I went from shoulder length to number 4... Man up faggot
>>29788828
Y'know, my old man cut my hair in my sleep. I promptly fucked with him for a week straight until he conceeded that it was a bad idea.
>Snap pops under the contact points of the toilet seat made him jump and violently shit all over the whole toilet
>I wrapped peanut butter and chocolate syrup in toilet paper and shoved it behind him while he was sleeping so that he woke up in the middle of the night rolling onto it and assumed for a brief minute he shit his pants. Incontinence is a fear of his.
>I swapped the cinnamon and cayenne pepper in the kitchen.
>He used to boil a shit ton of eggs and hit them with a marker so that he knew which were which. He quit doing that after I started marking unboiled eggs.
...Actually, I'll be honest, he did achieve his goal of making me less of a pussy, it was just entirely at his expense.
>>29788828
Is that a weird bun, or did you actually have hair like an early 2000s era panic at the disco music video extra?
Hate to break this to you bruv, but that's not "long hair." that's what fags call long hair. Brad Pitt in Troy, that's long hair. Johnny Depp in Blow, that's long hair.
While I'm on it, you can fuck yourself twice. I had my hair that long in undergraduate school. It was amazing. Glorious lions mane down to my nips. Then i turned 23, and started balding. By 24 i had Jude Law's hairline. Now i have to slav shave my head and I can never grow it out again. Ever.
If you really miss your faggot hair just wait 6 months, it wasn't even long dumbass
>>29788828
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA O MY GOD ANON you look like such a raging faggot.
I bet you cant wait for the next Blink 182 album
>>29788828
You looked like Elliot Reid with brown hair
>>29788916
>I wrapped peanut butter and chocolate syrup in toilet paper and shoved it behind him while he was sleeping so that he woke up in the middle of the night rolling onto it and assumed for a brief minute he shit his pants. Incontinence is a fear of his.
fucking devilish on both sides, gramps played you like a fiddle
>>29788828
you genuinely look like a cuck, consider suicide if you still think that looks anywhere near good
>>29788996
Yep. Good parenting. Best part?
He said my hair looks good last time I saw him. It's just as long as when he cut it, but I take better care of it now.
Pity I turned out a fuck aside from that.
>>29788828
>Cries over his hair getting cut
>Earrings
>THAT haircut
looks like someone never outgrew their emo phase
>>29788418
>crying because you cut your hair
What are you a fucken girl or a faggot
Boo hoo muh hair, try being balding faggots and having no option other than shaving your head, if you have a full head of hair you can't be a robot
I've got long hair, I tie it up and it's been pissing me off but I can't bring myself to cut it.
It's okay to not be Chad.
OP deleted his picture so here he is with his literal meme hair again.
>>29789235
>earrings
Holy fucking shit
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>>29788865
Somone got the picture??
>>29789235
That's not chad hair that's gay hair
>>29788418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RPovmMwef8 i do that and listen to this song and cry. I do it every once in awhile and forget. usally parents or someone forces me, sorta reeeee even though im 22
I had waist length hair like 2 years ago, now i have a shaved head. it's not bad desu.
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actually I take it back dont listen to that song, and consider to kys
>>29789269
Here's the memeboi again
>>29789305
That's before the haircut
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>>29788418
Caring THIS much about your hair is a pretty normie thing
>>29789370
>Caring THIS much about your hair is a pretty normie thing
Yeah, but this is autism hair which makes him a failed normie at best.
>>29789370
Looks cute desu, would gently wipe tears from face
>>29788418
HAHAH OP YOU ARE SUCH A FAGGOT. NIce try deleting your pic, but there is no escaping the reality of this. You look like a faggot and your folks did you a favor.
Go cut yourself somewhere else you self-righteous whiny emo fuck
>>29788418
What do you mean, "chad haircut"? Is that just short hair in general? I have a buzzcut and I'm no chad, I do it for convenience.
>>29789235
OP is adorable
would cuddle and give candies to
>>29788418
I feel you man, regret cutting my hair and now to top it all I started balding (yes old fag)
I regret cutting my chin-length hair into a short back and sides and not letting it grow to trap length.
Op looks like he listens to black veil brides whilst trying pathetically to score with underaged girls and saying shit like like RAWR X3!! IRL
>>29788725
That my robot is the awkward stage for long hair growth get past that shit it stays out of the eyes but in the meantime wear a bandana, the bandana life has been good to me
>>29789235
wanna nuzzle ;33 RAWRRRR
shave it
barista
>caring about hair
>crying about your hair
>trying to look like an emo faggot from an animu gaym
I don't even want to tell you to kill yourself
>>29789269
>tfw i realized these were the ""robots"" I was posting with
>>29789235
Whoops meant to quote the memesman's selfie
>>29789370
OP what the fuck yoU'RE SO GODDAMN CUTE fuck
>>29788418
>was thinking about cutting my hair today
>saw this thread
wew maybe not
>>29788418
I feel your pain, I recently got something similar to this after asking to simply shorten/trim my hair.
U look like roxas.
>>29789469
pfffffff this
maximum kek
>>29791369
>that feel when fucking every 20-something guy has this haircut nowadays
I don't know haircut terms. This is an undercut, I think, right?
>>29792846
It is called the hitler youth
I used to have long hair but now I wear one.
I guess everyone has their reasons. I see it as a reaction against the nu-male
>>29792894
>hitler youth haircut
>reaction against the nu-male
Lmao just get a buzzcut next time fagtron
>>29792894
>I see it as a reaction against the nu-male
Nigga, that IS nu-male.
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>>29793212
I think it's a nice, clean conservative looking cut.
Nu-male I associate with being all scraggly unkempt beardo as in pic related
If you can't appreciate my nazi cosplay, then fine. But it certainly isn't nu-male
