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>haven't masturbated in 2 weeks >feel good
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>haven't masturbated in 2 weeks
>feel good
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The last time I went that long I ended up saying "Senpai" out loud while watching Megyn Jelly with my dad

She kept gazing deep into my soul
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>>29787154

Yeah, I can't watch Megyn without wearing reflective aviators
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>>29786896
protip how to stand more than week
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>>29787154
>>29788465

Megyn Kelly thread?
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Enjoy your wet dreams, boy. Your body gets rid of the cum one way or another. Waking up at 2am with jizzed boxers sure feels nice.
Any day now
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>tfw I bust a nut after a month of nofap
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Senpai, the time I talked to the most girls in my life was on a 2.5 week nofap streak. Don't let the succubi tempt you, you do nofap to realize sex doesn't matter at all.
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>>29788604
I don't get wet dreams.
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>>29788604
That feeling of wet, soggy, cum boxers feels insanely disgusting. Every time I have a wet dream I cum way more than usual and it's like a geyser shot off in my pants. Fucking annoying.
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>>29788674
You cannot deny biology. As much as you wish, your nuts will empty themselves, sooner or later.
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>>29788604
I forgot to jerk off for a while and I had this really weird wet dream. I was a Siamese twin and my brother was always right beside me. But while he wasn't looking, I unhooked my head from him and sneaked out into the other room. In that room was this older lady and we started talking about some mundane thing. I started feeling really horny though, because I felt like I was "cheating" on my Siamese twin. For some reason it turned me on that I was sneaking around and talking to strange ladies without my twin's knowledge. I suddenly woke up cumming in my undies.

This has got to be some weird freaky-deaky Jung mumbo-jumbo, right? I haven't read him in a very long time though, so I don't remember all the archetypes and hidden meanings and stuff.
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>>29786896
I'm on the second month right now, and I've managed to stay in control. Going to do a wank this Friday, since I've been getting really hard warm boners
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>maturbated 2 time already
>feel good
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my face when I only masturbated 2 times in my entire life
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>>29786896
>Spyro
the feels
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>>29788483
>>29788604
Talk with girls
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>>29788604
the dreams feel real though, so it's better than fapping i guess. Good on you OP keep going
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>>29786896
I haven't masturbated in ever. Seriously, I just can't finish. I think my circumcision fucked me up.
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